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Scarlett Johansson Finds Porn Enjoyable And “Productive”

  • Scarlett Johansson told Marie Claire that she finds porn enjoyable and productive, by which she probably means she gets a lot of masturbating done while watching it, I guess. [The Blemish]
  • This man has been arrested not once, but TWICE, for having sex with inflatable pool toys. [Huffington Post]
  • New parents in Germany will have the option of identifying their babies as intersex. [Newser]
  • “Sexual Butter” starring Paula Deen and “Insane Clown Pussy” are just two of the all-time, worst ideas for adult films. [Cracked]
  • Which came first, the Stim-U-Lax or the Pulscon Hand Crank? If you don’t know the answer, you probably need to review your vibrator history. [Betty Confidential]
  • If only these “Star Wars” sex toys were real. [Em & Lo]
  • Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson split up because she didn’t want to neglect her youth. At the ripe, old age of 19, I fear she might be too late. [Celebuzz] Keep reading »

Heidi Montag Retired Her F-Cups — Plus, A Rabbi Dildo For Your Orgasm Needs

  • Heidi Montag went from an F cup, to a D cup. Of course, she wouldn’t be Heidi if she didn’t invite “Entertainment Tonight” to film her surgery. [Celebuzz]
  • What goes into the making of custom bondage gear? This guy knows everything there is to know about making forging harnesses, chaps, gags, floggers, collars, and wrist cuffs. [Nerve]
  • These were officially the worst sexy Halloween costumes of 2013. Sexy skunk…disturbing. [Em & Lo]
  • Guys, here’s what women really think of your underwear. [Your Tango]
  • Oy vey! A rabbi-shaped dildo. WHY? [Huffington Post]
  • A walk of shame, illustrated with GIFs. [College Candy] Keep reading »

Ke$ha Electrocuted Her Vagina While Grinding A Power Tool

  • Oh, Ke$ha, you never disappoint. This week, she told Conan O’Brien about that time she electrocuted her vagina on stage while grinding a power tool. This probably explains why there are ghosts up in there. [The Blemish]
  • It sounds like the beginning of a joke … a group of evangelists walk into a sex convention. It’s not a joke. Jesus loves porn stars. [Huffington Post]
  • You might be sabotaging your own chances of getting laid, scientifically speaking. Stop that this instant! [Cracked]
  • Enough of getting sex advice from sexperts. She what sage wisdom a fire artist has to offer. Because…they’re hot. [Nerve]
  • “My husband has no penis,” is certainly a creative way to let the world know you’re a lesbian. [Em & Lo]
  • The most epic love triangles of all time, starring these women. [Uptown Magazine] Keep reading »

Selena Gomez Says Her Butt Isn’t Big Enough To Land Drake

  • Selena Gomez’s ass isn’t large enough for Drake to date. Because men date asses and not people? [Celebuzz]
  • To celebrate National Coming Out Day, let’s stop asking our gay friends how they came out because they’re over it. [Newser]
  • We’ve got a stage five testicle squeezer on our hands. She’d be perfect for Miley’s porn, “Wrecking Balls.” [Huffington Post]
  • Scientists have discovered a “happy marriage” gene. Making an appointment with a geneticist ASAP. [Nerve]
  • You and your lover might want to consider one of these humpworthy Halloween costumes. That was a joke about camels, people. [Em & Lo]

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Ke$ha Would Like To Show You Her Naked Butt

  • Ke$ha showed off her ass on Instagram. And there it is. [The Blemish]
  • You may be great at giving oral sex, but it’s just as important to learn how to receive. [Betty Confidential]
  • “I want to explore my options” and “It’s not you, it’s me” are amongst the dumbest possible breakup lines a person can use. [TruTv]
  • This new novel contains strap-on scenes, so obviously, you’re gonna want to go ahead and read it. [Em &Lo] Keep reading »

Miley Cyrus Naked, Riding A Dolphin!

  • Enjoy some of the best of the Miley Cyrus “Wrecking Ball” memes. I’m personally a fan of Miley riding a dolphin. Such a great use of Photoshop. [Stupid Celebrities]
  • This woman’s boyfriend won’t go down on her and she’s staying with him … why? [Em & Lo]
  • A new study says that youngsters are hookup crazy, but aren’t having any more sex than they were in the ’90s. BUST. [Nerve]
  • This guy had an unusual obsession with Babs Bunny from “Tiny Toons Adventures.” [Nerve]
  • Here are some foolproof ways to get laid more often. You should start by not reading any more guides about how to get laid. [Cracked] Keep reading »
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