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When we last left off with “Jersey Shore,” Ronnie and Mike got into a screaming match about Ron’s on-again, off-again girlfriend Sammi and Ronnie beat Mike to a pulp, sending him to the hospital. At least, that’s what it looked like thanks to MTV’s editing. It’s true that Mike and Ronnie — whom I will… READ MORE »


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There’s always arguing on “Jersey Shore.” Sammi and Ronnie. Deena and Vinny. Snooki and The Situation. But last night, though, there was an actual fight between Ronnie and The Situation: screaming, fist throwing, and more testosterone than a monster truck show.

The Situation is either one brave mo-fo or a complete idiot, because… READ MORE »


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Are we surprised the Italians speak better English than the “Jersey Shore” cast does? Last night’s episode brought us new words like “romantical,” “conversating,” “twin sandwich” and of course, “twinning.” Why so much twin-talk? The Situation meets pretty blonde twins at a club — and one of them is a virgin — so naturally they… READ MORE »


Style

Gone are the days when the “Jersey Shore” cast wore Ed Hardy Ts soaked in Long Island iced tea-scented barf. Now they’re moving up in the world and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino struts his stuff in “aspirational” brands like Abercrombie & Fitch. In its most recent episode, The Situation was seen wearing neon green Abercrombie… READ MORE »


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It’s not easy to make a good “Jersey Shore” spoof video because, frankly, they’ve all been done before. So an Ed Hardy hat off to you, Conan O’Brien, for this lovably demented “Jersey Shore” audition tape. [Team Coco] … READ MORE »


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Last night’s “Jersey Shore” was a big time set-up episode, setting the stage for all the drama that’s going to go down this season. (If you haven’t watched yet, SPOILER ALERT.) The Situation is slithering up Snooki’s miniskirt; Sammi is whimpering over Ronnie again; and Pauly D has, thank God, not yet inhaled enough hairspray… READ MORE »


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Ciao! Sta sera, e stata la premiere di “Jersey Shore.” La banda è in Italia. In genere, e stato molto bello episodio. Qui è il buono, il brutto, e il WTF momenti. Buon divertimento!

Translation of my terrible Italian: Hello! Last night was the premiere of “Jersey Shore.” The gang is in Italy. READ MORE »


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You guys, the “Jersey Shore” season four trailer is so gross. Does this mean I’m not going to watch it? No. In fact, I’m already planning a “Jersey Shore” season premiere viewing party with soppressata and limoncello shots. You’re only allowed to come if you’ve got a fake tan and something with an… READ MORE »


Celebs

The Situation may have quit “Jersey Shore.” He was seen storming off the Seaside Heights set, telling photographers, “It’s over” and “Say goodbye to the bad guy.” Vinny allegedly quit the show earlier this week, too. But look on the bright side: more camera time for Snooki! [The Superficial]
Oprah says she’ll move to… READ MORE »


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Look at that. We have another celebrity parent tell-all in the works. Frank Sorrentino—pops to Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino of “Jersey Shore” fame—said that he is in the process of selling a book about his son. And it’s not going to be a nice one. “I’m calling Mike on his s***,” Frank wrote in a… READ MORE »


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Lord, what have we done? Am I not tithing enough? Am I too mean to my mother? Is this because I kicked my parents’ dog when he was begging under the table during Easter dinner? Why, oh why, has The Situation been given his own TV show? Mike Sorrentino has signed a series development deal… READ MORE »


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A couple weeks ago, I caught the nasty cold that’s been going around. Coughing, feverish, and too tired to leave my couch, I drew the blinds and searched for comfort in the Netflix “instant watch” section. Instead I found Jersey Shore Season 2. I’d never seen the show before and thought this might be a… READ MORE »


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“By the way, who’s John Boehner? Check it out. Doesn’t his name sound like boner? Anyone notice that? … Hey, Snoop Dogg, Donald Trump and your ancestors had a lot in common — they owned real estate, and your ancestors were property! … This is my first time doing comedy!”
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Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has a beefcake workout video for sale — you knew that was coming — and the bloopers reel is more entertaining than Deena in panties and a cowboy hat. There’s nothing quite as fun as watching “Jersey Shore”‘s biggest ego mess up his lines and get ragged on by the… READ MORE »


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“There’s only so long you can rule the reality world. Maybe another year or so of reality, and then I’m gonna graduate to movies. … It’s like Michael Jordan. There’s only so long you can keep winning them rings.”
—Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino tells E! Online that he will most likely be leaving “Jersey ShoreREAD MORE »


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Never thought you’d see the day when The Situation and Pauly D shilled for Justin Bieber, did you? [Gawker]
Gotta love how some jerkoff on Twitter called Rihanna a “ho” for going down on Drake and Eminem and her response was: “You left out a few.” [Oh No They Didn’t]
Ack! Britney Spears… READ MORE »


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Last summer we blogged the minute-by-minute excitement surrounding Snooki’s indignifying arrest for public drunkenness on a Seaside Heights beach. As of January 6, season three of “Jersey Shore” will be on MTV and we can all watch this little meatball wobble around the boardwalk asking where the beach is and then face-plant in… READ MORE »


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Watch Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino make a few oopsies on the set of his workout tape. Best part: while holding another man gently above his badonkadonk, The Sitch lets it slip, “Did I say brother or butter?” Hmm, clearly his mind wandered off into the butt sex scene in “Last Tango In Paris.” Also,… READ MORE »