Posts tagged "thong"

Matthew McConaughey Recounts The Trials And Tribulations Of Wearing A Stripper Thong

“You put one of those [thongs] on, and you find that your body gets kind of inverted. I had to loosen up, because this is a guy who really lives in this thing, and I had to get really loose and [down] with it. I remember going — and I wasn’t the only one who…
By: Ami Angelowicz / February 7, 2014

Forget Bush, American Apparel Experiments With Exposed Butthole (NSFW)

Hi there, American Apparel. I was prepared to defend your bush mannequin and I was responding really positively, as Tim Gunn would say, to your 62-year-old lingerie model. But then you went and posted a thong ad on your Tumblr featuring a peek-a-boo of a perfectly waxed asshole riding a bicycle,…
By: Ami Angelowicz / February 1, 2014

Rihanna’s Denim Thong Is All Sorts Of Wrong

Let's discuss Rihanna's DENIM THONG. I'll start: NO. [NYMag.com] BREAKING NEWS: Lindsay Lohan has been in rehab for days and hasn't brushed her hair once. [Newser] Oooh dang, Frances Bean Cobain called out one of those younger Kardashian sisters over Twitter. [The Gloss] What you should and shouldn't…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 22, 2013

You’ll Never Believe Who’s Terrorizing Denver, Colorado

Denver, Colorado, is known as the "Mile High City,' on account of its remarkable elevation, but it may fast be gaining a reputation for something else. Thong terrorizing. That's because there's a "thong bandit" who's been flashing his thong at unsuspecting women in the The unnamed thong specialist has been walking around fully-clothed. He'll the…
By: Julie Gerstein / March 9, 2013

How Do We Feel About Dear Kates, Panties With Built-In Panty Liners?

Clicking around the Dear Kates website after I saw someone post about it on Facebook, I was dying to know what made these plain-colored panties so special that they could get away with charging roughly $35 a pair.  It was on the FAQ page that I finally got my answer: Dear Kate…
By: Jessica Wakeman / December 12, 2012

If Your Little Girl Wears Crotchless Thongs, You Are A Bad Parent

If I ever have a daughter, I know what she's getting for her seventh birthday: a crotchless thong, of course! No, but seriously, a Colorado woman was shopping with her children at Kids N Teen in Greeley Mall when she spotted the unthinkable: a tiny thong featuring a split down the crotch. Erin French…
By: Rachel Krause / November 15, 2011

Cameltoe Gets Forever 21 Thong Removed From Facebook

Forever 21 is going all American Apparel on our asses. Literally! A quick click-through on their online lingerie section revealed some scandalous cameltoe action. When the blogger for WTForever21 posted one of the most explicit examples on her Facebook page, the content was removed shortly thereafter. No reason was cited, though the…
By: Stefanie Blejec / November 4, 2011

We’re Firmly Against The Head Thong

Girls, you are wearing a thong on your hair. And no, Nicole Richie and Vanessa Hudgens, I don't care that it's a fancy rhinestone-encrusted thong. A thong is a thong is a thong--isn't that what Marcel Duchamp said? Or was it Sisqo? Whatever. I understand that we are all trying to find new…
By: Julie Gerstein / April 22, 2011

Would You Wear Super-Complicated Underwear?

For some of us (by which I mean me), mustering up the energy to wear a thong is no small task. The whole dental floss in the arse thing just feels a little unnecessary, amiright? So when I saw this picture, I kind of got exhausted just looking at it. Straps, lace, mesh, clasps,…
By: Lily Q / July 2, 2010

Amber Rose Wears “Interesting” Sunglasses

The fashion train wreck "icon" that is Amber Rose wore this windshield on her face as a pair of sunglasses and paired them with an electric pink thong ... just to keep it classy. Maybe she needed the blinders to shield her from her overwhelmingly bad taste, heh.
By: Lauren Panariello / March 12, 2010

Danger! Beware Of Thong!

A woman in Los Angeles is suing Victoria’s Secret over a defective thong. Um, one could argue, they’re all defective, after all, we’re talking about paying for a permanent wedgie here. But seriously, 52-year old Macrida Patterson is taking the lingerie line to court because she claims a “design problem” caused a metallic decoration o…
By: Simcha / June 18, 2008

Thong Market Bottoms Out

Where is Sisqo and his "Thong Song" when you need him? The lingerie industry wishes they could party like it was 1999 since g-string sales have dropped like panties at the Playboy mansion in the 21st Century. Industry leaders blame VPL (visible panty line) technology which has seen the development of the boy short. While…
By: Simcha / February 5, 2008