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The Situation Gives His Love Advice

“The best sex is often with a grenade—because she’s so grateful … Chicks do dig guys with shaved legs. Maybe they’re into the Michael Phelps look … Before any chick…

Kate Torgovnick/ | October 26, 2010 - 12:50 pm

The Situation’s Book Cover Looks Very Erudite

When I heard that The Situation had a book coming out, I would’ve bet $200 smackeroos that the cover would be him lifting his shirt up. And, big shocker, I…

Kate Torgovnick/ | October 21, 2010 - 3:10 pm

Bristol Palin And The Situation Get Sexy On “Dancing With The Stars”

So, sue us, we are watching this week’s episode of “Dancing with the Stars” a little late. But we just had to bring you this clip of Bristol Palin

Kate Torgovnick/ | October 13, 2010 - 1:10 pm

Quickies: The Situation Is Planning A Move & A Soccer Player Gets Fresh With Ref

Say buh-bye, Jersey. The Situation is moving to L.A. [PopEater]
Hey, guess what, dude? You’re so not going to get the job. [Double Viking]
Now’s your chance to smell like…

Annika Harris | October 5, 2010 - 9:00 pm

20 Percent Of Women Would Sleep With The “Jersey Shore” Men

I just read a depressing thing. According to a poll by Wet intimacy products, 80 percent of women say they would not have sex with one of the male cast…

Kate Torgovnick/ | October 5, 2010 - 1:40 pm

Mike Sorrentino’s Got A Teeny Tiny Situation

“Let’s just say, I’m thinking of my pinky.” — Melody Eckerson, a Florida club promoter, on what she saw when Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino dropped his pants during their hookup.

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 30, 2010 - 11:20 am

Show Off Your Own Situation

The Situation Shirt exists and it’s just begging to be worn by someone with a massive beer belly. [The Situation Shirt via The Daily] …

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 21, 2010 - 6:45 pm

A Kindergarten Situation

Ever wonder what Mike Sorrentino looked like before he was old enough to creep on “Jersey Shore“? Radar brings us this photo of The Situation in kindergarten. Look at his…

Kate Torgovnick/ | September 8, 2010 - 1:40 pm

The Situation’s Financial Situation

Jersey Shore” has become a cultural phenomenon, but I don’t think that we really thought through the consequences. Like the fact that Mike The Situation Sorrentino might be raking in…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 2, 2010 - 6:30 pm

The Cast Of “Dancing With The Stars” Speaks

Last night, during a commercial break from “Bachelor Pad,” “Dancing with the Stars” unveiled its new cast members. And as we’d suspected, the new cast includes: Bristol Palin, Audrina Patridge,…

Kate Torgovnick/ | August 31, 2010 - 2:10 pm

More Gross Creeping On Last Night’s “Jersey Shore”

I repeat, why do women continue to hook up with the dudes of “Jersey Shore“? Worst case scenario: you can get an STD or knocked up by a total…

Kate Torgovnick/ | August 27, 2010 - 3:40 pm

Our Predictions For The Rumored “Dancing With The Stars 11″ Cast

The new season of “Dancing with the Stars” starts on September 20th. And while ABC has not made an official announcement about which B-, C-, D-listers we will be seeing…

Kate Torgovnick/ | August 26, 2010 - 2:20 pm

Are You Snookin’ For A Halloween Costume Already?

“Jersey Shore” Halloween costumes? Now that is truly scary. …

Jessica Wakeman | August 24, 2010 - 2:20 pm

Why Do Women Still Hook Up With The Guys Of “Jersey Shore”?

This week’s “Jersey Shore” was of course full of fine champagne, couture wear, British accents, political discussions and everything else that is classy. Yeah, not so much. In…

Kate Torgovnick/ | August 14, 2010 - 1:00 pm

The Situation’s Gonna Pump You Up

Behold, ladies, the cover for The Situation’s soon-to-be-released ab exercise video. His groin muscles are impressive. The smirk, not so much. …

Kate Torgovnick/ | August 12, 2010 - 4:50 pm

What’s Your GTL Situation?

Over the years, the Frisky’s personal spiritual guide Mike “The SItuation” Sorrentino, of “Jersey Shore” fame, has given us many things to think about. Among them, how his lifestyle of…

Julie Gerstein | August 12, 2010 - 11:50 am

Please Say This Is A Joke—”The Situation” Is Launching His Own Line?

When Snooki came on the scene, we had to ask ourselves, Is this chick a comic genius? Or is she just downright stupid? Most would go with the latter (we…

Leonora Epstein | August 11, 2010 - 11:50 am

Girl Talk: Why I Prefer Dating Guidos A La “Jersey Shore”

I have a confession to make. I love the male cast members of MTV’s now media-saturated hit, “Jersey Shore.” I want to rub my hands over The Situation’s abs and…

Alyssa Pinsker | July 29, 2010 - 2:30 pm

Mike Sorrentino’s Terrible Turtleneck Situation

Before his six-pack abs got him the nickname “The Situation,” Mike Sorrentino rocked a decidedly un-“Jersey Shore” ensemble for a family portrait. Matching ribbed turtlenecks?! Wrong, just wrong! Check out…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | July 22, 2010 - 5:10 pm

Quotable: The Situation Wants To Be An Actor

“Maybe it’s the abs or maybe it’s the green eyes. The Situation does look pretty good on TV. … This is just a way into the door for me. Reality…

Kate Torgovnick/ | July 9, 2010 - 3:20 pm