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“The Tyra Show” Really Is Full Of Crap

Just when you thought that Tyra Banks couldn’t be any more full of s**t, she is. America’s Next Top Egomaniac will embarrass herself and the rest of the country by giving some poor woman a colonic on tomorrow’s episode. Tyra! Nooo! How much do you want to bet that this will somehow become a forum for Tyra to talk about how good-looking her anal cavity is? The worst part of this stunt is that the show is calling this the “first-ever televised colonic.” Well, shut your butt Tyra, because Katie Couric has been there and done that. She showed the entire world her pretty little colon on the “Today” show in 2002. And it wasn’t just because she wanted footage of her “smeyesing” a**hole—she wanted to raise awareness about colon cancer. See the clip of Katie’s colonoscopy after the jump. Tyra … we fart on you. [Dlisted] Keep reading »

Tyra Banks To Ditch Her Weave

Warning: Tyra Banks is listening. A few weeks ago, after Solange Knowles buzzed her hair, we wondered if the recession was killing the weave, and suggested that Ms. Smile With Her Eyes get rid of hers, too. And apparently, she is! Here’s what she Twittered yesterday:

“Guess What! I’m rockin’ my REAL hair on my talk show September 8th. No fake hair at all! Will be the hair coming out of my scalp! 4 all 2 C!”

“No ponytails, no ballet bun head. hair will be out and free! i have had every color weave in the book. even KOOL-AID red!!!”

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The Tyra Banks Vagina Spectacular!

Tyra Banks dedicated an entire hour of her talk show yesterday to one of our favorite subjects — the vagina. However, we were stunned to discover that the audience was filled with women who were scarily uneducated about their own bodies — and that this was somehow supposedly a reflection of society as a whole. Can only 11 percent of women identify all of the parts of their reproductive system? Do many women think you pee and give birth out of the same hole? This is what happens when sex education isn’t readily available — women think they can lose tampons in the cavernous empty space between their legs. [The Tyra Show] Keep reading »

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