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Michelle Obama Likes The President Commando & What Is “Sploshing?”

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  • When Kelly Ripa asked the first lady if she prefers boxers or briefs, Michelle replied, “Neither.” Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was a joke. But I can’t blame her. [NYMag.com]
  • In an upcoming episode of “Oprah’s Next Chapter,” Fergie tells Oprah that Josh Duhamel’s affair with a stripper made their marriage stronger. [The Celebrity Cafe]
  • Somehow this man got a dildo lodged in his intestines and almost died. How? Just how? [Huffington Post]
  • What does your favorite food say about your sex life? I guess I’ll never know because olives weren’t on the list. [Your Tango]
  • I think Alessandra Ambrossio’s $2.5 million Victoria’s Secret fantasy bra looks extremely uncomfortable. [Newser]
  • How to gain more confidence in the bedroom if you’re the shy type of lady. [College Candy] Keep reading »

Octomom Is Accused Of Sexual Abuse & The Most Sexist Inventions For Boobs

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  • Two former Octomom nannies have reported her to Child Protective Services for allowing her children to sexually abuse each other. I feel awful even typing that sentence. I hope it turns out not to be true. You can read more about the details of the allegations if you can stomach it. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Exciting news! Strippers performing at funerals is now a thing. We should let Phaedra Parks know about this ASAP. [TruTV]
  • Are rape fantasies normal if you’re a rape survivor? Em & Lo weigh in. [Em & Lo]
  • Why free birth control is a good thing for a society. [College Candy]
  • Behind the scenes of an adult film shoot featuring real couples. [Your Tango]
  • Ever since the presidential debate, sexy Big Bird Halloween costume sales are sky rocketing. I’ve always thought Snuffleupagus was much sexier. [The FW]
  • There’s no way that the breast-boosting waffle iron or any of these other sexist boob inventions can feel good. [Cracked] Keep reading »

Andrej Pejic Wants To Pose For Playboy & A Woman Who Has 100 Orgasms A Day

  • Hello, Hugh Hefner. Please note that Andrej Pejic would like to pose for Playboy. But he’ll have to beat up Courtney Stodden first. [Styleist]
  • Miami now has a bikini basketball league that you can try out for. [TruTV]
  • Here are some tips for breaking out of your sexual comfort zone. Why do I suspect that somehow this has to do with Fifty Shades of Grey? [Your Tango]
  • J.K. Rowling has some thoughts on unicorns and sex. [The Mary Sue]
  • Um. This woman has 100 orgasms a day. Some of them are from her washing machine. I never thought I’d say this about orgasming, but this sounds awful. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Miley Cyrus’ Sex Life Is Wilder Than “Fifty Shades Of Grey” & To Kiss Or Not To Kiss After Oral?

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  • Miley Cyrus is bragging about her sex life with Liam, saying it’s wilder than Fifty Shades of Grey. Didn’t need to know. [Music Rooms]
  • In “What We Missed This Week,” I talked a bit about the recent study about how female arousal suppresses our “gross out” function. In honor of these findings, here are some gross things that men do that we ignore, at least when sex is involved. [Your Tango]
  • How do we feel about kissing after oral sex? I guess this is an extension of the “gross out” function convo. Hop in on the debate here. [College Candy]
  • The couple caught stealing a bottle of lube and having sex in a Walmart have cut a plea bargain. This woman’s “gross out” function was most definitely suppressed. [TruTv] Keep reading »

Heidi Klum Didn’t Start Boinking Her Bodyguard Until Seal Left & King Tut Had Man Boobs

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  • Heidi Klum is definitely boinking her hot, tatooed bodyguard, but she insists she only started doing so after she and Seal split. At least that’s what she told Katie Couric. [The Stir]
  • Another study about what people will give up for sex. The findings: not much. Definitely not bacon. [Your Tango]
  • How do you know when you’re watching too much porn? Hmmm. When you have to quit your job, I suppose. Some real men weigh in. [Em & Lo]
  • Florida always brings us the best (read: WORST) sex news. This woman pulled a gun on a man while having sex in a moving car. That’s what I call multitasking! [Huffington Post]
  • This woman wrote an open letter to the guys of the world about the concept of consent. [College Candy]
  • Enjoy these post-coital GIFs as much as I did, please. [The Date Report] Keep reading »

The “Sexually Entitled,” Orgy-Loving Culture Of The Boston University Hockey Team & Soy Lattes Are Bad For Your Sex Drive

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  • After two sexual assault accusations in three months, university officials decided to investigate the culture of the Boston University hockey team. Turns out they are “sexually entitled,” love orgies and don’t understand the concept of consent. Alarming. And also, I’m not shocked. [NYMag.com]
  • Sometimes people ask us to do really weird things in bed and we have no idea how to respond. Here are tips for dealing with that really potentially awkward moment when you have to say no clown role play. [College Candy]
  • Is anyone else sick to death of hearing about Fifty Shades of Grey? Let’s talk about the movie “Secretary” and how it was way, way racier. [Em & Lo]
  • Here are some tips for hot, post-baby sex. [The Stir]
  • We’ve spent too much time talking about our Presidents policies and not enough time talking about their sex lives. Let’s closer look at whether or not our Commander In Chiefs (present and past) are humping. I’m fairly certain the Obamas are. [Nerve] Keep reading »

Beauty School Instructor Allegedly Forced Students To Trim Her Pubic Hair & Walnuts Are Good For Your Nuts

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  • Students are suing a Montana beauty school for sexual harassment. One of the complaints was that an instructor would force students to trim her pubic hair and then use the dirty trimmers on customers. NO. Ewwww! [Huffington Post]
  • Here’s a guide to the polite way to give directions while receiving oral sex. Or the unpolite way, if that’s what you prefer. [Em & Lo]
  • A new study says women ogle breasts just as much as men do. [The Stir]
  • Hey guys, science discovered that walnuts can help repair and rejuvenate your sperm. You now have a new favorite snack. [Your Tango]
  • Here are some signs that your one night stand was a good one. Number one: Your roommates started applauding when you came out of your bedroom the next morning. [The Date Report] Keep reading »

Gloria Allred Will Rep The California Teacher Who Was Fired For Her Porn Past & Rules For Skype Sex

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  • Stacie Halas, the California teacher who was fired for her porn star past, has lawyered up big time. You can talk to Gloria Allred if you have any questions about her case. [LA Weekly]
  • Get to know Ryan Lochte better. And when I say better, I mean, get to know what he looks like shirtless. Don’t worry, you’ll still be able to spot him at the Olympic’s opening ceremony tonight! [Tres Sugar]
  • Here is everything you’ll need to reenact Fifty Shades of Grey in your home. If you want to, that is. [Em & Lo]
  • Today in bestiality: There’s a sheep rapist on the loose in Sweden. That’s very baaahhhhhd. [Huffington Post]
  • A new study confirms that sexting doesn’t make a person a deviant. Phew. Well, I suppose it depends on how depraved your sexts are. “I want to see you naked” is fairly innocuous. But then there’s other stuff… [The Stir] Keep reading »

A Great-Grandmother Lands A 20-Something With Her Boob Job, Plus, Masturbation Devices For Ladies On A Budget

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  • This 66-year-old woman landed a 28-year-old guy by getting breast implants and posting pictures of them on Facebook. That’s like beyond a cougar. I don’t even know what the word for that is. Good for her? [The Stir]
  • Straight dudes weigh in with their feelings about seeing other dudes in the buff. [Em & Lo]
  • A marine’s wife may have been murdered in some kind of S&M sex dungeon gone terribly wrong. Yikes. [The Daily Beast]
  • Guys share their favorite sex tips. Number 1: Contract your vagina. Hey, there are kegel panties for that! [College Candy] Keep reading »

This Week In Sex: The NBA Shuts Down Porn Stars’ Twitter Campaign To Blow Miami Heat Fans & The Most Bizarre Penis You’ve Ever Seen

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  • Porn stars Sara Jay and Angelina Castro (aka TeamBJNBA) made a bet on Twitter that they would give blow jobs to Miami Heat fans if they defeated Oklahoma. Anyhow, the NBA was not down with this whole thing. [LA Weekly]
  • I’m personally trying to put the kibosh on everything Fifty Shades of Grey related. I’m just sick of seeing those words on my computer screen, nothing against the book. But I will make an exception for this roundup of celebrity sugar daddies for ladies on the hunt for their very own Christian Grey. Especially because most of these men are taken or rumored to be gay or asexual. [The Stir]
  • Guys weigh in on what they think of sexting. Wait … let me guess. They really, really like it? [Em & Lo]
  • Luka Magnotta, that Canadian porn star accused of cannibalism (he’s the one who mailed his gay lover’s dismembered body parts), has a Facebook support page and tons of women are obsessed with him. He should have been in a boy band instead of being a cannibal. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »