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Ke$ha Electrocuted Her Vagina While Grinding A Power Tool

  • Oh, Ke$ha, you never disappoint. This week, she told Conan O’Brien about that time she electrocuted her vagina on stage while grinding a power tool. This probably explains why there are ghosts up in there. [The Blemish]
  • It sounds like the beginning of a joke … a group of evangelists walk into a sex convention. It’s not a joke. Jesus loves porn stars. [Huffington Post]
  • You might be sabotaging your own chances of getting laid, scientifically speaking. Stop that this instant! [Cracked]
  • Enough of getting sex advice from sexperts. She what sage wisdom a fire artist has to offer. Because…they’re hot. [Nerve]
  • “My husband has no penis,” is certainly a creative way to let the world know you’re a lesbian. [Em & Lo]
  • The most epic love triangles of all time, starring these women. [Uptown Magazine] Keep reading »

Selena Gomez Says Her Butt Isn’t Big Enough To Land Drake

  • Selena Gomez’s ass isn’t large enough for Drake to date. Because men date asses and not people? [Celebuzz]
  • To celebrate National Coming Out Day, let’s stop asking our gay friends how they came out because they’re over it. [Newser]
  • We’ve got a stage five testicle squeezer on our hands. She’d be perfect for Miley’s porn, “Wrecking Balls.” [Huffington Post]
  • Scientists have discovered a “happy marriage” gene. Making an appointment with a geneticist ASAP. [Nerve]
  • You and your lover might want to consider one of these humpworthy Halloween costumes. That was a joke about camels, people. [Em & Lo]

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Ke$ha Would Like To Show You Her Naked Butt

  • Ke$ha showed off her ass on Instagram. And there it is. [The Blemish]
  • You may be great at giving oral sex, but it’s just as important to learn how to receive. [Betty Confidential]
  • “I want to explore my options” and “It’s not you, it’s me” are amongst the dumbest possible breakup lines a person can use. [TruTv]
  • This new novel contains strap-on scenes, so obviously, you’re gonna want to go ahead and read it. [Em &Lo] Keep reading »

Miley Cyrus Naked, Riding A Dolphin!

  • Enjoy some of the best of the Miley Cyrus “Wrecking Ball” memes. I’m personally a fan of Miley riding a dolphin. Such a great use of Photoshop. [Stupid Celebrities]
  • This woman’s boyfriend won’t go down on her and she’s staying with him … why? [Em & Lo]
  • A new study says that youngsters are hookup crazy, but aren’t having any more sex than they were in the ’90s. BUST. [Nerve]
  • This guy had an unusual obsession with Babs Bunny from “Tiny Toons Adventures.” [Nerve]
  • Here are some foolproof ways to get laid more often. You should start by not reading any more guides about how to get laid. [Cracked] Keep reading »

Fans Are Already Making “Fifty Shades of Grey” Movie Trailers

  • Now that the “Fifty Shades of Grey ”casting frenzy is over, we have the pleasure of watching all the fake movie trailers made by super fans (starring their picks for Christian and Anastasia). [POPSUGAR Love & Sex]
  • When you’re done watching those, you can sign the online petition to have Matt Bomer and Alexis Bledel re-cast as the leads. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • And if your hankering for Fifty Shades is still not fulfilled, you can join this conversation about all the ways the movie will be better than the book. It will never end! [Em & Lo]
  • Our roommates are replacing our spouses according to some new research. I guess that explains why such a high percentage of my living situations ended with someone moving out. [Nerve]
  • Going to church makes no difference when it comes to divorce rates. More people need to try to get God to be their roommate. [Uptown] Keep reading »

Lena Dunham Was A 19-Year-Old Virgin — Plus The Average Person Only Falls Madly In Love Twice In Their Life

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  • When Lena Dunham was a 19-year-old virgin, she wrote a letter to Time Out New York seeking advice for how to lose her v-card. [POPSUGAR Love & Sex]
  • Dudes if you’re looking to get kinkier here are some tips for getting started with all that. DO IT NOW! [Em & Lo]
  • Reality check. New research shows that you’ll probably only fall madly in love twice in your whole life. That’s why all your dating sucks. You’re just biding time until your madly-in-love comes along. [Nerve]
  • And when you do fall madly in love, you can stalk him forever and ever with this boyfriend tracker app that is guaranteed to bring out the batshit insane inside of you. [iVillage] Keep reading »

What His Cooking Style Says About Him — Plus,x Creative Ways To Get Revenge On A Cheater

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  • Does the guy you’re dating prefer to reheat some old pizza or cook a filet mignon for dinner? Find out what it says about him. Uh, probably how much money he has in the bank/time he has on his hands. [iVillage]
  • A new study found that the more money you make the more sex you have. But which came first the chicken or the egg? [Your Tango]
  • Find out how Courtney Stodden and her new boobs have been spending her summer vacation. [Celebuzz]
  • Forgetting about his balls and other sex mistakes you might be making [The Stir]
  • These are by far the most creative ways to get revenge on a cheater. Hint: one of them involves horse shit. [Cracked] Keep reading »

Amanda Seyfried Saw Her First Porn At Age 6 — Plus Former Playboy Model Claims To Have 11 Orgasms A Day

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  • Amanda Seyfried thinks she was five or six when she saw her first porn, and in an interview with GQ, she goes on to describe it. That’s very young to process a dude in a cop uniform getting a BJ. [Socialite Life]
  • And this guy thinks the ’90s ruined dating. Maybe he’s right because for years I based everything on the Janet Livermore/Cliff Poncier model from “Singles.”[Nerve]
  • How do you “win” at a sex scandal? Not sure that I ever personally want to know, but here’s a look at what Sydney Leathers, Rachel Uchitel, Monica Lewinsky and Divine Brown did right and wrong. [Nerve]
  • Actress and former Playmate Karen Lorre claims that she can have 11 orgasms a day thanks to “Orgasmic Meditation.” When did orgasming become, like, a competitive thing? [Huffington Post]
  • Men are still threatened by women using vibrators during sex. Can we move past this? [Em & Lo] Keep reading »

Mario Lopez Naked, Covered In Chocolate–Plus What’s Your Sexual Archetype?

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  • This is what Mario Lopez looks like naked, hand-crafted out of Dove chocolate. I love chocolate and I find Mario attractive, but together, somehow wrong. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Someone got all Carl Jung on sexuality and divided the general population into sex archetypes. Freud is jealous from the great beyond that he didn’t think of this first. [Em & Lo]
  • Smart vibrators are here! Meaning that long-distance Mobile-controlled partner play is now possible. Jetsons sexuality! [Nerve]
  • This man had a year-long dry spell and lived to tell the tale. [Ask Men] Keep reading »

Justin Bieber Had A Threesome? Plus, James Deen Gets Down And Dirty With His Favorite Foods

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  • Justin Bieber allegedly took not one, but two girls back to his hotel room. Hopefully there was no spitting involved. [Popbytes]
  • James Deen gets intimate with food in a new web series. Meaning, he eats it. What were you thinking? [iVillage]
  • According to a new poll, most men don’t like to give it up on a first date. Show me these men! [Ask Men]
  • Eva Longoria laughs off rumors that George Clooney tried to bed her. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • There is still time to catch yourself a summer fling. I say, stand outside the library with a butterfly net. [Gurl] Keep reading »
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