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Annoying “Pregnant In Heels” Husband Fritz Needs To Shut The Fritz Up

Be My Boyfriend: Tattooed Shoes
Permanent converse? Yes, please! Read More »
Be My Boyfriend: Jet Bike
This guys build a jet engine bike. Read More »
Be My Boyfriend: Meth Guy
He ate a bobcat while on meth, so what? Read More »
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I worked from home yesterday, which means I had Bravo on in the background all day. Which means I got to catch up with the lovely and bizarrely accented Rosie Pope and her band of charmingly crazy preggo ladies. But this season’s debut episode featured perhaps one of the worst dudes on record: Fritz. Fritz, I’m coming for you. Fritz, who along with his wife Christina, is an “esoteric performance artist entrepreneur,” was adamant that his wife go out into the woods and give birth against a tree somewhere. Which is really easy for him to say since it’s not his body or anything. As you might imagine, his wife was less than convinced that this was a good idea, but acquiesced to his decision not to have a hospital birth. Instead, sort of against her will, she was having a home birth, without pain killers, because as Fritz explained, if she “makes it through the pain of childbirth without screaming or going to the hospital she’ll feel that she accomplished so much more.” Keep reading »

A Couple Of Teenage Samantha Bricks

Samantha Brick
The Brit thinks other women hate her because she's beautiful. Read More »
Tell Me I'm Pretty
Is it so much to ask to want to be told I'm beautiful? Read More »
Beautiful "Imperfections"
What quirks set YOU apart? Read More »
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It’s really hard being pretty. That’s the sentiment held by the Rebecca Blacks of 2012, Double Take, who have made a simply horrific track called “Hot Problems.” Because “hot girls we have problems too, we’re just like you except we’re hot.” Clearly, two of their problems are 1) they can’t sing and 2) they will have no friends once their pals catch this video. [YouTube]

You’re The Worst: Jessi Arrington Uses Kickstarter To Throw Herself A Digustingly Twee Birthday Party

Hey, you know what? Kickstarter is super cool and great for stuff like supporting grassroots projects, films and businesses. You know what it’s not for? THROWING YOURSELF A GODDAMN BIRTHDAY PARTY. But yet! That’s exactly what some crapster named Jessi Arrington is manipulating Kickstarter for. She wants to throw “the world’s largest rainbow parade” (these are the goals our helicopter parents dreamed we would shoot for, guys), which basically involves party goers dressing up in monochromatic clothing of different colors and uh, you know, lining up like a freaking rainbow. Keep reading »

Return Of The Francopocalypse: James Franco Sings Selena Gomez

James Franco, Gay?
James Franco photo
James Franco likes to talk about gayness. So, is he or is he not? Read More »
Selena's Justin Tattoo
selena gomez photo
It's gotta be fake, right? Read More »
James Franco, THe Worst
He's really terrible, guys. Read More »
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I’d like to officially say that I’m not responsible for any apoplectic fits you might fall into after watching this video of James Franco — clad in Kenny Powers-esque braids — lip-syncing to Selena Gomez’s “I Love You Like A Love Song.” It seems Mr. Franco, of whom I have a documented intense hatre, is making a new film with Gomez and crappy ’90s agent provocateur Harmony Korine called “Spring Breakers.” So yeah, I’m sure this is going to turn out great. [Huffington Post]

You Are The Worst: People Who Wear Smittens

Do Not Want: Wang Boots
Ugh, these boots are terrible. Read More »
Do Not Want: Shoes
These kinda remind us of Marge Simpson. Read More »
Do Not Want: Keychain
A keychain...that comes with keys. Dumb. Read More »
Do Not Want: Stockings
These stockings give us the creepy-crawlies. Read More »

If I see you and your significant other swanning around with this heart-shaped “smitten” snuggle hand warmer, I’m going to roll my eyes at you. You two are monsters, really, if you buy this. It’s gross! Gross! Nobody wants to see your egregious display of love and affection in mitten form. PDA is one thing, but smitten wearers, you disgust me.  [$18, Etsy]

All At Once, James Franco Shatters The Golden Silence Of His Absence

Franco Must Be Stopped
Seriously, soon there will be no jobs left. Read More »
Leto Vs. Franco
A douchebag comparison. Read More »
Franco Fan Erotica
Celebrity Sightings - Day 5 - 68th Venice Film Festival
Only $500 is needed to make James Franco fan erotica a reality. Read More »

Surely you had noticed it had become eerily quiet of late — the sound of your own thoughts had peacefully taken up residence in your head again. Your breath had calmly slowed, your pulse returned to a pleasantly dull rate. You weren’t sure what it was — what caused the strange, but welcome sense of calm and well-being that now permeated your very soul, but you were pleased at the feeling and were happy that the many mood enhancers and doses of Vallerian Root and melatonin were again at a minimum.

And then some very disconcerting news flashed before your eyes.

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