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If Your Little Girl Wears Crotchless Thongs, You Are A Bad Parent

Rachel KrauseNovember 15, 2011 //
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If I ever have a daughter, I know what she’s getting for her seventh birthday: a crotchless thong, of course! No, but seriously, a Colorado woman was shopping with her children at Kids N Teen in Greeley Mall when she spotted the unthinkable: a tiny thong featuring a split down the crotch. Erin French snapped a cell phone video and went to the media; the owner of Kids N Teen initially defended her choice of merchandise by saying that “25 percent of her merchandise is for teens.” (The crotchless thongs have since been removed.) I don’t know which is worse — the fact that crotchless thongs for little girls exist or the fact that the store owner even believes them to be suitable for 9th graders. What ever happened to kids being kids (and wearing underwear not blatantly intended for sex)? [9news.com via Jezebel]

Cameltoe Gets Forever 21 Thong Removed From Facebook

Stefanie BlejecNovember 4, 2011 //
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Forever 21 is going all American Apparel on our asses. Literally! A quick click-through on their online lingerie section revealed some scandalous cameltoe action. When the blogger for WTForever21 posted one of the most explicit examples on her Facebook page, the content was removed shortly thereafter. No reason was cited, though the blogger guesses the problem was that the “young women’s vagina lips [were quite] so clearly outlined.” They are called labia, honey.

Do y’all think this photo crosses the line? Or is Facebook just overreacting, as usual? [WTForever 21] Keep reading »

Would You Wear Super-Complicated Underwear?

Lily QJuly 2, 2010 //

For some of us (by which I mean me), mustering up the energy to wear a thong is no small task. The whole dental floss in the arse thing just feels a little unnecessary, amiright? So when I saw this picture, I kind of got exhausted just looking at it. Straps, lace, mesh, clasps, what? Is all of that really necessary? Is it even all that attractive? Would you wear underwear this complicated? [Fashion Copious] Keep reading »

Amber Rose Wears “Interesting” Sunglasses

Lauren PanarielloMarch 12, 2010 //

The fashion train wreck “icon” that is Amber Rose wore this windshield on her face as a pair of sunglasses and paired them with an electric pink thong … just to keep it classy. Maybe she needed the blinders to shield her from her overwhelmingly bad taste, heh. Keep reading »

Danger! Beware Of Thong!

SimchaJune 18, 2008 //

A woman in Los Angeles is suing Victoria’s Secret over a defective thong. Um, one could argue, they’re all defective, after all, we’re talking about paying for a permanent wedgie here. But seriously, 52-year old Macrida Patterson is taking the lingerie line to court because she claims a “design problem” caused a metallic decoration on her “V-string” to come loose. When she went to put the panties on, the ornament hit her in the eye causing damage to her cornea. Eye-yi-yi, there is just an ever growing number of reasons why we love coverage! [Smoking Gun and CNN] Keep reading »

Thong Market Bottoms Out

SimchaFebruary 5, 2008 //

Where is Sisqo and his “Thong Song” when you need him? The lingerie industry wishes they could party like it was 1999 since g-string sales have dropped like panties at the Playboy mansion in the 21st Century. Industry leaders blame VPL (visible panty line) technology which has seen the development of the boy short. While sales of thongs have fallen from 33% of the lingerie market in 2003 to 12% in 2007, sales of the fuller coverage shorts have doubled. Looks like bigger is better, especially when it comes to your booty. [Daily Mail] Keep reading »