Posts tagged "the situation"

The “Jersey Shore” Boys Flex Their Pecs For The Village Voice’s Queer Issue

Never in my life did I think I’d see the day when the word “guido” was splashed across the front page of The Village Voice, preferred liberal rag of East Village communists who haven’t trimmed their beards/armpit hair since ’68. But there are the boys of “Jersey Shore” oiled down (or is it greased up?)…

Jessica Wakeman / June 23, 2010

The Situation Vs. The Countess: Whose Single Sucks Worse?

Lord have mercy, The Situation has released a “rap” song. Titled “The Situation,” the verdict is clear — he should stick to fist-pumping on the boardwalk.

Alas, this “Jersey Shore” juicehead isn’t the only reality star with musical aspirations. Who could forget Countess LuAnn DeLesseps from “The Real Housewives of NYC,” who recently released…

Jessica Wakeman / June 15, 2010

Whose Ab Situation Do You Prefer?

I’ll be honest. I’d rather my hypothetical boyfriend have a slight gut like John Mayer’s than the overly cut washboard abs of Mike “The Situation.” I like a little something to lay my head on, you know? [Towleroad]…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 10, 2010

The Situation Shows Off His Other Situation

I just hope that situation is one that can be treated with a hefty dose of antibiotics. [Miami, 5/9/10]…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 10, 2010

The Situation’s Got A 6-Foot-Long …. Sandwich

Just your typical Jersey Shore catering service! [Interview]…

Jessica Wakeman / April 12, 2010

Photographer Terry Richardson Is Joining The Cast Of “Jersey Shore”

Just kidding! It’s just that when Terry Richardson photographed the boys of “Jersey Shore” for Interview magazine, he couldn’t resist taking his shirt off for fist-pumping. But really, who amongst us could? [Gawker]…

Jessica Wakeman / February 24, 2010

A Snowman Situation

In yesterday’s blizzardpalooza, Stacey Klein, Shaun Kane, and Tom Arnold of Washington, DC, created this genius “Jersey Shore“-themed snowman in a snowman contest. It’s “The Situation”—he’s got etched-in abs, a shirt that says “GTL,” condoms slung over his arms, and a bottle of whey protein beside him. But perhaps the best detail: they gave him…

Kate Torgovnick/ / February 11, 2010

Quickies: Smell Like “The Situation” & Tila Tequila Quits Twitter

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is cooking up his own batch of sweaty-smelling funk, er…I mean a fragrance. [PopCrunch]
Could someone named Andy Dell be the father of Padma Lakshmi’s baby? [NY Post]
The Culpeper County school officials have reversed their decision to stop teaching The Diary of Anne Frank. [The Washington Post]…

Annika Harris / February 1, 2010

“Jersey Shore” Is Renewed For Season 2, Possibly In The Hamptons

Could this be? The “Jersey Shore” guidos headed to “Gossip Girl” country? Snooki, The Situation and the rest of the fist-pumpers have renewed for a second season, but sources say MTV is scouting locations beyond Seaside Heights, New Jersey. The hoity-toity Hamptons — where celebs like P. Diddy and Christie Brinkley have homes — i…

Jessica Wakeman / February 1, 2010

Unconfirmed, Possibly Untrue Rumor Says “Jersey Shore” Is Back For Season Two! YAY!

Our prayers to the Red Peppers and Sausage Gods have been answered: Rumor has it that Snooki,…

Jessica Wakeman / January 7, 2010

Ben Savage Gets Snooki-ed!

Ever wondered what Ben Savage, the cutie* from “Boy Meets World,” is up to these days? God only knows why, but he’s hanging out with the cast of “Jersey Shore.” And The Situation does not look happy about it. [BuzzFeed]

*Ben, of course, wasn’t THE cutest guy on “Boy Meets World.” That was Rider

Jessica Wakeman / December 21, 2009
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