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Meet Fernanda Rocha, The New Lesbian Housewife On “The Real Housewives Of Orange County”

They’re ba-aaaaaa-ck! “The Real Housewives of Orange County” is returning on Sunday, March 6, and this season looks just as bleached-blonde and silicone-stuffed as the ones of yore. There are bikini modeling shoots. There’s lesbian cast member, Fernanda Rocha. Let’s meet her, after the jump! Keep reading »

Shun, Shag, Or Marry: The Real Husbands of Orange County

It’s not easy being a real husband of Orange County. Not only do they have to maintain the lifestyles of their image-obsessed wives, they have to do it on national television. Let’s take a look at which one we’d shun, shag, and marry. Keep reading »

Did Tamra Barney Switch Mothers On “The Real Housewives”?

Yesterday, I worked from home and caught a few minutes of a “Real Housewives of Orange County” marathon. Bravo took it all the way back to season three. The episode I glimpsed was the one in which Tamra Barney celebrated her 40th birthday on a yacht. I wasn’t intrigued by the diamond Rolex that Simon bought her, nor the revelation that she had a “tramp stamp.” What really caught my eye was the wrinkled mess that was Tamra’s mother. I thought: “That’s not the same woman who was counseling Tamra on her marriage this season.” Tamra appeared to have switched out her older-looking mom for a younger one. So, I literally spent hours online looking for video footage of her mother from season three to compare with the mother from this season. Thanks, Bravo for not putting a clip of the party on your website. My investigative research was in vain, though, because I didn’t find what I was looking for. I did, however, come across a season four clip in which Tamra’s mom had a facelift and then thought: “It all makes sense now.” Too bad I can’t get my wasted hours back. Oh well, that’s the internet for you. Keep reading »

Tamra And Simon Of “The Real Housewives Of Orange County” Are Dunzo

On last night’s episode of “The Real Housewives Of Orange County“—which, face it, you weren’t watching because you were occupado with “Jersey Shore“—Tamra and Simon’s marital problems seemed to hit a fever pitch. Funny (OK, completely wrong word) that the episode should air the very week that Simon actually files for divorce. While on the show, Tamra talks about how she and Simon have grown apart over a fight with Tamra’s oldest, jail-bound son, the divorce papers tell a very different story. The papers say that Tamra “has been verbally abusive and has committed acts of disloyalty and infidelity.” Back the truck up! Really? Tamra? Just please tell me she didn’t get busy with Slade Smiley, who seems to have a Housewife fetish. Apparently, Tamra moved out of her house earlier this week and is now living in an apartment. [NY Daily News] Keep reading »

“Real Housewife” Lynne Curtin Gets Even More Loopy

Lynne Curtin is my second favorite cast member on “The Real Housewives of Orange County,” probably because she doesn’t take herself or anything seriously. Last season, I kept wondering what made her so loopy and lackadaisical. This season, the mystery was narrowed down a bit. When she appeared on Bravo’s “Watch What Happens Live,” programming executive and host Andy Cohen asked her if rumors of her mushroom habit were true. Lynne said they weren’t. But on last night’s episode, she took pain medications after having a face lift and seemed her normal self. (You can see all the weird moments in the video above.) The other cast members blamed her crazy, airhead moments on the meds, yet she was enamored by the possibility of wild mushrooms growing in the Florida Everglades. That seemed strange to me, and I suspect she’s on some feel-good stuff regularly, even when she hasn’t had surgery. What are your thoughts on Lynne’s far-out demeanor? Keep reading »

“The Real Housewives Of Orange County” Finally Gets Interesting In The Fifth Season

Although “The Real Housewives of Orange County” was the first in the franchise, the show has been like an annoying stepsister since “The Real Housewives of New York City” premiered, because the O.C. women only seem to shop, booze, and complain. However, that all seems to change in the upcoming fifth season. Keep reading »

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