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5 Potential Career Moves For Justin Bieber’s Monkey

Maybe you’ve heard that as Justin Bieber continues his weird worldwide meltdown, he left some monkey collateral damage in his wake? Bieber’s monkey was seized by German customs officials on Thursday after the singer failed to produce necessary customs documents. Mally, the wee capuchin monkey, is just 14 weeks old — too young, say experts, to be separated from her mother. But now she’s been seized by officials and is currently being kept in quarantine. Biebs has four weeks to come back and pick her up.

But what should Mally do if Bieber fails to show (which, given his track record with animals, is kind of likely)? Never fear, sweet monkey, we’ve got some options for you! Keep reading »

Be My BF: Monkey Man
This dude moves like a monkey, Watch »
Drunk Monkeys
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Ikea Monkey
Monkey in a tiny coat found wandering the IKEA parking lot. Read More »

Leighton Meester To Star In “Thelma And Louise” Remake

Blair Waldorf is ripping off her diamond-encrusted Chloe choker and heading for the open road! The Hollywood blog Cinematical says Leighton Meester and up-and-comer Amber Heard will star in “Cowgirl Bandits,” a younger version of “Thelma And Louise,” as two bank robbers hell-bent on justice. That’s not quite the same rah-rah girl power storyline as the shoot-the-rapist-who-goes-after-your-best-friend theme of “Thelma and Louise” … Oh, Hollywood! When will you learn to leave well enough alone? [Cinematical] Keep reading »

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