Posts tagged "this week in sex"

Lindsay Lohan Will Talk About Her Sex Spreadsheet On An Upcoming Episode Of “Ellen”

Lindsay Lohan will allegedly talk about her sex spreadsheet on Monday’s episode of “Ellen.” What exactly she will say about it, we don’t know. [Crushable]
Some people find this to be the perviest photo to ever have appeared in an American Apparel ad. I say it’s not as bad as the one where…

Ami Angelowicz / March 28, 2014

Meet Elizabeth Raine, The 27-Year-Old Med Student Auctioning Off Her Virginity

A 27-year-old woman going by the name of “Elizabeth Raine” is auctioning off her virginity to help pay for med school … well, kind of. She says money is her motivation, but she doesn’t need the money. Her auction takes place on April 1, so it might be a big joke. [Huffington Post]…

Ami Angelowicz / March 21, 2014

Ideas For Celebrating Steak And A Blowjob Day — Plus, Playboy Model Suing Over Butt Injury

You were probably so busy celebrating Pi Day that you forgot it was Steak And A Blowjob Day. Silly you. [College Candy]
It’s a long story, but a Playboy model was using her ass as a human golf tee and got injured. Now she’s suing. [Newser]
This woman has had quite a…

Ami Angelowicz / March 14, 2014

Khloe Kardashian Makes An Uncomfortable Joke About Screwing O.J. Simpson (Plus, A Vladimir Putin Butt Plug!)

Khloe Kardashian decided to address rumors that O.J. Simpson is her father by making a joke about fucking him once. Bad choice. [Page Six]
Naturally someone created a sex toy that you can Putin where the sun don’t shine. [Huffington Post]
Find out how this man became known for his sanitary pad…

Ami Angelowicz / March 7, 2014

The Cyclone Standalone Is A “Sexual Home Appliance” That Will Haunt Your Dreams — Plus, The Duke Porn Star Speaks

The Cyclone Standalone is the Dyson vacuum cleaner of sex appliances. If only I understood what it did exactly. [Huffington Post]
The Duke porn star answers all of our burning questions. [PopSugar Love & Sex]
This photographer took pictures of women in various states of undress at iconic Route 66 roadside attractions.

Ami Angelowicz / February 28, 2014

Electric Condoms: Coming Soon To A Penis Near You

It looks like a wool sheath, but it’s a prototype of an electro-condom called the “Electric Eel.” That can’t be comfortable to put in a vagina. [Nerve]
Everything you wanted to know about penis size and orgasms. [Em&Lo]
A shockingly high percentage of men want the women they date to resemble the…

Ami Angelowicz / February 21, 2014

Now You Can Post Your O Face Online — Plus, Justin Bieber Might Have Given Selena Gomez An STD

This website allows you to post your orgasm face online for the world to see. That is, if you want the world to see. [The Gloss]
How to deal when your boyfriend’s idea of a date is laying on the couch and watching Netflix while stuffing potato chips in his pie hole. [Em

Ami Angelowicz / February 14, 2014

There’s A Mile-High Sex App — Plus, Valentine’s Day Cards That Will Get You Laid

Really, there’s an app for everything. Including hooking up once the captain turns off the fasten seat belt sign. [Hello Beautiful]
And should you find someone to hookup with next time you fly the friendly skies, make sure to avoid these one-flight-stand faux pas. [Nerve]
There’s more where this “spell lana backwards”…

Ami Angelowicz / February 7, 2014

Check Out Paz De La Huerta As A Sex-Crazed, Naughty Nurse

Check out these NSFW film stills and promo pics of Paz de la Huerta as a sex-crazed psycho killer in “Nurse 3D.” She wears it well. [Nerve]
This woman’s boyfriend says he uses online dating sites for conversations, that’s all. Good one, guy! [Em & Lo]
Find out why maintenance sex may…

Ami Angelowicz / January 31, 2014

A Sex Toy That Simulates Female Oral — Plus, The Sex Positions Women Hate

Women will never leave the house again now that there’s a sex toy that simulates female oral sex. Take that, Fleshlight! [Nerve]
Take note, guys. Legs on the shoulders and anal are not sex positions loved by all women. [Your Tango]
A 16-year-old girl was engaging in “consensual sexual strangulation” with her…

Ami Angelowicz / January 24, 2014

Relax, Those Justin Bieber Dick Pics Are Fake

Those alleged text messages between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are fake, as are the dick pics. Sigh. Of. Relief. [PopBytes]
Why do rich women have better sex than the rest of us overworked and underpaid ladies? Oh, maybe because they’re not working 50 hours a week and have time to do Pilate…

Ami Angelowicz / January 17, 2014

Miley Cyrus & Britney Spears Deemed Too Sexy For French Daytime TV

Miley’s video for “Wrecking Ball” and Britney’s video for “Work B**ch” are not to be shown on television in France before 10 p.m., according to the CSA. [Newser]
Kinky sex is out, vanilla sex is in. Better get practicing your missionary position. [Em & Lo]
Sex is hard. You need quick fixes.

Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 10, 2014

What If Cinderella Was Kinky? Plus, Sex Toys For Geeks!

If Disney Princesses had to deal with dating drama, it might go something like this… [Pop Sugar Love & Sex]
And if Disney princesses were into S&M it would look something like this. Cinderella, you nasty! [Nerve]
Breakups are rough. Sometimes sex toys get decapitated in the aftermath. [Huffington Post]
A…

Ami Angelowicz / January 3, 2014

Is Beyonce Sleeping With Her Backup Dancer, Laurent Bourgeois?

A highly unlikely report claims that Beyonce and her backup dancer Laurent Bourgeois are “very close,” bordering on “inappropriate.” Yeah, not buying it. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
Sex dreams are the weirdest. This woman dreamed she was wearing a flaccid strap-on. Find out what it means. [Em & Lo]
If you’re newly divorced…

Ami Angelowicz / December 27, 2013

Check Out Milan’s “Dildo” Christmas Tree — Plus, The Best Sexy Dude Calendars!

Find out why city officials in Milan were not excited by this Christmas tree decorated with 100 dildos. [Newser]
LeAnn Rimes says she thought about sex during her Patsy Cline tribute. [Socialite Life]
These prostitutes dispel myths about the profession and enlighten us about the practice of “dick checks.” [Cracked]
Vibrator…

Ami Angelowicz / December 13, 2013

Coco Is Creating A Line Of Sex Toys

Coco is allegedly creating her own line of sex toys that will “reflect her personality.” I’m sure Ice is into it. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
Why this man doesn’t do naked pictures anymore. [Nerve]
You’d think porn and romance wouldn’t both be on the rise at the same time, but they are. [Em

Ami Angelowicz / December 6, 2013

Eva Longoria Naked, Covered In Swarovski Crystals — Plus, Some Very Graphic Food Porn

Eva Longoria got naked and covered herself in Swarovski crystals for Elle Espana. Escándalo! [Celebuzz]
This guy is a “scatomancer,” meaning he predicts the future by reading people’s poop. This is not remotely sexy, but I thought you needed to know. [Huffington Post]
Research suggests that orgasm-less one-night stands may lead to…

Ami Angelowicz / November 22, 2013

The Girl With No Vagina — Plus, The Time Mike Tyson Used A Fake Penis

British teenager Jacqui Beck said she was in “total shock” when she learned that she had been born without a vagina at the age of 17. That wasn’t something she would have noticed sooner? [Huffington Post]
Enjoy some pics from Rihanna and Drake’s $21,000 night out at a strip club.That’s A LOT of…

Ami Angelowicz / November 15, 2013

Scarlett Johansson Finds Porn Enjoyable And “Productive”

Scarlett Johansson told Marie Claire that she finds porn enjoyable and productive, by which she probably means she gets a lot of masturbating done while watching it, I guess. [The Blemish]
This man has been arrested not once, but TWICE, for having sex with inflatable pool toys. [Huffington Post]
New parents in Germany…

Ami Angelowicz / November 8, 2013

Heidi Montag Retired Her F-Cups — Plus, A Rabbi Dildo For Your Orgasm Needs

Heidi Montag went from an F cup, to a D cup. Of course, she wouldn’t be Heidi if she didn’t invite “Entertainment Tonight” to film her surgery. [Celebuzz]
What goes into the making of custom bondage gear? This guy knows everything there is to know about making forging harnesses, chaps, gags, floggers, collars,…

Ami Angelowicz / November 1, 2013
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