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The Situation Says He Is “Very Lonely”

“The scrutiny. And the microscope. Obviously it’s a blessing — the women and the money and the fame, but at the same time it’s — it’s actually very lonely. Very lonely. When you’re doing so well, when you have the year that I had, it’s hard to talk to people about it, because they think… More »


Bristol Palin And The Situation Talk About Sex, Baby

It seems as if this would be a “Saturday Night Live” skit, not an actual safe sex PSA, and yet The Candie’s Foundation has managed to blow our minds with a little video clip of Bristol Palin and “Dancing With the Stars,” um, coworker, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino talking about abstinence. The Situation says he… More »


The Situation Looks Dopey On The Cover Of Men’s Fitness

The editors of Men’s Fitness are hoping you’ll ignore the I’ve-got-a-poop-situation-in-my-pants look on Mike Sorrentino’s face because surely you want his abs. [via Cover Awards] … More »


The Situation’s Brother Accused Of Punching A Woman

If Mike Sorrentino is “The Situation,” we think his brother Marc should start going by “The Predicament.” Because he’s gotten himself into a pretty serious one. The 31-year-old owner of Naughty Limited—which runs several online porn sites—met a woman he met over the weekend while out partying with his brother. The woman says that she… More »


The Situation Gives His Love Advice

“The best sex is often with a grenade—because she’s so grateful … Chicks do dig guys with shaved legs. Maybe they’re into the Michael Phelps look … Before any chick gets into my bed I make her slide into a 200-degree Jacuzzi to sterilize any microbial bacteria that might endanger my health.”

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The Situation’s Book Cover Looks Very Erudite

When I heard that The Situation had a book coming out, I would’ve bet $200 smackeroos that the cover would be him lifting his shirt up. And, big shocker, I am right. Here is the cover to Here’s the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on theMore »


Bristol Palin And The Situation Get Sexy On “Dancing With The Stars”

So, sue us, we are watching this week’s episode of “Dancing with the Stars” a little late. But we just had to bring you this clip of Bristol Palin getting sexy while rumba-ing with Mark Ballas to “Umbrella.” Her dancing was totally stiff, but that hip shimmy move wasn’t bad. And the faux making… More »


Quickies: The Situation Is Planning A Move & A Soccer Player Gets Fresh With Ref

Say buh-bye, Jersey. The Situation is moving to L.A. [PopEater]
Hey, guess what, dude? You’re so not going to get the job. [Double Viking]
Now’s your chance to smell like tattoo ink. [Refinery 29] … More »


20 Percent Of Women Would Sleep With The “Jersey Shore” Men

I just read a depressing thing. According to a poll by Wet intimacy products, 80 percent of women say they would not have sex with one of the male cast members of “Jersey Shore.” To this I say—only 80 percent? What the eff is wrong with the other 20 percent of women who took this… More »


Mike Sorrentino’s Got A Teeny Tiny Situation

“Let’s just say, I’m thinking of my pinky.” — Melody Eckerson, a Florida club promoter, on what she saw when Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino dropped his pants during their hookup. She also said of the sexual encounter, “I wouldn’t even call it a one-night stand, because he only lasted a few minutes.” Yikes! Don’t worry,… More »


Show Off Your Own Situation

The Situation Shirt exists and it’s just begging to be worn by someone with a massive beer belly. [The Situation Shirt via The Daily Wh.at] … More »


A Kindergarten Situation

Ever wonder what Mike Sorrentino looked like before he was old enough to creep on “Jersey Shore“? Radar brings us this photo of The Situation in kindergarten. Look at his red suit and bow tie! Though, why does it look like he’s wearing a toupee? [Radar] … More »


The Situation’s Financial Situation

Jersey Shore” has become a cultural phenomenon, but I don’t think that we really thought through the consequences. Like the fact that Mike The Situation Sorrentino might be raking in about $5 million this year. What does this mean for the world? Obviously, Ed Hardy will be seeing a good hunk of that cash. And… More »


The Cast Of “Dancing With The Stars” Speaks

Last night, during a commercial break from “Bachelor Pad,” “Dancing with the Stars” unveiled its new cast members. And as we’d suspected, the new cast includes: Bristol Palin, Audrina Patridge, Brandy, Jennifer Grey, Florence Henderson, The Situation, Michael Bolton, and David Hasselhoff. The surprises? That the amazing Margaret Cho will be rumba-ing alongside them. Other… More »


More Gross Creeping On Last Night’s “Jersey Shore”

I repeat, why do women continue to hook up with the dudes of “Jersey Shore“? Worst case scenario: you can get an STD or knocked up by a total tool. Best case scenario: you get called a “grenade” or “hippopotamus” on national TV while the guys have another set of girls at the other… More »


Our Predictions For The Rumored “Dancing With The Stars 11″ Cast

The new season of “Dancing with the Stars” starts on September 20th. And while ABC has not made an official announcement about which B-, C-, D-listers we will be seeing paso doble and rhumba, plenty of rumors are circulating over the interwebs. The latest: Us Weekly tells us that David Hasselhoff has signed on for… More »


Are You Snookin’ For A Halloween Costume Already?

“Jersey Shore” Halloween costumes? Now that is truly scary. … More »


Why Do Women Still Hook Up With The Guys Of “Jersey Shore”?

This week’s “Jersey Shore” was of course full of fine champagne, couture wear, British accents, political discussions and everything else that is classy. Yeah, not so much. In reality, we were treated to a classic scene in which The Situation and Pauly D pick up a crew of girls and bring them back… More »