Posts tagged "the situation"

“The Situation” Sentenced To Anger Management Classes After Assaulting His Brother

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino of “Jersey Shore” was sentenced to a 12-week anger management course after assaulting his brother at one of his family’s tanning salons (of course) last month. Mike told TMZ, “If that’s what’s needed, I’m willing to abide by the court’s rules and maybe it will help me out.” Maybe! [Page Six]…

By: Claire Hannum / July 28, 2014

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is Turning Into The Situation

Ugh, my Fantasy Dream Boyfriend Joseph Gordon-Levitt is looking like a total tool these days. That’s because, I guess, he’s filming a new movie called “Don Jon’s Addiction.” In it, he plays a dude addicted to porn who falls in love with Scarlett Johannson so it makes sense that he’s overly tanned and bulked up,…

By: Julie Gerstein / May 25, 2012

Evening Quickies: Ryan Gosling Isn’t Ready To Shack Up With Eva Mendes, Plus How “House” Should Have Ended

Ryan Gosling isn’t ready to move in yet with GF Eva Mendes. There’s hope for you still, Amelia! [US Weekly]
Selena Gomez and 50 Shades Of Grey do not belong in the same sentence. [iVillage]
Oh shit, Usher’s custody battle with Tameka Foster is getting real: Usher claims that his ex-wife spit

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 22, 2012

Hot Links: The Situation Reveals What Led To His Drug Addiction, Stint In Rehab

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is opening up about his time spent in rehab for pain addiction. “Being in this business is not easy,” he explained. “I made a mistake by picking a substance over what I previously chose, which is fitness.” See his interview at the link![TooFab]
Um, apparently some people sell “roasted…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 22, 2012

Mike “The Situation” Has A Girlfriend: All You Need To Know About Caitlin Wood

I am a little worried about the possibility of an impending apocalypse. Not only is Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi sober, pregnant, and excited to be a mom—but Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has a girlfriend. Yes, a girlfriend. You know, one of those people who you let keep a toothbrush at your place rather than calling a ca…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / April 25, 2012

Jimmy Kimmel Asks “Jersey Shore” Dudes About “Hijinks In The Shower”

It’s that time again: “Jersey Shore” infects your TV again tonight. (Itch, itch, itch.) God, I can’t wait. “Mob Wives” return to television is not making me stupid enough. The boys stopped by Jimmy Kimmel’s couch this week to talk tanning and Jimmy couldn’t resist a question about whether there have ever been any dude-on-dude…

By: Jessica Wakeman / January 5, 2012

The Good, The Bad & The WTF: “Jersey Shore” Says “Ciao” To Italy

Last night brought us the last show of the season for “Beavis and Butthead.” I mean, “Jersey Shore.” Eh, same thing. I am relieved we’re at the end of the season in Italy. It’s a good thing MTV decided season five will be the show’s last. Can I get a “Yeah, buddy!”?

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 21, 2011

Vinny On The Situation: “I Just Kind Of Handle Him”

“I was never best friends with Mike to begin with. I probably get along with him better now than I ever did. I just kind of handle him, but at the same time he’s a dramatic person and I’m not into that. That’s why I steer clear of him. Off the show we never really…

By: Julie Gerstein / October 20, 2011

Adam Levine’s Missing Torso & 12 Other Guys Who’ve Suffered At The Hands Of Photoshop

Photoshop is usually used as a weapon of mass destruction on perfectly lovely and natural photographs of female stars — but even men have not escaped the wrath of an overeager art department dork with a mouse! Just look at poor Adam Levine in Vogue Russia! Either he had a few ribs removed or Photosho…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 19, 2011

Hot Links: Steve Madden’s Most Egregious Knock-Offs & The Situation Dissed By Apple

Steve Madden has a history of knocking off designer shoes; here are the brand’s most flagrant rip-offs. [The Gloss]
I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised that some dudes are using Occupy Wall Street as an excuse to “pick up chicks.” [Cracked]
Reese Witherspoon apparently has a girl crush on Jennifer Aniston. [The

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 18, 2011

Need An $18 Talking “Jersey Shore” Pen? Sure You Do!

If you haven’t seen enough of Snooki losing her s**t as of late— or her cooca for that matter — now you can bring a little piece of the “Jersey Shore” home. Thankfully, we don’t mean by way the way of crabs, but rather MTV.com’s three new “Jersey Shore” talking pens that can be your…

By: Stefanie Blejec / October 15, 2011

The Good, The Bad & The WTF: “Jersey Shore” Clubs At Three Clubs, Fights Three Fights

“Being kicked out of the club? Meatball problems! Burning your cooca in the Jacuzzi? Meatball problems!” When Toys ‘R Us makes a Snooki doll, this is what I want mine to say. Yes, on last night’s episode of “Jersey Shore,” Snooki and Deena got in an ice-cube throwing fight (!) at a club and got…

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 14, 2011

Suck On The Situation’s Designer Lollipop

October 15th will be an historic day in the world of misguided celebrity merchandise as it marks the “unveiling” of The Situation’s couture lollipop. Yes, oh, yes, The Situation collaborated with the Sugar Factory to create this bejeweled, Italian treat for your sucking pleasure. Pair the pop with a shot of Devotion vodka to enhance…

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 12, 2011

Joe Jonas Does A Mean “Jersey Shore” Impersonation

Squeaky-clean teen idol Joe Jonas is the last person we’d expect to have a dead on Situation impersonation. But when he visited Wendy Williams’ show and they reenacted a drunk conversation between Sitch and Snooki — in costume! — I got the same creepy crawlies as I do with Mr. Michael Sorrentino himself. Definitely watch thi…

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 8, 2011

The Good, The Bad, & The WTF: The Situation Teaches Snooki A Lesson

Oh, Mike. You’re such a creep. On last night’s episode of “Jersey Shore,” Mike tries to teach Snooki a lesson (his choice of words) by spreading the rumor that he or his friend called Jionni to tattletale about their alleged hookup. It’s hard to say whether doing that, or letting Snooki think he did that,…

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 7, 2011

The Situation’s Got A Really Tacky Tuxedo Situation

Wondering what your high school boyfriend’s going to be wearing to Prom this year? Look no further than Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino’s new line of tuxedos, FLOW Formalwear. Goes great with your boyfriend’s bitchin’ Camaro and his enviable economy-size tin of Dep hair gel. In case you’re clamoring for more fine styles of The Sitch’…

By: Julie Gerstein / October 7, 2011

The Good, The Bad & The WTF: Snooki Has A Sammi Moment On “Jersey Shore”

In last night’s episode of “Jersey Shore,” Snooki learned some harsh truths about life. Namely, if you pull your dress up and show everyone your vagina in the club, your boyfriend will be angry at you. It’s a lesson we all must learn sooner or later, I suppose.

After the jump, the good,…

By: Jessica Wakeman / September 30, 2011

The Good, The Bad, The WTF: A Meatball Fight On “Jersey Shore”

Well. I do not like this Snooki/Jionni relationship one bit. Who dares call Snooki a “bitch” and say she’s embarrassing? Like that’s a bad thing? Of course she’s embarrassing! She’s Snooki. And I kinda love how the roommates all closed ranks to get her to realize that Jionni is a putz that doesn’t deserve her.

By: Jessica Wakeman / September 9, 2011

The Good, The Bad & The WTF: “Jersey Shore,” After The Violence

When we last left off with “Jersey Shore,” Ronnie and Mike got into a screaming match about Ron’s on-again, off-again girlfriend Sammi and Ronnie beat Mike to a pulp, sending him to the hospital. At least, that’s what it looked like thanks to MTV’s editing. It’s true that Mike and Ronnie — whom I will…

By: Jessica Wakeman / September 2, 2011

The Good, The Bad & The WTF: Ronnie Pummels Mike On “Jersey Shore”

There’s always arguing on “Jersey Shore.” Sammi and Ronnie. Deena and Vinny. Snooki and The Situation. But last night, though, there was an actual fight between Ronnie and The Situation: screaming, fist throwing, and more testosterone than a monster truck show.

The Situation is either one brave mo-fo or a complete idiot, because…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 26, 2011
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