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Is Angelina Jolie’s Outfit Awful Or Awesome?

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How Badly Did “The Tourist” Bomb Last Weekend?

I was pleasantly surprised by the Golden Globe nominations, with one jarring exception: “The Tourist.” Why the hell would Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp get Best Actress/Actor nominations for a movie critics have agreed is a huge stinker? The movie totally bombed at the box office this weekend, pulling in a (relatively) measly $17 million while the third “Narnia” installment earned $24.5 million. For the record, “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice” and “Cop Out” had stronger openings this year. [Huffington Post]

A while back, we were totally psyched for this movie because we thought Johnny and Angelina would create some fireworks. We thought, “Will they fall in love? Could they be the next Brangelina? Oh, and there’s a naked shower scene?” But there’s zero chemistry to be found on screen. Many critics say the only thing to come out on top from the flick is the Venice tourism bureau. Keep reading »

Trailer Park: “The Fighter,” “The Tourist,” “The Chronicles of Narnia,” And “The Tempest”

This week’s movies are like that period in music when bands all started putting “The” in front of a noun and making that the name of their band. I guess it sounds like more of a declaration or something. Or a claiming of whatever particular noun. Whatever it is, it’s pissing me off. Just kidding. I could care less. Go see a movie. Or don’t. I can’t tell you how to live your life. But call your mother. She worries. Keep reading »

Angelina Jolie On How She And Johnny Depp Are Alike

“It turns out we are both a bit reclusive. That’s why our paths had never crossed – neither of us attends many parties or goes out very much. Neither of us seems to take ourselves too seriously. And maybe there’s something about being in a place in your life where your family is so central to you that you have a good perspective on it all. You appreciate the work, and when you are there you focus and give it your best, and then when it’s done you go home to your family. Your life is full off-set and you have this nice balance. Johnny is like that and I’m like that, too.”

Angelina Jolie talks with the Daily Mail about similarities — besides being insanely attractive — she shares with “Tourist” co-star, Johnny Depp. In other Jolie news, Chelsea Handler, good friend of Jennifer Aniston, went off on a bizarre Angelina tirade in a recent stand-up act, calling her the c-word and homewrecker and a bunch of other stuff, because I guess she thinks it’s, like, 2005 or something. [via Daily Mail and Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Johnny Depp Says Angelina Jolie Is A “Really Cool Broad”

“We sat there and babbled about our kids. … I was pleasantly surprised that she has an incredibly perverse sense of humor. She’s a really cool broad.”

Johnny Depp talks about how he bonded with Angelina Jolie on the set of “The Tourist.” Maybe it’s just me, but don’t actors usually gush on and on about their co-stars? And doesn’t “cool broad” sound more like something you’d say about Judi Dench? This statement has me thinking that maybe Johnny and Angie didn’t get along so well. [Daily Mail] Keep reading »

I’m Too Distracted To Say Anything Important About Angelina Jolie And Johnny Depp’s “The Tourist”


Angelina Jolie! Johnny Depp! The trailer for their movie “The Tourist” is out and, dudes, I dunno, you would think I would be all about this movie because, hello, Johnny Depp, but I am distracted. Distracted by Angelina’s weird accent. Where is she supposed to be from? Distracted by Johnny’s oddly bloated face. And that beard. Ick. Distracted by the fact that I am not distracted by an overwhelming sexual desire for Johnny Depp. Just distracted. Keep reading »

Hair Model Citizen: Angelina Has New Bangs!

Angie and Johnny are already filming “The Tourist” in Venice, and it looks like the film’s hairdresser has decided to snip some bangs (and added fresh highlights?) on Miss Jolie’s ‘do. Do we like? Those big, curled bangs are awfully hard to pull off, even if you’re one of the most beautiful women in the world. Then again, they’re more flattering than, say, a blunt little Dutch boy style. To get the look, ask a stylist to cut bangs that frame your face, and use a large barreled curling iron and a bit of hairspray to piece them into place. Just like ya did in junior high. Keep reading »

“Mr. & Mrs. Smith” Part Two? Angelina And Johnny To Star In A Movie Together

If you asked 20 random people to pick the world’s hottest man and woman to throw together in a movie, 18 of them would probably give you the same answer—Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp. Do not worry, folks, this pairing is in the works. It appears that the two will be teaming up for “The Tourist.” Angie has already signed on, and Johnny is expected to make it official shortly. And, thankfully, the Julian Fellowes-penned screenplay is chock-full of sex scenes. After the jump, the steamy scenes you can look forward to, excerpted courtesy of PopEater and Life & Style. Yes, this will sound like a bad harlequin romance novel. Keep reading »

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