Posts tagged "the worst"

Here Is “Portlandia” On The Scourge Of The Male Feminist

I have been waiting for "Portlandia" to take on the scourge of male feminists, those seedy, self-assured, "sensitive" dudes who are very eager to show you just how much they "care" about women's rights. As someone who dated a self-proclaimed male feminist who once told me that feminism isn't just a scarf you put o…

By: Megan Reynolds / February 18, 2015

Annoying “Pregnant In Heels” Husband Fritz Needs To Shut The Fritz Up

I worked from home yesterday, which means I had Bravo on in the background all day. Which means I got to catch up with the lovely and bizarrely accented Rosie Pope and her band of charmingly crazy preggo ladies. But this season's debut episode featured perhaps one of the worst dudes on record: Fritz. Fritz,…

By: Julie Gerstein / May 18, 2012

A Couple Of Teenage Samantha Bricks

It's really hard being pretty. That's the sentiment held by the Rebecca Blacks of 2012, Double Take, who have made a simply horrific track called "Hot Problems." Because "hot girls we have problems too, we're just like you except we're hot." Clearly, two of their problems are 1) they can't sing and 2) they will…

By: Julie Gerstein / April 18, 2012

You’re The Worst: Jessi Arrington Uses Kickstarter To Throw Herself A Digustingly Twee Birthday Party

Hey, you know what? Kickstarter is super cool and great for stuff like supporting grassroots projects, films and businesses. You know what it's not for? THROWING YOURSELF A GODDAMN BIRTHDAY PARTY. But yet! That's exactly what some crapster named Jessi Arrington is manipulating Kickstarter for. She wants to throw "the world's largest rainbow parade" (these…

By: Julie Gerstein / April 12, 2012

Ugh, Amelia Just Franco-ed Me With This Clip Of James Franco Lip-Syncing Rihanna

Remember a few years ago, when everybody was doing that horrible "Icing" thing, which was when you presented your "friend" with a Smirnoff Ice and they had to drink it -- on one knee! -- in public? Yeah, that. Well, Amelia just did the James Franco version of that, Franco-ing. Franco-ing is when you spring…

By: Julie Gerstein / April 12, 2012

Return Of The Francopocalypse: James Franco Sings Selena Gomez

I'd like to officially say that I'm not responsible for any apoplectic fits you might fall into after watching this video of James Franco -- clad in Kenny Powers-esque braids -- lip-syncing to Selena Gomez's "I Love You Like A Love Song." It seems Mr. Franco, of whom I have a documented intense hatre, i…

By: Julie Gerstein / April 9, 2012

You Are The Worst: People Who Wear Smittens

If I see you and your significant other swanning around with this heart-shaped "smitten" snuggle hand warmer, I'm going to roll my eyes at you. You two are monsters, really, if you buy this. It's gross! Gross! Nobody wants to see your egregious display of love and affection in mitten form. PDA is one thing,…

By: Julie Gerstein / March 2, 2012

All At Once, James Franco Shatters The Golden Silence Of His Absence

Surely you had noticed it had become eerily quiet of late -- the sound of your own thoughts had peacefully taken up residence in your head again. Your breath had calmly slowed, your pulse returned to a pleasantly dull rate. You weren't sure what it was -- what caused the strange, but welcome sense of…

By: Julie Gerstein / January 6, 2012