Posts tagged "this week in sex"

Emma Watson Nude Pics For Reals — Plus Macklemore Likes To Wank Off On Airplanes

I am pleased to report that Emma Watson’s nude pics are totally legit. They were not leaked, they were for an art book. So look all you want. [Evil

Ami Angelowicz | March 22, 2013 - 5:20 pm

A Kris Jenner Sex Tape; The World’s Weird Porn Habits

There might be a tape of Kris Jenner having wild sex with her late husband Robert Kardashian. Please God, spare us this indignity. [Popbytes]
Find out more about…

Ami Angelowicz | March 15, 2013 - 5:20 pm

Chelsea Handler Is Certain Taylor Swift Is A Virgin; What To Do If You Accidentally Send Porn To Your Dad

Chelsea Handler is certain that all of Taylor Swift’s breakups can be attributed to her being a virgin. How thoughtful of Chelsea to share her thoughts on the matter.

Ami Angelowicz | March 8, 2013 - 5:20 pm

You Can Buy Jennifer Lawrence’s Sweaty Bra & How To Prepare For An Orgy

The sports bra Jennifer Lawrence wore during the dance practice scene of “Silver Linings Playbook” is up for auction. Just me or is that kind of gross? Do you…

Ami Angelowicz | March 1, 2013 - 5:20 pm

Leonardo DiCaprio Brags About His Sexual Conquests & A Tantric Sex Coach Tells All

Leonardo DiCaprio is sleeping with anything with a vagina, announces Leonardo DiCaprio at the dinner table. Oh, how my childhood crush has faded. [Evil Beet Gossip]
Maybe you…

Ami Angelowicz | February 15, 2013 - 5:40 pm

Dakota Fanning Is Finally Old Enough To Get Naked Onscreen & Online Dating Is Out, Pinning Porn Is In

Dakota Fanning is celebrating turning 18 by doing a nude scene in her new movie, “Very Good Girls.” Aww. She’s all growns up. [Popbytes]
Why you and Jennifer…

Ami Angelowicz | February 1, 2013 - 5:20 pm

Taylor Swift And Harry Styles Allegedly Broke Up Because She Wanted Him To Get Circumcised

I can’t believe there’s more than one ridiculous circumcision story in a day. National Enquirer reports that Taylor Swift and Harry Styles broke up because she wanted him to…

Ami Angelowicz | January 25, 2013 - 5:40 pm

Why You Shouldn’t Have A BDSM Relationship With Your Boss & Jennifer Aniston’s “Saggy” Boobs Must Mean She’s Preggo

This is what happens when an employer/employee have a BDSM relationship and everything goes to shit. I’ll give you a hint: it ends with a lawsuit. [Your Tango]…

Ami Angelowicz | December 28, 2012 - 5:20 pm

Christmas Is A Sexist Holiday & Kinky Resolutions For 2012

All the reasons why Christmas is an effing sexist holiday. [The Gloss]
Sex headaches are a real condition and they sound AWFUL. [Your Tango]
A retrospective of…

Ami Angelowicz | December 21, 2012 - 5:20 pm

Charlie Sheen Wants To Be Lindsay Lohan’s Sugar Daddy & What Is Slut-Dropping?

There’s some business about Charlie Sheen wanting to be Lindsay Lohan’s sugar daddy. I can’t bare to find out more. Do some research and let me know. [Socialite Life]…

Ami Angelowicz | December 7, 2012 - 5:40 pm

Ellen DeGeneres Has A Conversation With Rihanna’s Vagina & Exercise Orgasms

Ellen DeGeneres got all up close and personal with Rihanna’s coochie. [Stupid Celebrities]
How vampires and virgins became a match made in heaven. In honor of the latest…

Ami Angelowicz | November 16, 2012 - 5:20 pm

Christina Aguilera Allegedly Propositioned Vanessa Hudgens For A Threesome & What Happens At A Female Masturbation Class

Rumor has it that Christina Aguilera propositioned Vanessa Hudgens to join her and Matt Rutler in the bedroom and Vanessa politely declined. How dirrty. [Pop Crush]
Here is…

Ami Angelowicz | November 9, 2012 - 5:40 pm

Rihanna Might Have Given Chris Brown A Lap Dance & Sex Positions Inspired By “Star Wars”

Please let the rumor not be true that Rihanna gave Chris Brown a lap dance at a Halloween party. PLEASE. Somehow, the fact that she was dressed as weed…

Ami Angelowicz | November 2, 2012 - 5:40 pm

How Not To Kiss Like A Zombie & Why Sex Makes You Smarter

Halloween is almost here and there are some important things you need to brush up on, Like, how to have sex with a vampire and how not to kiss…

Ami Angelowicz | October 26, 2012 - 5:20 pm

Michelle Obama Likes The President Commando & What Is “Sploshing?”

When Kelly Ripa asked the first lady if she prefers boxers or briefs, Michelle replied, “Neither.” Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was a joke. But I can’t blame her. []…

Ami Angelowicz | October 19, 2012 - 5:40 pm

Octomom Is Accused Of Sexual Abuse & The Most Sexist Inventions For Boobs

Two former Octomom nannies have reported her to Child Protective Services for allowing her children to sexually abuse each other. I feel awful even typing that sentence. I hope…

Ami Angelowicz | October 12, 2012 - 5:20 pm

Andrej Pejic Wants To Pose For Playboy & A Woman Who Has 100 Orgasms A Day

Hello, Hugh Hefner. Please note that Andrej Pejic would like to pose for Playboy. But he’ll have to beat up Courtney Stodden first. [Styleist]
Miami now has a…

Ami Angelowicz | September 28, 2012 - 5:40 pm

Miley Cyrus’ Sex Life Is Wilder Than “Fifty Shades Of Grey” & To Kiss Or Not To Kiss After Oral?

Miley Cyrus is bragging about her sex life with Liam, saying it’s wilder than Fifty Shades of Grey.┬áDidn’t need to know. [Music Rooms]
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Ami Angelowicz | September 21, 2012 - 5:40 pm

Heidi Klum Didn’t Start Boinking Her Bodyguard Until Seal Left & King Tut Had Man Boobs

Heidi Klum is definitely boinking her hot, tatooed bodyguard, but she insists she only started doing so after she and Seal split. At least that’s what she told Katie…

Ami Angelowicz | September 14, 2012 - 5:40 pm

The “Sexually Entitled,” Orgy-Loving Culture Of The Boston University Hockey Team & Soy Lattes Are Bad For Your Sex Drive

After two sexual assault accusations in three months, university officials decided to investigate the culture of the Boston University hockey team. Turns out they are “sexually entitled,” love orgies…

Ami Angelowicz | September 7, 2012 - 5:20 pm