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Quickies: The “Jersey Shore” Gets Bieber Fever & What Did The Groundhog Say?

  • Never thought you’d see the day when The Situation and Pauly D shilled for Justin Bieber, did you? [Gawker]
  • Gotta love how some jerkoff on Twitter called Rihanna a “ho” for going down on Drake and Eminem and her response was: “You left out a few.” [Oh No They Didn't]
  • Ack! Britney Spears has announced the title of her upcoming record. We’ll be first in line to buy Femme Fatale when it comes out in … March!!! Britney’s back, bitch. Check out the album cover at the link. [Popdust]

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You May Have Heard Of These Youngsters On The Jersey Shore?

Last summer we blogged the minute-by-minute excitement surrounding Snooki‘s indignifying arrest for public drunkenness on a Seaside Heights beach. As of January 6, season three of “Jersey Shore” will be on MTV and we can all watch this little meatball wobble around the boardwalk asking where the beach is and then face-plant in the sand. In this just-released trailer, we learn Ronnie gets a proctology exam (ew!) and Sammi starts some ish with Snooki’s friend Deena, and J-Woww, and Snooki, and Ronnie … Damn, this crap does not get any less entertaining! [MTV] Keep reading »

The Situation’s Workout Vid Bloopers


Watch Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino make a few oopsies on the set of his workout tape. Best part: while holding another man gently above his badonkadonk, The Sitch lets it slip, “Did I say brother or butter?” Hmm, clearly his mind wandered off into the butt sex scene in “Last Tango In Paris.” Also, please chime in with your opinion on this pressing question: did he stuff his basketball shorts or is he at half-mast the whole time? [The Hairpin] Keep reading »

The Situation Says He Is “Very Lonely”

“The scrutiny. And the microscope. Obviously it’s a blessing — the women and the money and the fame, but at the same time it’s — it’s actually very lonely. Very lonely. When you’re doing so well, when you have the year that I had, it’s hard to talk to people about it, because they think you’re being cocky. Plus, when it comes to women, you know, obviously, they’re throwing themselves at you — but for what reasons, you know what I mean?”

—Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino reflects on the downsides of fame to GQ. Someone give the man a hug. Though he’d probably prefer a smush. [PopEater] Keep reading »

Bristol Palin And The Situation Talk About Sex, Baby

It seems as if this would be a “Saturday Night Live” skit, not an actual safe sex PSA, and yet The Candie’s Foundation has managed to blow our minds with a little video clip of Bristol Palin and “Dancing With the Stars,” um, coworker, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino talking about abstinence. The Situation says he totally respects abstinence–it does have the word “abs” in it after all. Watch in horror as The Situation says the word “situation” about 5,000 times and Bristol swears that she’s going to wait until marriage (you know, except for that whole “having a kid with Levi Johnston” thing). [Candie's Foundation] Keep reading »

The Situation Looks Dopey On The Cover Of Men’s Fitness

The editors of Men’s Fitness are hoping you’ll ignore the I’ve-got-a-poop-situation-in-my-pants look on Mike Sorrentino‘s face because surely you want his abs. [via Cover Awards] Keep reading »

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