Posts tagged "this week in sex"

Ke$ha Electrocuted Her Vagina While Grinding A Power Tool

Oh, Ke$ha, you never disappoint. This week, she told Conan O'Brien about that time she electrocuted her vagina on stage while grinding a power tool. This probably explains why there are ghosts up in there. [The Blemish] It sounds like the beginning of a joke…
By: Ami Angelowicz / October 18, 2013

Selena Gomez Says Her Butt Isn’t Big Enough To Land Drake

Selena Gomez's ass isn't large enough for Drake to date. Because men date asses and not people? [Celebuzz] To celebrate National Coming Out Day, let's stop asking our gay friends how they came out because they're over it. [Newser] We've got a stage five testicle squeezer on our hands.
By: Ami Angelowicz / October 11, 2013

Ke$ha Would Like To Show You Her Naked Butt

Ke$ha showed off her ass on Instagram. And there it is. [The Blemish] You may be great at giving oral sex, but it's just as important to learn how to receive. [Betty Confidential] "I want to explore my options" and "It's not you, it's me" are amongst the dumbest…
By: Ami Angelowicz / October 4, 2013

Miley Cyrus Naked, Riding A Dolphin!

Enjoy some of the best of the Miley Cyrus "Wrecking Ball" memes. I'm personally a fan of Miley riding a dolphin. Such a great use of Photoshop. [Stupid Celebrities] This woman's boyfriend won't go down on her and she's staying with him … why? [Em & Lo] A new…
By: Ami Angelowicz / September 20, 2013

Fans Are Already Making “Fifty Shades of Grey” Movie Trailers

Now that the "Fifty Shades of Grey "casting frenzy is over, we have the pleasure of watching all the fake movie trailers made by super fans (starring their picks for Christian and Anastasia). [POPSUGAR Love & Sex] When you're done…
By: Ami Angelowicz / September 6, 2013

Lena Dunham Was A 19-Year-Old Virgin — Plus The Average Person Only Falls Madly In Love Twice In Their Life

When Lena Dunham was a 19-year-old virgin, she wrote a letter to Time Out New York seeking advice for how to lose her v-card. [POPSUGAR Love & Sex] Dudes if you're looking to get kinkier here are some tips for getting started with all that. DO IT NOW! [Em…
By: Ami Angelowicz / August 23, 2013

What His Cooking Style Says About Him — Plus,x Creative Ways To Get Revenge On A Cheater

Does the guy you're dating prefer to reheat some old pizza or cook a filet mignon for dinner? Find out what it says about him. Uh, probably how much money he has in the bank/time he has on his hands. [iVillage] A new study found that the more money you make the…
By: Ami Angelowicz / August 16, 2013

Amanda Seyfried Saw Her First Porn At Age 6 — Plus Former Playboy Model Claims To Have 11 Orgasms A Day

Amanda Seyfried thinks she was five or six when she saw her first porn, and in an interview with GQ, she goes on to describe it. That's very young to process a dude in a cop uniform getting a BJ. [Socialite Life] And this guy thinks the '90s ruined dating. Maybe he's right…
By: Ami Angelowicz / August 9, 2013

Mario Lopez Naked, Covered In Chocolate–Plus What’s Your Sexual Archetype?

This is what Mario Lopez looks like naked, hand-crafted out of Dove chocolate. I love chocolate and I find Mario attractive, but together, somehow wrong. [Evil Beet Gossip] Someone got all Carl Jung on sexuality and divided the general population into sex archetypes. Freud is jealous from the great beyond that he…
By: Ami Angelowicz / August 2, 2013

Justin Bieber Had A Threesome? Plus, James Deen Gets Down And Dirty With His Favorite Foods

Justin Bieber allegedly took not one, but two girls back to his hotel room. Hopefully there was no spitting involved. [Popbytes] James Deen gets intimate with food in a new web series. Meaning, he eats it. What were you thinking? [iVillage] According to a new poll, most men don't…
By: Ami Angelowicz / July 19, 2013

Spiderman Might Be Gay — Plus The Most Adorable Vibrators Ever

There's a very good chance that Spiderman is gay, says Andrew Garfield. My spidey senses predicted that ages ago. [Socialite Life] Spiderman may not be out of the closet yet, but Miss South Carolina, Analouisa Valencia, is. [Uptown Magazine] These vibrators are absolutely adorable…if adorable is what you're looking…
By: Ami Angelowicz / July 12, 2013

Cher Claims Tom Cruise Was Amazing In Bed — Plus, Meet The Sperm Whisperer

On "Watch What Happens Live" this week, Cher named Tom Cruise as one of her top five all-time lovers. I wonder how much the Church of Scientology paid her to say that. [Socialite Life] This guy did us a solid and tried out those weird Chinese herbal sex supplements so that we…
By: Ami Angelowicz / June 28, 2013

Nicki Minaj Shows Off Her Boobs — Plus Sex Games For The Beach

Nicki Minaj shares her American Idols on Twitter. In this instance, "American Idols" was a euphemism for boobs, but you wouldn't know that because it was just a joke between me, myself and I. It doesn't even work because she left the show, so it's dumb. But it's Friday and I'm in a dumb mood.
By: Ami Angelowicz / June 21, 2013

Christians Think This Kraft Ad Is Too Zesty — Plus, The Rise Of “Daddies”!

“It is easy to see what the ad is really selling … Christians will not be able to buy Kraft dressings or any of their products until they clean up their advertising," said the One Million Moms website of this Zesty Italian Dressing ad. I guess that means they don't want their salad tossed by…
By: Ami Angelowicz / June 14, 2013

Hey! Courtney Stodden Has A Sex Tape Too — Plus A Brief History Of Why We’re Obsessed With Boobs

Stop paying attention to Farrah Abraham's sex tape because Courtney Stodden says she has one too! Shrug. [Celebuzz] Today in things science confirmed that I already knew: musicians get more girls. Yup. That's pretty much how I spent my 20s. [Newser] Everyone loves boobs. Yes, that's a…
By: Ami Angelowicz / May 17, 2013

Cheaters Love To Eat At The Cheesecake Factory — Plus How To Takes The Best Selfies

The real reason people cheat is … hell if I know, but these people think they do. [Uptown Mag] But if you are going to cheat, you should probably take your mister/mistress to the Cheesecake Factory. Because they have so many menu options (that menu is longer than the Bible!) and apparently…
By: Ami Angelowicz / April 26, 2013

Taylor Swift Accused Of Having “Major Sexual Chemistry” With Tim McGraw — Plus, How To Cure Your BJ Boredom

According to ye olde National Enquirer, Faith Hill warned Taylor Swift to stay away from husband Tim McGraw because the two had "major sexual chemistry" onstage. Hmmm. Isn't it their job to have chemistry onstage? [Celeb Dirty Laundry] Every single thing you've ever wondered about threesomes including how to have a FAKE one.
By: Ami Angelowicz / April 19, 2013

Ke$ha Often Gets Glitter In Her Vagina, Makes Out With Dudes In Front Of Her Brother

Ke$ha bathes in baby oil, often gets glitter in her vagina, and makes out with guys in front of her brother. Just a few of the fun things she told Jimmy Kimmel. Related, but unrelated: Is that what it means to have a souped-up vagina? To have stray glitter in it? […
By: Ami Angelowicz / April 12, 2013

Kim Zolciak’s Mile-High Threesome –Plus What Your Panties Say About You

Allegedly, Kim Zolciak brought her husband Kroy into an airplane bathroom with her because she's claustrophobic (that makes no sense right there) and a woman thought they were having sex in the bathroom and tried to get in on the action. Sounds like everyone involved in this situation was using exceptionally poor judgement. […
By: Ami Angelowicz / April 5, 2013

A Vibrator Fit For IKEA — Plus, Brush Up On Your Porn Lingo

Clearly they need to start selling this vibrator at IKEA. [Em & Lo] The worst hookup mistakes a woman can make, like calling the guy the wrong name. Eh, it's happened to the best of us. [Gurl] Unforgettable blow job tips you that obviously don't need because you are a sex…
By: Ami Angelowicz / March 29, 2013