Posts tagged "this week in sex"

Beauty School Instructor Allegedly Forced Students To Trim Her Pubic Hair & Walnuts Are Good For Your Nuts

Students are suing a Montana beauty school for sexual harassment. One of the complaints was that an instructor would force students to trim her pubic hair and then use the dirty trimmers on customers. NO. Ewwww! [Huffington Post] Here's a guide to the polite way to give directions while receiving oral sex. Or the unpolite…

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 17, 2012

Gloria Allred Will Rep The California Teacher Who Was Fired For Her Porn Past & Rules For Skype Sex

Stacie Halas, the California teacher who was fired for her porn star past, has lawyered up big time. You can talk to Gloria Allred if you have any questions about her case. [LA Weekly] Get to know Ryan Lochte better. And when I say better, I mean, get to know what he looks like shirtless.

By: Ami Angelowicz / July 27, 2012

A Great-Grandmother Lands A 20-Something With Her Boob Job, Plus, Masturbation Devices For Ladies On A Budget

This 66-year-old woman landed a 28-year-old guy by getting breast implants and posting pictures of them on Facebook. That's like beyond a cougar. I don't even know what the word for that is. Good for her? [The Stir] Straight dudes weigh in with their feelings about seeing other dudes in the buff. [Em & Lo]…

By: Ami Angelowicz / July 20, 2012

This Week In Sex: The NBA Shuts Down Porn Stars’ Twitter Campaign To Blow Miami Heat Fans & The Most Bizarre Penis You’ve Ever Seen

Porn stars Sara Jay and Angelina Castro (aka TeamBJNBA) made a bet on Twitter that they would give blow jobs to Miami Heat fans if they defeated Oklahoma. Anyhow, the NBA was not down with this whole thing. [LA Weekly] I'm personally trying to put the kibosh on everything Fifty Shades of Grey related. I'm…

By: Ami Angelowicz / July 13, 2012

This Week In Sex: A Man Who Was Doing Shady Stuff With Enemas & A Guide To Calories Burned Per Sex Act

Sometimes you all get mad when I tell you gross stuff. I am warning you, this is GROSS. A man is being investigated for regularly returning used enemas to a CVS in Jacksonville, Florida. Of course it was in Florida. [Huffington Post] Marriage doesn't change your sexual patterns. Supposedly they have been ingrained in u…

By: Ami Angelowicz / July 6, 2012

This Week In Sex: Pictures From The Air Sex World Championships & Swedish Men Are Proud Of Their Chlamydia

It's that time of year again: time for the Air Sex World Championships. Want to see some pictures? Of course you do.[Huffington Post] If you didn't already gouge your eyes out looking at pictures/GIFs/videos of Octomom masturbating, then you can read this interview in which she says that schools should teach children masturbation. I mean,…

By: Ami Angelowicz / June 29, 2012

This Week In Sex: Meet Your Porn Star Doppelgänger & How To Have Sex On An Airplane

You knew you had a porn star name (your first pet's name + the street you live on) but you did you know that you have a porn star doppelgänger? Find out what he/she looks like. Here is Kim Kardashian's XXX look-a-like. Her name is Sienna West. [Huffington Post] Life can get really busy. Or…

By: Ami Angelowicz / June 22, 2012

This Week In Sex: Octomom’s First Porno Pics & Sex Tips From The Ladies At The Bunny Ranch

We don't feel bad for Octomom, but we sure do feel bad for her 14 kids. Look, or look away, but here are the pics of her pleasuring herself on her first pornographic photo shoot. [Huffington Post] In case you hadn't noticed, sex toys are pricey these days. Here's a chance to win a nice…

By: Ami Angelowicz / June 15, 2012

A Heinous Testicle Crime & Labeling Your Sexual Orientation May Be Bad For Your Health

We've got a criminal testicle squeezer on our hands. Oh boy. This woman squeezed a man's testicle OUT of his scrotum. I didn't even know that was possible. [Huffington Post] If you have kids and they happen to walk in on you in the middle of the act, what should you do? Spray them with

By: Ami Angelowicz / June 8, 2012

This Week In Sex: The Annual Testicle Festival Is This Weekend & A Man’s Motorcycle Gave Him A 2-Year Long Erection

The 19th Annual Testicle Festival is happening to tomorrow in Missouri. Who's coming with me? [College Candy] If you're going through a dry spell, no need to fret. There is an oasis ahead … somewhere. Or is that a mirage? In the meantime, here are some ideas to help you cope. [The Stir] Orgasm taking…

By: Ami Angelowicz / June 1, 2012

This Week In Sex: Amanda Knox Made Maxim’s Hot 100 List & Etiquette For Post-Sex Showering

Do you find it odd that Amanda Knox made Maxim's Hot 100 list? I do. [Yahoo] These philosophers we're probably really good in the sack. Obvs Soren Kierkegaard is on the list. I mean, he wrote a book called Diary of a Seducer... [LA Weekly] It's Fleet Week! Here are some sexy seamen for your…

By: Ami Angelowicz / May 25, 2012

This Week In Sex: Tanning Mom Goes Braless & Don’t Talk About Boners At Your Wedding

Somebody is showing Playboy what she's got to offer. There's a whole bunch more of these photos of Tanning Mom sans bra. Unfortunately, she's also sans bow. [Huffington Post] Sex toys and couples go together like PB and J. If you weren't already aware, here are some perks of using sex toys in the bedroom.

By: Ami Angelowicz / May 18, 2012

This Week In Sex: “Time”‘s Breastfeeding Mom Knew What She Was Getting Into & The Hottest Female Prisoners

Time Magazine's now infamous breastfeeding mom says she knew that there would be a lot of ruckus over the picture. Ya think? Here's an interview where she talks about it. [Newser] Get ready to get annoyed. Here are the most common excuses men use to avoid wearing condoms. Oy. [Your Tango] There was a big…

By: Ami Angelowicz / May 11, 2012

This Week In Sex: Janet Jackson’s Super Bowl Nip Slip Case May Go The The Supreme Court & How A Sex Injury Can Get You Worker’s Comp

We have not heard the end of that Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction at the 2004 Super Bowl. The FCC is trying to get the case tried by the Supreme Court. Whoa. That's an important nip slip. [Newser] Just be glad you don't live in the town of F**king, Austria. It's a real town. Are we…

By: Ami Angelowicz / April 20, 2012

This Week In Sex: Bikini Waxing Is In For Men, Out For Women & How To Talk S**t In Bed

Oh no. And now that bikini waxes are supposedly in for men, they are out for women. Can't we all just get on the same page? [LA Weekly] Which would you rather: Bacon Lube or Honey Lube? I'm not asking you, I'm telling you to go vote. [Huffington Post] Here are some warning signs that…

By: Ami Angelowicz / April 13, 2012

This Week In Sex: 16 NY State Teachers With Sexual Misconduct Allegations Are Still Employed, Plus Porn Star Death Conspiracy Theories

Thank you, Freedom of Information Act, for informing us that there are at least 16 New York State teachers accused of sexual misconduct who are still employed in the school system. WHAT!? [Newser] Happy Easter! Here are some Easter-centric pickup lines for ya. Starting with: "You're not just some bunny, you're my bunny. [Shine] If…

By: Ami Angelowicz / April 6, 2012

This Week In Sex: An Ass Artist & The Worst Mythological Creatures To Have Sex With

This guy sketches asses for a living. He must seriously love his job. [Huffington Post] A list of things worth giving up sex for. Bi-weekly salon visits are not worth the trade in my book. But see what you think. [The Stir] Here are some good reasons why you should be generous in bed. Ahem.

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 23, 2012

This Week In Sex: Jon Hamm Doesn’t Do Outdoor Sex & How To Use A Toothbrush In Bed

Well, look who hates outdoor sex … it's Jon Hamm. Yep, we're still compatible in my imagination. [The Stir] Happy St. Patty's Day! Hot Irish actors share their thoughts on love and sex. [Your Tango] Real men share what they really want to do after sex. Movie marathon, obvs. [Em & Lo] This brave woma…

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 16, 2012

This Week In Sex: The Appeal Of Dry Humping, Plus Ecstasy Makes Women More Likely To Have Boys

One woman explains the appeal of dry humping. And we thank her. [College Candy] An eighth-grade science teacher was placed on paid leave when administrators caught wind of her porn persona, Tiffany Six. Sigh, porno careers and teaching careers never mix well. [Nerve] These are the eight sex moves men allegedly hate. Be forewarned: If…

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 9, 2012

This Week In Sex: Brief Jerkies Exist & The Semen Yogurt Bandit Will Go To Jail

Doesn't your man deserve a pair of brief jerkies? Yes, I am talking about these edible male undies made of dried meat. Arghhhh! [LA Weekly] Planned Parenthood recently distributed condoms with bar codes that you scan in when you're doin' it. Kind of like "Foursquare for people who don't want STDs." Um, OK! [The Stir]…

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 2, 2012