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Mike “The Situation” Has A Girlfriend: All You Need To Know About Caitlin Wood

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comApril 25, 2012 //
A TV Situation
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I am a little worried about the possibility of an impending apocalypse. Not only is Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi sober, pregnant, and excited to be a mom—but Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has a girlfriend. Yes, a girlfriend. You know, one of those people who you let keep a toothbrush at your place rather than calling a cab to take home approximately five minutes after you’re done smushing? Her name is Caitlin J. Wood. Here’s hoping that she has had a full STD screening, and enjoys cleaning out hot tubs. Keep reading »

Jimmy Kimmel Asks “Jersey Shore” Dudes About “Hijinks In The Shower”

Jessica WakemanJanuary 5, 2012 //
"Jersey Shore" Season 5
Jersey Shore season five
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Vinny's Rape Rap
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Vinny debuted a rap song about "rapin' it." Read More »
Sitch's Lollipop
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The Situation is hawking a lollipop, for some reason. Read More »

It’s that time again: “Jersey Shore” infects your TV again tonight. (Itch, itch, itch.) God, I can’t wait. “Mob Wives” return to television is not making me stupid enough. The boys stopped by Jimmy Kimmel’s couch this week to talk tanning and Jimmy couldn’t resist a question about whether there have ever been any dude-on-dude “hijinks in the shower.” There haven’t yet … at least none that anyone will admit to. I guess Deena’s hookup with one of The Situation’s twins in Italy was the first, and last, slightly gay thing to happen on that show.  [Perez Hilton]

Vinny On The Situation: “I Just Kind Of Handle Him”

Julie GersteinOctober 20, 2011 //
Tacky Tuxedo Situation
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“I was never best friends with Mike to begin with. I probably get along with him better now than I ever did. I just kind of handle him, but at the same time he’s a dramatic person and I’m not into that. That’s why I steer clear of him. Off the show we never really talk; we never have. We see each other at events and stuff — there are no hard feelings or anything — but on the show what you’re seeing now is me just avoiding drama. I can’t deal with it. It’s stressful enough being away from home, so I don’t need any more stress. And he brings a lot.”

– “Jersey Shore” castmate Vinny Guadagnino on his tenuous relationship with fellow castmate Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino. I think we can all agree that Mike is the worst. [NYMag.com]

Hot Links: Steve Madden’s Most Egregious Knock-Offs & The Situation Dissed By Apple

Amelia McDonell-ParryOctober 18, 2011 //
  • Steve Madden has a history of knocking off designer shoes; here are the brand’s most flagrant rip-offs. [The Gloss]
  • I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised that some dudes are using Occupy Wall Street as an excuse to “pick up chicks.” [Cracked]
  • Reese Witherspoon apparently has a girl crush on Jennifer Aniston. [The Stir]
  • Happy birthday, Bristol Palin! here are her most scandalous moments. [TooFab] Keep reading »

Need An $18 Talking “Jersey Shore” Pen? Sure You Do!

Stefanie BlejecOctober 15, 2011 //

If you haven’t seen enough of Snooki losing her s**t as of late— or her cooca for that matter — now you can bring a little piece of the “Jersey Shore” home. Thankfully, we don’t mean by way the way of crabs, but rather MTV.com’s three new “Jersey Shore” talking pens that can be yours today for the (t)winning price of $17.99! The voices of Pauly D, Snooki and The Situation are finally at your beck and call. Feeling down? Grab Snooki’s pen to release her classic “Waaaah!” Having trouble expressing what matters to you in life? The Situation has got your back: “If you don’t go to the gym, you don’t look good. If you don’t tan, you’re pale. And if you don’t do laundry, you ain’t got no clothes!” And you know which pen to grab if the cabs are here. They are available for your immediate satisfaction at MTV.com and … Walgreens. [MTV.com] Keep reading »

The Good, The Bad & The WTF: “Jersey Shore” Clubs At Three Clubs, Fights Three Fights

Jessica WakemanOctober 14, 2011 //
Is "Jersey Shore" Sexist?
Vinny and Snooki photo
Vinny swears that "Jersey Shore" isn't sexist. Read More »
Tacky Tuxedo Situation
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Snooki Or Wookie?
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The Situation photo

“Being kicked out of the club? Meatball problems! Burning your cooca in the Jacuzzi? Meatball problems!” When Toys ‘R Us makes a Snooki doll, this is what I want mine to say. Yes, on last night’s episode of “Jersey Shore,” Snooki and Deena got in an ice-cube throwing fight (!) at a club and got kicked to the curb on their leopard print-covered asses. But that’s nothing compared to the two (!!) fights The Situation tried to start. Well, three fights, if you count the spatula that Deena threw at his head after he yelled something misogynist at her.

After the jump, the good, the bad and the WTF on last night’s episode of “Jersey Shore”:

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Suck On The Situation’s Designer Lollipop

Ami AngelowiczOctober 12, 2011 //
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Lolly Lickers
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October 15th will be an historic day in the world of misguided celebrity merchandise as it marks the “unveiling” of The Situation’s couture lollipop. Yes, oh, yes, The Situation collaborated with the Sugar Factory to create this bejeweled, Italian treat for your sucking pleasure. Pair the pop with a shot of Devotion vodka to enhance its natural guido flavor. Because  fabulous people deserve a designer lolly. At $25 a piece and $12 for refills (huh?), these suckers should be flying off shelves.  Flying. [Bon Appetit]

Joe Jonas Does A Mean “Jersey Shore” Impersonation

Jessica WakemanOctober 8, 2011 //
Tacky Tuxedo Situation
This is what guidos wear to a Jersey wedding. Read More »
"Jersey Shore" Recap
Snooki photo
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Joe Jonas, Movie Star?
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Joe Jonas as The Situation photo

Squeaky-clean teen idol Joe Jonas is the last person we’d expect to have a dead on Situation impersonation. But when he visited Wendy Williams‘ show and they reenacted a drunk conversation between Sitch and Snooki — in costume! — I got the same creepy crawlies as I do with Mr. Michael Sorrentino himself. Definitely watch this one. [Popdust]

The Situation’s Got A Really Tacky Tuxedo Situation

Julie GersteinOctober 7, 2011 //

Wondering what your high school boyfriend’s going to be wearing to Prom this year? Look no further than Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino’s new line of tuxedos, FLOW Formalwear. Goes great with your boyfriend’s bitchin’ Camaro and his enviable economy-size tin of Dep hair gel. In case you’re clamoring for more fine styles of The Sitch’s FLOW collection (you are, I see you), you’re in luck! He’s graced us with a bevy of additional model shots, all featuring his signature “I am the human embodiment of a testicle” facial expression. Check ‘em out after the jump. Now, if only I could find my corsage… Keep reading »

The Good, The Bad & The WTF: Snooki Has A Sammi Moment On “Jersey Shore”

Jessica WakemanSeptember 30, 2011 //
Snooki Or Wookie?
Snooki photo
What the hell is Snooki wearing on her feet? Read More »
"Jersey Shore" Sexism
Vinny and Snooki photo
Vinny swears that "Jersey Shore" isn't sexist. Read More »
Jersey Makeovers
Olsen twins Jersey Shore-ified
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Snooki photo

In last night’s episode of “Jersey Shore,” Snooki learned some harsh truths about life. Namely, if you pull your dress up and show everyone your vagina in the club, your boyfriend will be angry at you. It’s a lesson we all must learn sooner or later, I suppose.

After the jump, the good, the bad , and the WTF moments of last night’s episode. Keep reading »

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