Posts tagged "this week in sex"

Emma Watson Nude Pics For Reals — Plus Macklemore Likes To Wank Off On Airplanes

I am pleased to report that Emma Watson’s nude pics are totally legit. They were not leaked, they were for an art book. So look all you want. [Evil Beet Gossip]
Macklemore admitted that he’s “jerked off on a lot of airplanes.” GOOD. TO. KNOW. [TruTV]
How good men become dogs. Read…

Ami Angelowicz / March 22, 2013

A Kris Jenner Sex Tape; The World’s Weird Porn Habits

There might be a tape of Kris Jenner having wild sex with her late husband Robert Kardashian. Please God, spare us this indignity. [Popbytes]
Find out more about people’s world-wide porn habits. “Mom and son” is the top porn search term in Romania. Yikes. [Nerve]
Make oral sex more fun right now!

Ami Angelowicz / March 15, 2013

Chelsea Handler Is Certain Taylor Swift Is A Virgin; What To Do If You Accidentally Send Porn To Your Dad

Chelsea Handler is certain that all of Taylor Swift’s breakups can be attributed to her being a virgin. How thoughtful of Chelsea to share her thoughts on the matter. [Evil Beet Gossip]
This 30-something virgin (not Taylor Swift) needs your help, I mean your penis. [Em & Lo]
Here’s how to deal…

Ami Angelowicz / March 8, 2013

You Can Buy Jennifer Lawrence’s Sweaty Bra & How To Prepare For An Orgy

The sports bra Jennifer Lawrence wore during the dance practice scene of “Silver Linings Playbook” is up for auction. Just me or is that kind of gross? Do you think it’s been laundered since she got all sweaty in it? [Huffington Post Style]
More Jennifer Lawrence, you say? OK! She’s allegedly acting a…

Ami Angelowicz / March 1, 2013

Leonardo DiCaprio Brags About His Sexual Conquests & A Tantric Sex Coach Tells All

Leonardo DiCaprio is sleeping with anything with a vagina, announces Leonardo DiCaprio at the dinner table. Oh, how my childhood crush has faded. [Evil Beet Gossip]
Maybe you weren’t aware, but your brain is sabotaging your sex life in many ways. Well, at least now I know where to place the blame. [Cracked]…

Ami Angelowicz / February 15, 2013

Dakota Fanning Is Finally Old Enough To Get Naked Onscreen & Online Dating Is Out, Pinning Porn Is In

Dakota Fanning is celebrating turning 18 by doing a nude scene in her new movie, “Very Good Girls.” Aww. She’s all growns up. [Popbytes]
Why you and Jennifer Lawrence shouldn’t get too freaked about your uneven boobs. (Because it’s not a big deal.) [Gurl]
What’s the craziest place you’ve had sex? Thi…

Ami Angelowicz / February 1, 2013

Taylor Swift And Harry Styles Allegedly Broke Up Because She Wanted Him To Get Circumcised

I can’t believe there’s more than one ridiculous circumcision story in a day. National Enquirer reports that Taylor Swift and Harry Styles broke up because she wanted him to get his foreskin snipped and he wouldn’t. Who comes up with this stuff? [Pop Bytes]
Don’t be embarrassed if you’ve had sex with a…

Ami Angelowicz / January 25, 2013

Why You Shouldn’t Have A BDSM Relationship With Your Boss & Jennifer Aniston’s “Saggy” Boobs Must Mean She’s Preggo

This is what happens when an employer/employee have a BDSM relationship and everything goes to shit. I’ll give you a hint: it ends with a lawsuit. [Your Tango]
A new study found that 23 percent US female soldiers report being sexually assaulted in war zones. Disturbing. [Newser]
People are saying that Jennifer…

Ami Angelowicz / December 28, 2012

Christmas Is A Sexist Holiday & Kinky Resolutions For 2012

All the reasons why Christmas is an effing sexist holiday. [The Gloss]
Sex headaches are a real condition and they sound AWFUL. [Your Tango]
A retrospective of the most beloved virgins in pop culture. They’re not really virgins, they just play them on TV. [Tres Sugar]
Here are some really unsexy…

Ami Angelowicz / December 21, 2012

Charlie Sheen Wants To Be Lindsay Lohan’s Sugar Daddy & What Is Slut-Dropping?

There’s some business about Charlie Sheen wanting to be Lindsay Lohan’s sugar daddy. I can’t bare to find out more. Do some research and let me know. [Socialite Life]
Men answer the question: Do you want a cock ring for Christmas? Can’t wait to read those responses. [Em & Lo]
Here are…

Ami Angelowicz / December 7, 2012

Ellen DeGeneres Has A Conversation With Rihanna’s Vagina & Exercise Orgasms

Ellen DeGeneres got all up close and personal with Rihanna’s coochie. [Stupid Celebrities]
How vampires and virgins became a match made in heaven. In honor of the latest “Twilight” movie. [NY Mag/ The Cut]
Learn to love his perineum and all of his other pleasure spots. [Ask Men]
A new study…

Ami Angelowicz / November 16, 2012

Christina Aguilera Allegedly Propositioned Vanessa Hudgens For A Threesome & What Happens At A Female Masturbation Class

Rumor has it that Christina Aguilera propositioned Vanessa Hudgens to join her and Matt Rutler in the bedroom and Vanessa politely declined. How dirrty. [Pop Crush]
Here is some really dumb sex advice from the 1960s. One book instructs women to moan when their male partner orgasms so he feels encouraged that you…

Ami Angelowicz / November 9, 2012

Rihanna Might Have Given Chris Brown A Lap Dance & Sex Positions Inspired By “Star Wars”

Please let the rumor not be true that Rihanna gave Chris Brown a lap dance at a Halloween party. PLEASE. Somehow, the fact that she was dressed as weed and he as a terrorist makes it even worse. If that’s possible. [Pop Crush]
Here are some rules to follow if you should ever…

Ami Angelowicz / November 2, 2012

How Not To Kiss Like A Zombie & Why Sex Makes You Smarter

Halloween is almost here and there are some important things you need to brush up on, Like, how to have sex with a vampire and how not to kiss like a zombie. Inform yourself, peeps. [Em & Lo]
I can’t believe that Bradley Cooper allegedly turned down Dita Von Teese’s advances, and at…

Ami Angelowicz / October 26, 2012

Michelle Obama Likes The President Commando & What Is “Sploshing?”

When Kelly Ripa asked the first lady if she prefers boxers or briefs, Michelle replied, “Neither.” Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was a joke. But I can’t blame her. [NYMag.com]
In an upcoming episode of “Oprah’s Next Chapter,” Fergie tells Oprah that Josh Duhamel’s affair with a stripper made their marriage stronger. [The Celebrity

Ami Angelowicz / October 19, 2012

Octomom Is Accused Of Sexual Abuse & The Most Sexist Inventions For Boobs

Two former Octomom nannies have reported her to Child Protective Services for allowing her children to sexually abuse each other. I feel awful even typing that sentence. I hope it turns out not to be true. You can read more about the details of the allegations if you can stomach it. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]…

Ami Angelowicz / October 12, 2012

Andrej Pejic Wants To Pose For Playboy & A Woman Who Has 100 Orgasms A Day

Hello, Hugh Hefner. Please note that Andrej Pejic would like to pose for Playboy. But he’ll have to beat up Courtney Stodden first. [Styleist]
Miami now has a bikini basketball league that you can try out for. [TruTV]
Here are some tips for breaking out of your sexual comfort zone. Why do…

Ami Angelowicz / September 28, 2012

Miley Cyrus’ Sex Life Is Wilder Than “Fifty Shades Of Grey” & To Kiss Or Not To Kiss After Oral?

Miley Cyrus is bragging about her sex life with Liam, saying it’s wilder than Fifty Shades of Grey. Didn’t need to know. [Music Rooms]
In “What We Missed This Week,” I talked a bit about the recent study about how female arousal suppresses our “gross out” function. In honor of these findings, here are…

Ami Angelowicz / September 21, 2012

Heidi Klum Didn’t Start Boinking Her Bodyguard Until Seal Left & King Tut Had Man Boobs

Heidi Klum is definitely boinking her hot, tatooed bodyguard, but she insists she only started doing so after she and Seal split. At least that’s what she told Katie Couric. [The Stir]
Another study about what people will give up for sex. The findings: not much. Definitely not bacon. [Your Tango]
How…

Ami Angelowicz / September 14, 2012

The “Sexually Entitled,” Orgy-Loving Culture Of The Boston University Hockey Team & Soy Lattes Are Bad For Your Sex Drive

After two sexual assault accusations in three months, university officials decided to investigate the culture of the Boston University hockey team. Turns out they are “sexually entitled,” love orgies and don’t understand the concept of consent. Alarming. And also, I’m not shocked. [NYMag.com]
Sometimes people ask us to do really weird things i…

Ami Angelowicz / September 7, 2012