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The Situation’s Gonna Pump You Up

Behold, ladies, the cover for The Situation’s soon-to-be-released ab exercise video. His groin muscles are impressive. The smirk, not so much. … More »


What’s Your GTL Situation?

Over the years, the Frisky’s personal spiritual guide Mike “The SItuation” Sorrentino, of “Jersey Shore” fame, has given us many things to think about. Among them, how his lifestyle of Gym, Tanning, Laundry (GTL) applies to our own lives.

That’s why each Frisky lady gave us her own take on GTL (I personally… More »


Please Say This Is A Joke—”The Situation” Is Launching His Own Line?

When Snooki came on the scene, we had to ask ourselves, Is this chick a comic genius? Or is she just downright stupid? Most would go with the latter (we have no comment). We’re now asking the same question of “The Situation,” who, we hear, is following in the steps of fellow “Jersey Shore” cast… More »


Girl Talk: Why I Prefer Dating Guidos A La “Jersey Shore”

I have a confession to make. I love the male cast members of MTV’s now media-saturated hit, “Jersey Shore.” I want to rub my hands over The Situation’s abs and my fingers through Pauly D’s hair. I want to giggle at nothing with Ronnie and hold Vinny’s hand as we stroll down the boardwalk. Ladies,… More »


Mike Sorrentino’s Terrible Turtleneck Situation

Before his six-pack abs got him the nickname “The Situation,” Mike Sorrentino rocked a decidedly un-“Jersey Shore” ensemble for a family portrait. Matching ribbed turtlenecks?! Wrong, just wrong! Check out other photos of Mike “The Situation,” a blond JWoww, and a slightly less crispy Pauly D when they were young in MTV’s “When I WasMore »


Quotable: The Situation Wants To Be An Actor

“Maybe it’s the abs or maybe it’s the green eyes. The Situation does look pretty good on TV. … This is just a way into the door for me. Reality is a stepping stone for me. Being one of the biggest names in reality or the country or the world or whatever, I definitely want… More »


The “Jersey Shore” Boys Flex Their Pecs For The Village Voice’s Queer Issue

Never in my life did I think I’d see the day when the word “guido” was splashed across the front page of The Village Voice, preferred liberal rag of East Village communists who haven’t trimmed their beards/armpit hair since ’68. But there are the boys of “Jersey Shore” oiled down (or is it greased up?)… More »


The Situation Vs. The Countess: Whose Single Sucks Worse?

Lord have mercy, The Situation has released a “rap” song. Titled “The Situation,” the verdict is clear — he should stick to fist-pumping on the boardwalk.

Alas, this “Jersey Shore” juicehead isn’t the only reality star with musical aspirations. Who could forget Countess LuAnn DeLesseps from “The Real Housewives of NYC,” who recently released… More »


Whose Ab Situation Do You Prefer?

I’ll be honest. I’d rather my hypothetical boyfriend have a slight gut like John Mayer’s than the overly cut washboard abs of Mike “The Situation.” I like a little something to lay my head on, you know? [Towleroad] … More »


The Situation Shows Off His Other Situation

I just hope that situation is one that can be treated with a hefty dose of antibiotics. [Miami, 5/9/10] … More »


The Situation’s Got A 6-Foot-Long …. Sandwich

Just your typical Jersey Shore catering service! [Interview] … More »


Photographer Terry Richardson Is Joining The Cast Of “Jersey Shore”

Just kidding! It’s just that when Terry Richardson photographed the boys of “Jersey Shore” for Interview magazine, he couldn’t resist taking his shirt off for fist-pumping. But really, who amongst us could? [Gawker] … More »


A Snowman Situation

In yesterday’s blizzardpalooza, Stacey Klein, Shaun Kane, and Tom Arnold of Washington, DC, created this genius “Jersey Shore“-themed snowman in a snowman contest. It’s “The Situation”—he’s got etched-in abs, a shirt that says “GTL,” condoms slung over his arms, and a bottle of whey protein beside him. But perhaps the best detail: they gave him… More »


Quickies: Smell Like “The Situation” & Tila Tequila Quits Twitter

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is cooking up his own batch of sweaty-smelling funk, er…I mean a fragrance. [PopCrunch]
Could someone named Andy Dell be the father of Padma Lakshmi’s baby? [NY Post]
The Culpeper County school officials have reversed their decision to stop teaching The Diary of Anne Frank. [The Washington Post] … More »


“Jersey Shore” Is Renewed For Season 2, Possibly In The Hamptons

Could this be? The “Jersey Shore” guidos headed to “Gossip Girl” country? Snooki, The Situation and the rest of the fist-pumpers have renewed for a second season, but sources say MTV is scouting locations beyond Seaside Heights, New Jersey. The hoity-toity Hamptons — where celebs like P. Diddy and Christie Brinkley have homes — is… More »


Unconfirmed, Possibly Untrue Rumor Says “Jersey Shore” Is Back For Season Two! YAY!

Our prayers to the Red Peppers and Sausage Gods have been answered: Rumor has it that Snooki, … More »


Ben Savage Gets Snooki-ed!

Ever wondered what Ben Savage, the cutie* from “Boy Meets World,” is up to these days? God only knows why, but he’s hanging out with the cast of “Jersey Shore.” And The Situation does not look happy about it. [BuzzFeed]

*Ben, of course, wasn’t THE cutest guy on “Boy Meets World.” That was RiderMore »


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