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Relax, Those Justin Bieber Dick Pics Are Fake

  • Those alleged text messages between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are fake, as are the dick pics. Sigh. Of. Relief. [PopBytes]
  • Why do rich women have better sex than the rest of us overworked and underpaid ladies? Oh, maybe because they’re not working 50 hours a week and have time to do Pilates every day. Just a guess. [Nerve]
  • Zit-popping porn would be a real hit. Now someone just needs to make it. [Em & Lo]
  • Men explain why they’re just so over missionary position and all about anal. [Your Tango]
  • Penis head puppets are not exactly appropriate for kids’ TV shows. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Miley Cyrus & Britney Spears Deemed Too Sexy For French Daytime TV

  • Miley’s video for “Wrecking Ball” and Britney’s video for “Work B**ch” are not to be shown on television in France before 10 p.m., according to the CSA. [Newser]
  • Kinky sex is out, vanilla sex is in. Better get practicing your missionary position. [Em & Lo]
  • Sex is hard. You need quick fixes. Here are some hacks to make things easier. Like, wearing socks when you do it. In missionary position, of course. [Nerve]
  • Oh yes, do tell us, Farrah Abraham, what’s on your list of credentials for future potential boyfriends! [The Stir] Keep reading »

What If Cinderella Was Kinky? Plus, Sex Toys For Geeks!

  • If Disney Princesses had to deal with dating drama, it might go something like this… [Pop Sugar Love & Sex]
  • And if Disney princesses were into S&M it would look something like this. Cinderella, you nasty! [Nerve]
  • Breakups are rough. Sometimes sex toys get decapitated in the aftermath. [Huffington Post]
  • A new study broke down the kinds of online dating profile pics that women DON’T respond to. Guys, look and learn. There are no more excuses for bathroom selfies. [The Stir]
  • Looking for a geekier sex toy to spice things up? Perhaps you would enjoy the Death Ray. [Cracked] Keep reading »

Is Beyonce Sleeping With Her Backup Dancer, Laurent Bourgeois?

  • A highly unlikely report claims that Beyonce and her backup dancer Laurent Bourgeois are “very close,” bordering on “inappropriate.” Yeah, not buying it. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Sex dreams are the weirdest. This woman dreamed she was wearing a flaccid strap-on. Find out what it means. [Em & Lo]
  • If you’re newly divorced or separated, read one woman’s tale of how she’s surviving her first holiday season without her partner. [The Stir]
  • If celebrities were sex acts, then everyone in the world would be asking for a Zooey job (a BJ with a ukulele). [Cracked] Keep reading »

Check Out Milan’s “Dildo” Christmas Tree — Plus, The Best Sexy Dude Calendars!

  • Find out why city officials in Milan were not excited by this Christmas tree decorated with 100 dildos. [Newser]
  • LeAnn Rimes says she thought about sex during her Patsy Cline tribute. [Socialite Life]
  • These prostitutes dispel myths about the profession and enlighten us about the practice of “dick checks.” [Cracked]
  • Vibrators for men basically give them blue balls so that they won’t bust too quickly. [Nerve]
  • I’m totally getting the 2014 Butt Guy calendar. Which of these sexy dude calendars will you be purchasing? [PopSugar Love & Sex]
  • Brazilian soccer players are sick and tired of being sequestered before games so they can’t have sex. Yeah, I don’t think anyone would like that. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Coco Is Creating A Line Of Sex Toys

  • Coco is allegedly creating her own line of sex toys that will “reflect her personality.” I’m sure Ice is into it. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Why this man doesn’t do naked pictures anymore. [Nerve]
  • You’d think porn and romance wouldn’t both be on the rise at the same time, but they are. [Em & Lo]
  • Florida didn’t know that butt slapping existed until this week. Oh, Florida. [Huffington Post]
  • There are so many things that porn doesn’t prepare you for when you get to the real thing — like QUEEFS. [Cracked] Keep reading »

Eva Longoria Naked, Covered In Swarovski Crystals — Plus, Some Very Graphic Food Porn

  • Eva Longoria got naked and covered herself in Swarovski crystals for Elle Espana. Escándalo! [Celebuzz]
  • This guy is a “scatomancer,” meaning he predicts the future by reading people’s poop. This is not remotely sexy, but I thought you needed to know. [Huffington Post]
  • Research suggests that orgasm-less one-night stands may lead to orgasm-filled LTRs. [OH GOOD! -- Amelia] [The Stir]
  • Spray-on condoms, G-Spot locators and other dream inventions that would make dating so much easier. [Cracked]
  • Scott Disick, prince that he is, posted an Instagram pic of Khloe sleeping and covered in dollar bills like a stripper. Awww. [Celeb Dirty Laundry] Keep reading »

The Girl With No Vagina — Plus, The Time Mike Tyson Used A Fake Penis

  • British teenager Jacqui Beck said she was in “total shock” when she learned that she had been born without a vagina at the age of 17. That wasn’t something she would have noticed sooner? [Huffington Post]
  • Enjoy some pics from Rihanna and Drake’s $21,000 night out at a strip club.That’s A LOT of singles. [Celebuzz]
  • There are two kinds of cheaters. Find out which one cheated on you. [The Stir]
  • These five responses to sexism are NOT acceptable. [Cracked]
  • Mike Tyson’s new book includes some really insane confessions. Find out about the time he used a fake penis. [Newser] Keep reading »

Scarlett Johansson Finds Porn Enjoyable And “Productive”

  • Scarlett Johansson told Marie Claire that she finds porn enjoyable and productive, by which she probably means she gets a lot of masturbating done while watching it, I guess. [The Blemish]
  • This man has been arrested not once, but TWICE, for having sex with inflatable pool toys. [Huffington Post]
  • New parents in Germany will have the option of identifying their babies as intersex. [Newser]
  • “Sexual Butter” starring Paula Deen and “Insane Clown Pussy” are just two of the all-time, worst ideas for adult films. [Cracked]
  • Which came first, the Stim-U-Lax or the Pulscon Hand Crank? If you don’t know the answer, you probably need to review your vibrator history. [Betty Confidential]
  • If only these “Star Wars” sex toys were real. [Em & Lo]
  • Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson split up because she didn’t want to neglect her youth. At the ripe, old age of 19, I fear she might be too late. [Celebuzz] Keep reading »

Heidi Montag Retired Her F-Cups — Plus, A Rabbi Dildo For Your Orgasm Needs

  • Heidi Montag went from an F cup, to a D cup. Of course, she wouldn’t be Heidi if she didn’t invite “Entertainment Tonight” to film her surgery. [Celebuzz]
  • What goes into the making of custom bondage gear? This guy knows everything there is to know about making forging harnesses, chaps, gags, floggers, collars, and wrist cuffs. [Nerve]
  • These were officially the worst sexy Halloween costumes of 2013. Sexy skunk…disturbing. [Em & Lo]
  • Guys, here’s what women really think of your underwear. [Your Tango]
  • Oy vey! A rabbi-shaped dildo. WHY? [Huffington Post]
  • A walk of shame, illustrated with GIFs. [College Candy] Keep reading »
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