Students are suing a Montana beauty school for sexual harassment. One of the complaints was that an instructor would force students to trim her pubic hair and then use the dirty trimmers on customers. NO. Ewwww! [Huffington Post]
Here’s a guide to the polite way to give directions while receiving oral sex. Or…
Stacie Halas, the California teacher who was fired for her porn star past, has lawyered up big time. You can talk to Gloria Allred if you have any questions about her case. [LA Weekly]
Get to know Ryan Lochte better. And when I say better, I mean, get to know what he look…
This 66-year-old woman landed a 28-year-old guy by getting breast implants and posting pictures of them on Facebook. That’s like beyond a cougar. I don’t even know what the word for that is. Good for her? [The Stir]
Straight dudes weigh in with their feelings about seeing other dudes in the buff. [Em…
Porn stars Sara Jay and Angelina Castro (aka TeamBJNBA) made a bet on Twitter that they would give blow jobs to Miami Heat fans if they defeated Oklahoma. Anyhow, the NBA was not down with this whole thing. [LA Weekly]
I’m personally trying to put the kibosh on everything Fifty Shades of Grey…
Sometimes you all get mad when I tell you gross stuff. I am warning you, this is GROSS. A man is being investigated for regularly returning used enemas to a CVS in Jacksonville, Florida. Of course it was in Florida. [Huffington Post]
Marriage doesn’t change your sexual patterns. Supposedly they have been ingrained…
It’s that time of year again: time for the Air Sex World Championships. Want to see some pictures? Of course you do.[Huffington Post]
If you didn’t already gouge your eyes out looking at pictures/GIFs/videos of Octomom masturbating, then you can read this interview in which she says that schools should teach children masturbation.
You knew you had a porn star name (your first pet’s name + the street you live on) but you did you know that you have a porn star doppelgänger? Find out what he/she looks like. Here is Kim Kardashian’s XXX look-a-like. Her name is Sienna West. [Huffington Post]
Life can get really…
Somebody is showing Playboy what she’s got to offer. There’s a whole bunch more of these photos of Tanning Mom sans bra. Unfortunately, she’s also sans bow. [Huffington Post]
Sex toys and couples go together like PB and J. If you weren’t already aware, here are some perks of using sex toys i…
We have not heard the end of that Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction at the 2004 Super Bowl. The FCC is trying to get the case tried by the Supreme Court. Whoa. That’s an important nip slip. [Newser]
Just be glad you don’t live in the town of F**king, Austria. It’s a real town.
Thank you, Freedom of Information Act, for informing us that there are at least 16 New York State teachers accused of sexual misconduct who are still employed in the school system. WHAT!? [Newser]
Happy Easter! Here are some Easter-centric pickup lines for ya. Starting with: “You’re not just some bunny, you’re my bunny.
One woman explains the appeal of dry humping. And we thank her. [College Candy]
An eighth-grade science teacher was placed on paid leave when administrators caught wind of her porn persona, Tiffany Six. Sigh, porno careers and teaching careers never mix well. [Nerve]
These are the eight sex moves men allegedly hate.
Doesn’t your man deserve a pair of brief jerkies? Yes, I am talking about these edible male undies made of dried meat. Arghhhh! [LA Weekly]
Planned Parenthood recently distributed condoms with bar codes that you scan in when you’re doin’ it. Kind of like “Foursquare for people who don’t want STDs.” Um, OK!