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The Good, The Bad & The WTF: “Jersey Shore” Bites A Twin Sandwich

Are we surprised the Italians speak better English than the “Jersey Shore” cast does? Last night’s episode brought us new words like “romantical,” “conversating,” “twin sandwich” and of course, “twinning.”

Jessica Wakeman | August 19, 2011 - 1:40 pm

Abercrombie & Fitch Will Pay The Situation To Stop Wearing Its Clothes

Gone are the days when the “Jersey Shore” cast wore Ed Hardy Ts soaked in Long Island iced tea-scented barf. Now they’re moving up in the world and Mike “The…

Jessica Wakeman | August 17, 2011 - 12:20 pm

Guess Who’s Auditioning For “Jersey Shore”?

It’s not easy to make a good “Jersey Shore” spoof video because, frankly, they’ve all been done before. So an Ed Hardy hat off to you, Conan O’Brien,…

Jessica Wakeman | August 16, 2011 - 3:20 pm

The Good, The Bad & The WTF: The Drinking Begins On “Jersey Shore”

Last night’s “Jersey Shore” was a big time set-up episode, setting the stage for all the drama that’s going to go down this season. (If you haven’t watched yet, SPOILER…

Jessica Wakeman | August 12, 2011 - 1:20 pm

The Good, The Bad & The WTF: “Jersey Shore” Lands In Italy!

Ciao! Sta sera, e stata la premiere di “Jersey Shore.” La banda è in Italia. In genere, e stato molto bello episodio. Qui è il buono, il brutto, e il…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 5, 2011 - 1:40 pm

The “Jersey Shore” Season 4 Trailer Is Disgustingly Delicious

You guys, the “Jersey Shore” season four trailer is so gross. Does this mean I’m not going to watch it? No. In fact, I’m already planning a “Jersey…

Jessica Wakeman | July 19, 2011 - 12:20 pm

Morning Quickies: The Situation Quits “Jersey Shore” & Why Oasis Hates Each Other

The Situation may have quit “Jersey Shore.” He was seen storming off the Seaside Heights set, telling photographers, “It’s over” and “Say goodbye to the bad guy.” Vinny allegedly…

Jessica Wakeman | July 7, 2011 - 11:40 am

The Situation’s Dad Is Shopping A Tell-All

Look at that. We have another celebrity parent tell-all in the works. Frank Sorrentino—pops to Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino of “Jersey Shore” fame—said that he is in the process of…

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com | May 12, 2011 - 1:20 pm

The Situation Is Getting His Own Show On MTV

Lord, what have we done? Am I not tithing enough? Am I too mean to my mother? Is this because I kicked my parents’ dog when he was begging under…

Jessica Wakeman | May 4, 2011 - 3:40 pm

10 Unfortunate Effects of Watching 13 Hours of Jersey Shore In One Day

A couple weeks ago, I caught the nasty cold that’s been going around. Coughing, feverish, and too tired to leave my couch, I drew the blinds and searched for comfort…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | March 21, 2011 - 11:47 pm

The Situation Gets Booed At Donald Trump’s Roast

“By the way, who’s John Boehner? Check it out. Doesn’t his name sound like boner? Anyone notice that? … Hey, Snoop Dogg, Donald Trump and your ancestors had a lot…

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com | March 11, 2011 - 12:40 pm

Watch The Situation’s Workout Video Bloopers Reel

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has a beefcake workout video for sale — you knew that was coming — and the bloopers reel is more entertaining than Deena in panties…

Jessica Wakeman | February 22, 2011 - 12:20 pm

The Situation Is Ready To Start His Film Career

“There’s only so long you can rule the reality world. Maybe another year or so of reality, and then I’m gonna graduate to movies. … It’s like Michael Jordan. There’s…

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com | February 7, 2011 - 6:40 pm

Quickies: The “Jersey Shore” Gets Bieber Fever & What Did The Groundhog Say?

Never thought you’d see the day when The Situation and Pauly D shilled for Justin Bieber, did you? [Gawker]
Gotta love how some jerkoff on Twitter called Rihanna…

Jessica Wakeman | February 2, 2011 - 8:00 pm

You May Have Heard Of These Youngsters On The Jersey Shore?

Last summer we blogged the minute-by-minute excitement surrounding Snooki’s indignifying arrest for public drunkenness on a Seaside Heights beach. As of January 6, season three of “Jersey Shore

Jessica Wakeman | December 22, 2010 - 12:15 pm

The Situation’s Workout Vid Bloopers

Watch Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino make a few oopsies on the set of his workout tape. Best part: while holding another man gently above his badonkadonk, The Sitch lets…

Simcha | December 2, 2010 - 6:45 pm

The Situation Says He Is “Very Lonely”

“The scrutiny. And the microscope. Obviously it’s a blessing — the women and the money and the fame, but at the same time it’s — it’s actually very lonely. Very…

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com | November 23, 2010 - 1:50 pm

Bristol Palin And The Situation Talk About Sex, Baby

It seems as if this would be a “Saturday Night Live” skit, not an actual safe sex PSA, and yet The Candie’s Foundation has managed to blow our minds with…

Julie Gerstein | November 16, 2010 - 8:15 pm

The Situation Looks Dopey On The Cover Of Men’s Fitness

The editors of Men’s Fitness are hoping you’ll ignore the I’ve-got-a-poop-situation-in-my-pants look on Mike Sorrentino’s face because surely you want his abs. [via Cover Awards] …

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 2, 2010 - 4:20 pm

The Situation’s Brother Accused Of Punching A Woman

If Mike Sorrentino is “The Situation,” we think his brother Marc should start going by “The Predicament.” Because he’s gotten himself into a pretty serious one. The 31-year-old owner of…

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com | November 1, 2010 - 3:20 pm