Posts tagged "the situation"

The Situation Gives His Love Advice

"The best sex is often with a grenade—because she's so grateful ... Chicks do dig guys with shaved legs. Maybe they're into the Michael Phelps look ... Before any chick gets into my bed I make her slide into a 200-degree Jacuzzi to sterilize any microbial bacteria that might endanger my health." —Mike "The…
By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / October 26, 2010

The Situation’s Book Cover Looks Very Erudite

When I heard that The Situation had a book coming out, I would've bet $200 smackeroos that the cover would be him lifting his shirt up. And, big shocker, I am right. Here is the cover to Here's the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL o…
By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / October 21, 2010

Bristol Palin And The Situation Get Sexy On “Dancing With The Stars”

So, sue us, we are watching this week's episode of "Dancing with the Stars" a little late. But we just had to bring you this clip of Bristol Palin getting sexy while rumba-ing with Mark Ballas to "Umbrella." Her dancing was totally stiff, but that hip shimmy move wasn't bad. And the faux…
By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / October 13, 2010

Quickies: The Situation Is Planning A Move & A Soccer Player Gets Fresh With Ref

Say buh-bye, Jersey. The Situation is moving to L.A. [PopEater] Hey, guess what, dude? You're so not going to get the job. [Double Viking] Now's your chance to smell like tattoo ink. [Refinery 29]…
By: Annika Harris / October 5, 2010

20 Percent Of Women Would Sleep With The “Jersey Shore” Men

I just read a depressing thing. According to a poll by Wet intimacy products, 80 percent of women say they would not have sex with one of the male cast members of "Jersey Shore." To this I say—only 80 percent? What the eff is wrong with the other 20 percent of wome…
By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / October 5, 2010

Mike Sorrentino’s Got A Teeny Tiny Situation

"Let's just say, I'm thinking of my pinky." -- Melody Eckerson, a Florida club promoter, on what she saw when Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino dropped his pants during their hookup. She also said of the sexual encounter, "I wouldn't even call it a one-night stand, because he only lasted a few minutes." Yikes! Don't worry,…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 30, 2010

Show Off Your Own Situation

The Situation Shirt exists and it's just begging to be worn by someone with a massive beer belly. [The Situation Shirt via The Daily Wh.at]…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 21, 2010

A Kindergarten Situation

Ever wonder what Mike Sorrentino looked like before he was old enough to creep on "Jersey Shore"? Radar brings us this photo of The Situation in kindergarten. Look at his red suit and bow tie! Though, why does it look like he's wearing a toupee? [Radar]…
By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / September 8, 2010

The Situation’s Financial Situation

"Jersey Shore" has become a cultural phenomenon, but I don't think that we really thought through the consequences. Like the fact that Mike The Situation Sorrentino might be raking in about $5 million this year. What does this mean for the world? Obviously, Ed Hardy will be seeing a good hunk of that…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 2, 2010

The Cast Of “Dancing With The Stars” Speaks

Last night, during a commercial break from "Bachelor Pad," "Dancing with the Stars" unveiled its new cast members. And as we'd suspected, the new cast includes: Bristol Palin, Audrina Patridge, Brandy, Jennifer Grey, Florence Henderson, The Situation, Michael Bolton, and David Hasselhoff. The surprises? That the amazing Margaret Cho…
By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / August 31, 2010

More Gross Creeping On Last Night’s “Jersey Shore”

I repeat, why do women continue to hook up with the dudes of "Jersey Shore"? Worst case scenario: you can get an STD or knocked up by a total tool. Best case scenario: you get called a "grenade" or "hippopotamus" on national TV while the guys have another set of girls at the…
By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / August 27, 2010

Our Predictions For The Rumored “Dancing With The Stars 11″ Cast

The new season of "Dancing with the Stars" starts on September 20th. And while ABC has not made an official announcement about which B-, C-, D-listers we will be seeing paso doble and rhumba, plenty of rumors are circulating over the interwebs. The latest: Us Weekly tells us that David Hasselhoff has signed…
By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / August 26, 2010

Are You Snookin’ For A Halloween Costume Already?

"Jersey Shore" Halloween costumes? Now that is truly scary.
By: Jessica Wakeman / August 24, 2010

Why Do Women Still Hook Up With The Guys Of “Jersey Shore”?

This week's "Jersey Shore" was of course full of fine champagne, couture wear, British accents, political discussions and everything else that is classy. Yeah, not so much. In reality, we were treated to a classic scene in which The Situation and Pauly D pick up a crew of girls and bring them…
By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / August 14, 2010

The Situation’s Gonna Pump You Up

Behold, ladies, the cover for The Situation's soon-to-be-released ab exercise video. His groin muscles are impressive. The smirk, not so much.
By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / August 12, 2010

What’s Your GTL Situation?

Over the years, the Frisky's personal spiritual guide Mike "The SItuation" Sorrentino, of "Jersey Shore" fame, has given us many things to think about. Among them, how his lifestyle of Gym, Tanning, Laundry (GTL) applies to our own lives. That's why each Frisky lady gave us her own take on GTL (I personally…
By: Julie Gerstein / August 12, 2010

Please Say This Is A Joke—”The Situation” Is Launching His Own Line?

When Snooki came on the scene, we had to ask ourselves, Is this chick a comic genius? Or is she just downright stupid? Most would go with the latter (we have no comment). We're now asking the same question of "The Situation," who, we hear, is following in the steps of fellow "Jersey…
By: Leonora Epstein / August 11, 2010

Girl Talk: Why I Prefer Dating Guidos A La “Jersey Shore”

I have a confession to make. I love the male cast members of MTV's now media-saturated hit, “Jersey Shore.” I want to rub my hands over The Situation's abs and my fingers through Pauly D's hair. I want to giggle at nothing with Ronnie and hold Vinny's hand as we stroll dow…
By: Alyssa Pinsker / July 29, 2010

Mike Sorrentino’s Terrible Turtleneck Situation

Before his six-pack abs got him the nickname "The Situation," Mike Sorrentino rocked a decidedly un-"Jersey Shore" ensemble for a family portrait. Matching ribbed turtlenecks?! Wrong, just wrong! Check out other photos of Mike "The Situation," a blond JWoww, and a slightly less crispy Pauly D when they were young in MTV's "Whe…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 22, 2010

Quotable: The Situation Wants To Be An Actor

"Maybe it’s the abs or maybe it’s the green eyes. The Situation does look pretty good on TV. ... This is just a way into the door for me. Reality is a stepping stone for me. Being one of the biggest names in reality or the country or the world or whatever, I definitely want…
By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / July 9, 2010