- Sometimes you all get mad when I tell you gross stuff. I am warning you, this is GROSS. A man is being investigated for regularly returning used enemas to a CVS in Jacksonville, Florida. Of course it was in Florida. [Huffington Post]
- Marriage doesn’t change your sexual patterns. Supposedly they have been ingrained in us since we started masturbating. Yikes. That was a long time ago. [Your Tango]
- Patrick Watson is the man making the sexy music that you should be doing it to. [Em & Lo]
- When you’re done listening to Patrick Watson, you may want to listen to these rap songs about cunnilingus to get you in the mood. Word to your vagina! [LA Weekly] Keep reading »
Tag Archives: this week in sex
This Week In Sex: A Man Who Was Doing Shady Stuff With Enemas & A Guide To Calories Burned Per Sex Act
This Week In Sex: Pictures From The Air Sex World Championships & Swedish Men Are Proud Of Their Chlamydia
Erotic Breastfeeding
This man's erectile dysfunction was cured by his wife's breast milk. Read More »
- It’s that time of year again: time for the Air Sex World Championships. Want to see some pictures? Of course you do.[Huffington Post]
- If you didn’t already gouge your eyes out looking at pictures/GIFs/videos of Octomom masturbating, then you can read this interview in which she says that schools should teach children masturbation. I mean, if she had learned about it at a younger age, she might not have 14 children. Am I right? [Huffington Post]
- I’m loving this chain started on Reddit about the sluttiest things people have ever done. Some guy hooked up with multiple girls while dressed as an Oompa Loompa for Halloween. That’s amazing. I wonder if he was getting all those chicks because he was carrying chocolate on his person. That would be motivation enough for me. [College Candy] Keep reading »
This Week In Sex: Meet Your Porn Star Doppelgänger & How To Have Sex On An Airplane
This Is Not A Mushroom
It's a fleshlight. But some people in China thought it was a mushroom. Watch »
- You knew you had a porn star name (your first pet’s name + the street you live on) but you did you know that you have a porn star doppelgänger? Find out what he/she looks like. Here is Kim Kardashian’s XXX look-a-like. Her name is Sienna West. [Huffington Post]
- Life can get really busy. Or maybe you are a morning person and he’s a night owl. Whatever the reason, if you and your partner are having trouble coordinating times for sex, here are some ideas for you. Yes, you can hire a sexsitter. But is that really what you want to call your babysitter? [The Stir]
- Did you ruin it by hopping in the sack with him too soon? An advice columnist weighs in. [Em & Lo]
- In Israel, people are using an erotic stimulant called “honey sex” and it may be dangerous. And no, it has nothing to do with licking honey off your partner’s body. [Huffington Post]
- Sex toy newbies, here are some recommendations for you. Cough, cough. Hitachi magic wand. [Your Tango] Keep reading »
This Week In Sex: Octomom’s First Porno Pics & Sex Tips From The Ladies At The Bunny Ranch
Unsexy Clothing
You don't want to be wearing these things when you get laid unexpectedly. Read More »
- We don’t feel bad for Octomom, but we sure do feel bad for her 14 kids. Look, or look away, but here are the pics of her pleasuring herself on her first pornographic photo shoot. [Huffington Post]
- In case you hadn’t noticed, sex toys are pricey these days. Here’s a chance to win a nice one for you and your S.O. Woot! [Em&Lo]
- These super annoying things may prevent you from getting laid tonight. Don’t let them! [The Stir]
- Lingerie … yay or nay? A man weighs in. I say if he wants me to wear the fancy stuff, he pays. Otherwise it’s all American Eagle Outfitters all the time, baby. [College Candy]
- Here are some sex tips from the (legal) sex workers at the Bunny Ranch. Starting with the suggestion that women always give oral. [iVillage] Keep reading »
A Heinous Testicle Crime & Labeling Your Sexual Orientation May Be Bad For Your Health
- We’ve got a criminal testicle squeezer on our hands. Oh boy. This woman squeezed a man’s testicle OUT of his scrotum. I didn’t even know that was possible. [Huffington Post]
- If you have kids and they happen to walk in on you in the middle of the act, what should you do? Spray them with Naptime! Or there are other, more productive ways to handle it. [The Stir]
- There’s a new kind of facial. And it involves champagne. That doesn’t sound half bad. [College Candy]
- A new study found that labeling your sexual orientation may be bad for a woman’s health. Interesting. [Your Tango] Keep reading »
This Week In Sex: The Annual Testicle Festival Is This Weekend & A Man’s Motorcycle Gave Him A 2-Year Long Erection
- The 19th Annual Testicle Festival is happening to tomorrow in Missouri. Who’s coming with me? [College Candy]
- If you’re going through a dry spell, no need to fret. There is an oasis ahead … somewhere. Or is that a mirage? In the meantime, here are some ideas to help you cope. [The Stir]
- Orgasm taking too long? Speed it up with these tips. [Your Tango]
- Your palms will NOT turn hairy from masturbating and some more dumb sex myths. [TruTV]
- Hi, Starfuckers. Here’s what you need to do if you want to sleep with someone famous. [The Gloss] Keep reading »
This Week In Sex: Amanda Knox Made Maxim’s Hot 100 List & Etiquette For Post-Sex Showering
- Do you find it odd that Amanda Knox made Maxim’s Hot 100 list? I do. [Yahoo]
- These philosophers we’re probably really good in the sack. Obvs Soren Kierkegaard is on the list. I mean, he wrote a book called Diary of a Seducer... [LA Weekly]
- It’s Fleet Week! Here are some sexy seamen for your viewing pleasure. [TresSugar]
- People have strong opinions about labias and what they should look like. [Em & Lo]
- If you watched “Crossroads” and thought Britney Spears’ “losing her virginity” sex scene was ridiculous, you’re going to love this list of the most unrealistic sex scenes of all time. [Em & Lo] Keep reading »
This Week In Sex: Tanning Mom Goes Braless & Don’t Talk About Boners At Your Wedding
- Somebody is showing Playboy what she’s got to offer. There’s a whole bunch more of these photos of Tanning Mom sans bra. Unfortunately, she’s also sans bow. [Huffington Post]
- Sex toys and couples go together like PB and J. If you weren’t already aware, here are some perks of using sex toys in the bedroom. [Your Tango]
- A handy dandy guide to the history of vibrators. Starting with how doctors used to massage the hysteria out of women’s clitorises with them. [TresSugar]
- The downfalls of virtual sex. Like how the other person is not actually there? That sucks. [College Candy]
- Boners really shouldn’t be mentioned during wedding vows. Just for the sake of your guests’ comfort. [TruTV] Keep reading »
This Week In Sex: “Time”‘s Breastfeeding Mom Knew What She Was Getting Into & The Hottest Female Prisoners
- Time Magazine’s now infamous breastfeeding mom says she knew that there would be a lot of ruckus over the picture. Ya think? Here’s an interview where she talks about it. [Newser]
- Get ready to get annoyed. Here are the most common excuses men use to avoid wearing condoms. Oy. [Your Tango]
- There was a big shoot out in California with some prostitutes and some johns. Inciting incident: Stolen iPhones. [Huffington Post]
- Are you into vampire dudes? Here are a few famous ones to fantasize about. [TresSugar]
- Here are some reasons why one woman thinks everyone should be having one night stands. See if you agree. [College Candy] Keep reading »
This Week In Sex: Janet Jackson’s Super Bowl Nip Slip Case May Go The The Supreme Court & How A Sex Injury Can Get You Worker’s Comp
- We have not heard the end of that Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction at the 2004 Super Bowl. The FCC is trying to get the case tried by the Supreme Court. Whoa. That’s an important nip slip. [Newser]
- Just be glad you don’t live in the town of F**king, Austria. It’s a real town. Are we surpassed that the residents want to change the name? [Huffington Post]
- There are benefits to being with a guy with a small penis. [College Candy]
- It appears that a sex injury can get you workers comp. It happened for this woman in Australia who got injured by a light fixture while having sex on a business trip. Is that considered “working” or “working it”? [Nerve] Keep reading »
