Last night on “Conan,” Aubrey Plaza had the awkward job of talking about her onscreen masturbation scene in her new film “The To-Do List.” Her answer was vague yet funny, just as you’d expect:
“I read it on the page and it said ‘Brandy masturbates.’ In my head I envisioned a nice scene where I see my hand slowly go out of frame … but when I showed up, the camera was mounted on the ceiling, I was in my underwear and a Clinton t-shirt and there were a bunch of old men smoking … the crew guys … then I went and touched myself … I thought I was doing one thing and when I showed up it was a whole different thing. It was a full body shot and I asked the director ‘What should I do?’ and she said, ‘Masturbate like it says in the script.’”
The hazards of the job. Sometimes you show up on set and you just have to pleasure yourself in front of a room full of old men smoking. Then you have to re-live the experience when you’re doing press. That’s what makes you a pro. Seriously, that’s got to be uncomfortable.[Gawker]
What to wear to the premiere of the hilarious, female-driven new comedy “The To Do List”? A short party dress, natch. I’m completely obsessed with Rachel Bilson’s blue frock, while Aubrey’s sweetheart neckline dress is adorable too. Done well, ladies. [Photo: INFPhoto.com]
We shared the contents of our dirty little minds on Tuesday, inspired by the hilarious new movie “The To Do List,” starring the fantastic Aubrey Plaza, so now it’s time for you to let us know what’s on your list. Is it a new place, a new position, or just finally following through with that person you’ve had your eye on since winter? Whatever it may be, cast your vote in our poll and sound off in the comments about what you’ll be putting on your sexual to-do list this summer!
What's On Your To-Do List?
- New People: The local bartender, yoga instructor, hot person you meet on the morning commute, a casual encounter on Craigslist. Time to broaden those horizons, because anyone's fair game! (52%, 243 Votes)
- New Positions Or Kinks: Role playing, the Kama Sutra, light bondage, in front of a mirror, spanking -- I want to try it all (48%, 222 Votes)
- New Places: Behind a waterfall, on the beach, in the woods while camping, under the stars in your backyard, on the hood of a car -- anywhere with a flat surface works. (0%, 169 Votes)
Total Voters: 464
The things on my personal life bucket list — skydiving, a hot air balloon ride at sunrise, swimming with and/or near a manatee, a glimpse of Beyonce casually pushing Blue Ivy on a swing set in Brooklyn — are all perfectly reasonable, potentially feasible and not entirely out of the realm of possibility. I love having attainable goals, so why not apply the same concept to the wild and wonderful world of sexy times? Use this as a guide, inspired by the hilarious new movie “The To Do List,” starring the fantastic Aubrey Plaza, as a list of gentle suggestions and possibilities. It’s summer, it’s hot and no one’s wearing much clothing anyway — embrace it! For your consideration, I present the top 15 people, places and positions on our sexual to-do list. Keep reading »