I love “The Walking Dead” so much, but it’s not exactly profoundly written. That’s why this bad lip reading is just so perfect. All the excitement of the show, with much more entertaining dialogue. “You know, fish can hear you thinkin’ just before you sneeze…” [YouTube]
Whoa, TV passions collide! While hanging out at Calgary Comic-Con, my BFF, “The Walking Dead”‘s Norman Reedus (When are we getting those tacos, boo? Call me!) made a fan pic with “Game Of Thrones”‘ Cersei and Tyrion Lannister even more nerdtastic by jumping in with a middle finger photobomb. Dream life status all up in this pic. [Uproxx]
UPDATE : Read my official apology to Norman — and check out my “Sorry Norman” fake tit tattoo — here.
Update: Yeah, so, I’m an asshole. Apparently, “Norman” is also the actor’s dad’s name. For some reason this literally didn’t occur to me as a possibility. Add it to my ever growing list of airhead moments. And as I recently lost my own dad, for whom I’ve considered inking a tribute, I feel especially face-palm-y about this gaffe. I’m sorry, Norman.
I love me some Norman Reedus, aka Southern-redneck-turned-sensitive-heartthrob Daryl Dixon on “The Walking Dead,” but damn if I didn’t legit LOL when I saw this photo shot by Terry Richardson. Homie has his own name tattooed above his nipple. Shouldn’t such prime real estate go to tattooing someone else’s name? Still sexy though. [Terry Richardson]
Don’t get your panties in a bunch — I’ve learned my lesson from prior recapping experiences and won’t be giving away any “Walking Dead” season finale spoilers before the jump on this post. If you click on and see something you didn’t want to see, you have only yourself to blame! Keep reading »
Thank god, Sunday nights have finally got more gratuitously violent and bloody again! “The Walking Dead” is back! In last night’s episode, we finally found out whether either or both of the redneck brothers made it out of the Governor’s demented zombie cock fight alive, if Andrea has grown a brain, and whether or not new arrivals to the prison, Tyreese and his crew, can be trusted. Also, mad zombie brains exploding everywhere, as per usual. Click onward for a full recap with plenty of clips! Keep reading »
Thanks to last night’s episodes of “The Walking Dead” and “Homeland,” my anxiety levels are way above already above-normal leves. Seriously, the majority of the recaps for each show could be summarized as simply “OMG!!!!!” However, I shall put aside my excitement and delve deeper into both these episodes, as well as last night’s ho-hum “Dexter,” after the jump! Keep reading »
Apologies for not recapping last Monday. I was a little off my game and then our TV-clipping service was down so I couldn’t make clips and recaps are so much more funnn with clips, but yeah, I get it, I am a failure. So, before we get into this week’s episodes, a brief rundown of last week’s episodes of “The Walking Dead,” “Dexter,” and “Homeland,” in haiku form.
“The Walking Dead.” Andrea and the Gov-nah/lovin’ each otha/Carol’s back, let’s greet Michonne!
“Dexter.” Deb blabbed her incest-y crush/Dex prefers Hannah/Isaac still wants his revenge.
“Homeland.” Brody couldn’t deal anymore/Carrie fucked some sense back/Chopper trip to see Nazir!
Got it? Okay great, now let’s move on to last night’s episodes, which I watched before a double-viewing of ”Liz & Dick” because I am loyal like that. Keep reading »
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This past weekend, I finally succumbed to peer pressure and curiosity and started watching “The Walking Dead.” Three days and 20+ hours in, I am now at the start of the show’s current season. I am planning on being all caught up by the time the next new episode airs on Sunday. Tragically, however, my favorite character — i.e. the character I would most want to bang during the zombie apocalypse — Shane was killed off at the end of season two. Yes, Shane was crazy, but he was also so hunky. If only he could have kept a level head and realized that Lori was not worth his time! Sigh. Anyway, just because Shane is no longer among the group of survivors stabbing walkers through the brain on “The Walking Dead” doesn’t mean I can’t go on appreciating the man who portrayed him, Jon Bernthal. Keep reading »