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Spiderman Might Be Gay — Plus The Most Adorable Vibrators Ever

Vibrators With Faces?
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Awful Hookups
Bad Hookup Stories
We knew these guys were awful, but we kept hooking up with them anyway. Read More »
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  • There’s a very good chance that Spiderman is gay, says Andrew Garfield. My spidey senses predicted that ages ago. [Socialite Life]
  • Spiderman may not be out of the closet yet, but Miss South Carolina, Analouisa Valencia, is. [Uptown Magazine]
  • These vibrators are absolutely adorable…if adorable is what you’re looking for in a sex toy. [Gurl]
  • Better yet, this book will teach you how to become a human vibrator. There’s nothing more adorable than that. [Em & Lo]
  • This fun piece of TV criticism explores what your favorite characters’ living rooms say about their sex lives. [Nerve] Keep reading »

Cher Claims Tom Cruise Was Amazing In Bed — Plus, Meet The Sperm Whisperer

Guy Talk: Protection
Guy Talk: Enough With The Unprotected Sex Already
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Cunnilingus Is Pointless
There's No Point To Cunnilingus, But We Don't Care
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  • On “Watch What Happens Live” this week, Cher named Tom Cruise as one of her top five all-time lovers. I wonder how much the Church of Scientology paid her to say that. [Socialite Life]
  • This guy did us a solid and tried out those weird Chinese herbal sex supplements so that we never have to. [Nerve]
  • One woman solves the problem of where to find other women to date. Lesbians, those elusive pack animals (her words, not mine). [Your Tango]
  • Being farted on, ass hair and other things that you only put up with when you’re sleeping with someone. And it better be good sex if they’re farting on you regularly. [Cracked]
  • This guy is known as the sperm whisperer. [Uptown Magazine] Keep reading »

Nicki Minaj Shows Off Her Boobs — Plus Sex Games For The Beach

Nicki Vs. Mariah
Nicki Minaj caught on tape threatening to knock out Mariah Carey. Read More »
  • Nicki Minaj shares her American Idols on Twitter. In this instance, “American Idols” was a euphemism for boobs, but you wouldn’t know that because it was just a joke between me, myself and I. It doesn’t even work because she left the show, so it’s dumb. But it’s Friday and I’m in a dumb mood. Maybe the term will catch on? Probably not. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Speaking of American Idols, Courtney Stodden was out and about showing her new pair off. Goodie! [Socialite Life]
  • According to Courtney Stodden’s mom, she got said new pair of American Idols to look “more natural.” Is the term catching on yet? [Popbytes]
  • If you’re going to the beach this weekend, consider bringing along this game of “Guess The Cosmo Tip.” Always a good time. [Nerve]
  • And when you’re done with “Guess The Cosmo Tip” you can play “Name That Sex Position.” It’s gonna be one hot trip to the beach. [Tres Sugar] Keep reading »

Christians Think This Kraft Ad Is Too Zesty — Plus, The Rise Of “Daddies”!

Big Gay Oreo
Some people were offended by this Oreo. Read More »
"Daddy" in bed?
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  • “It is easy to see what the ad is really selling … Christians will not be able to buy Kraft dressings or any of their products until they clean up their advertising,” said the One Million Moms website of this Zesty Italian Dressing ad. I guess that means they don’t want their salad tossed by this guy? Let the record reflect that this is the same group who got all whipped up over the rainbow Oreo cookie. [iVillage]
  • The next step after child stardom: porn stardom. Well, at least these famous kids went XXX. [College Candy]
  • Your summer fling must involve long walks on the beach, outdoor hookups and dance-offs. [Tres Sugar]
  • “Daddies” are on the rise. What you need to know about Gay Daddies, Silver Daddies, Muscle Daddies, Bears, Leather Daddies, Big Daddies, and Daddy-Lovers. [NYMag.com] Keep reading »

Hey! Courtney Stodden Has A Sex Tape Too — Plus A Brief History Of Why We’re Obsessed With Boobs

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Loud Orgasms
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  • Stop paying attention to Farrah Abraham’s sex tape because Courtney Stodden says she has one too! Shrug. [Celebuzz]
  • Today in things science confirmed that I already knew: musicians get more girls. Yup. That’s pretty much how I spent my 20s. [Newser]
  • Everyone loves boobs. Yes, that’s a fact. But have you ever wondered why? Here’s a brief history of why boobs are so fascinating to us. [Nerve] Keep reading »

Cheaters Love To Eat At The Cheesecake Factory — Plus How To Takes The Best Selfies

Hotel Sex
You're paying big bucks, make it great. Read More »
Booty Call Ettiquette
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  • The real reason people cheat is … hell if I know, but these people think they do. [Uptown Mag]
  • But if you are going to cheat, you should probably take your mister/mistress to the Cheesecake Factory. Because they have so many menu options (that menu is longer than the Bible!) and apparently it’s where adulterers prefer to dine. [The Gloss]
  • How to deal when you and your partner have totally different sex drives? CHEAT! I’m kidding, of course. [Gurl]
  • Ice cubes, candle wax and feathers: these are some of the tools of sensation play. [Em & Lo]
  • What’s porn got to do with it? Very little according to a new study. [iVillage] Keep reading »

Taylor Swift Accused Of Having “Major Sexual Chemistry” With Tim McGraw — Plus, How To Cure Your BJ Boredom

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  • According to ye olde National Enquirer, Faith Hill warned Taylor Swift to stay away from husband Tim McGraw because the two had “major sexual chemistry” onstage. Hmmm. Isn’t it their job to have chemistry onstage? [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Every single thing you’ve ever wondered about threesomes including how to have a FAKE one. OK, you’ve got my attention. [Em & Lo]
  • Find out more about Reddit’s anti-masturbation movement otherwise known as No Fap. [Nerve]
  • Rattlesnakes have dance-offs before they do it and other sex tips from the animal kingdom that we should consider. Yes, to that. [Ask Men]
  • This woman interrupted a South Carolina press conference by stripping down to her granny panties. [TruTV]
  • To cure boredom while giving head try doing math problems or thinking about what Kimye is doing. Or you can just try to enjoy it. I don’t know, just a thought. [College Candy] Keep reading »

Ke$ha Often Gets Glitter In Her Vagina, Makes Out With Dudes In Front Of Her Brother

Ke$ha's Souped-Up Vag
Ke$ha says she has a "souped-up vagina." Read More »
Meet Pad Gardner
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  • Ke$ha bathes in baby oil, often gets glitter in her vagina, and makes out with guys in front of her brother. Just a few of the fun things she told Jimmy Kimmel. Related, but unrelated: Is that what it means to have a souped-up vagina? To have stray glitter in it? [Pop Crush]
  • A man contemplates his pubes and whether or not he should get rid of them to make his wife-to-be happy. [Em & Lo]
  • See how well you know your sex terminology by taking this quiz. I learned the other day that “chode” has two meanings. Did you know that? [iVillage]
  • What’s your favorite get out of sex excuse? I can’t weigh in because I don’t often find myself needing to come up with one. [Gurl] Keep reading »

Kim Zolciak’s Mile-High Threesome –Plus What Your Panties Say About You

Anal Sex Songs
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We think these supposedly clean pop songs are actually about anal. Read More »
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  • Allegedly, Kim Zolciak brought her husband Kroy into an airplane bathroom with her because she’s claustrophobic (that makes no sense right there) and a woman thought they were having sex in the bathroom and tried to get in on the action. Sounds like everyone involved in this situation was using exceptionally poor judgement. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Female cosplayers want to remind you that just because they are in a costume does not mean that are consenting to anyone unwanted, lewd behavior. It’s sad that anyone needs to be reminded of this. [The Mary Sue]
  • Hookup culture is ruining everything for co-eds because it feels more like an obligation than an adventure, says this Washington Post columnist. [Newser]
  • Advice on sober sex, glory holes and open relationships. That covers quite a bit of ground. [Ask Men]
  • Not everyone is accepting Rick Ross’ apology for his his date rape lyrics. [Uptown Mag] Keep reading »

A Vibrator Fit For IKEA — Plus, Brush Up On Your Porn Lingo

Squirting Myths
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  • Clearly they need to start selling this vibrator at IKEA. [Em & Lo]
  • The worst hookup mistakes a woman can make, like calling the guy the wrong name. Eh, it’s happened to the best of us. [Gurl]
  • Unforgettable blow job tips you that obviously don’t need because you are a sex goddess. [iVillage]
  • Hollywood sex scenes are less arousing than they once were. [Nerve]
  • In real life, an ATM is where you get your cash, in the porn world, it means something very, very different. [Your Tango]
  • A Chick-fil-A franchise owner gives out free food to supporters of marriage equality. You can’t stop progress. [Newser] Keep reading »
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