the real housewives of orange county

“RHOC” Douche Brooks Ayers Lied About Cancer Treatments, Hospital Says

Did you guys watch this most recent season of “The Real Housewives of Orange County”? Because if you didn’t, you missed out and you should DVR that shit immediately, because it was the best season with Vicki Gunvalson’s newest face. See, the bulk of the season centered around Vicky and her boyfriend Brooks Ayers, who the rest… More »


Meet Fernanda Rocha, The New Lesbian Housewife On “The Real Housewives Of Orange County”


Shun, Shag, Or Marry: The Real Husbands of Orange County

It’s not easy being a real husband of Orange County. Not only do they have to maintain the lifestyles of their image-obsessed wives, they have to do it on national television. Let’s take a look at which one we’d shun, shag, and marry. … More »


Did Tamra Barney Switch Mothers On “The Real Housewives”?

Yesterday, I worked from home and caught a few minutes of a “Real Housewives of Orange County” marathon. Bravo took it all the way back to season three. The episode I glimpsed was the one in which Tamra Barney celebrated her 40th birthday on a yacht. I wasn’t intrigued by the diamond Rolex that Simon… More »


Tamra And Simon Of “The Real Housewives Of Orange County” Are Dunzo

On last night’s episode of “The Real Housewives Of Orange County“—which, face it, you weren’t watching because you were occupado with “Jersey Shore“—Tamra and Simon’s marital problems seemed to hit a fever pitch. Funny (OK, completely wrong word) that the episode should air the very week that Simon actually files for divorce. While on the… More »


“Real Housewife” Lynne Curtin Gets Even More Loopy

Lynne Curtin is my second favorite cast member on “The Real Housewives of Orange County,” probably because she doesn’t take herself or anything seriously. Last season, I kept wondering what made her so loopy and lackadaisical. This season, the mystery was narrowed down a bit. When she appeared on Bravo’s “Watch What HappensMore »


“The Real Housewives Of Orange County” Finally Gets Interesting In The Fifth Season

Although “The Real Housewives of Orange County” was the first in the franchise, the show has been like an annoying stepsister since “The Real Housewives of New York City” premiered, because the O.C. women only seem to shop, booze, and complain. However, that all seems to change in the upcoming fifth season. … More »


“Real Housewife” Gretchen Rossi Is A Millionairess

On “The Real Housewives of Orange County,” Gretchen Rossi played the part of resident gold digger. Squired around town by her way-older-than-her auto-exec fiancé Jeff Beitzel, Rossi cooed over the big diamonds that he bought her, but she made it clear to the other cast members that being included in his will didn’t matter to… More »


Sugar Ray Loves Cougars

Mark McGrath and his band Sugar Ray are really into cougars. So much so, that they’ve named their latest album Music for Cougars. While I’m slightly offended that they’re targeting such a specific demographic (oh, and I normally want to vom in my mouth upon hearing the term ‘cougar’), McGrath and his buddies are totally… More »


New Housewife Coming To Orange County

Real Housewife replacement checklist: Dyed Blonde hair? Check! Fake boobies? Check! Paralyzed facial muscles? Check! Huge bank account? Double check! That’s right, the producers of “The Real Housewives of Orange County” have cast a new blonde bombshell for the show’s fifth season. Since original cast member Lauri Waring Peterson will not be returning, they needed… More »


Gretchen Rossi And Slade Smiley Are Really Dating

A few weeks ago, we told you “Real Housewives of Orange County” stars Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley were secretly hooking up. Well, now there’s photographic evidence. Slade and Gretchen are not only kissing in some of the shots, but he’s also checking out her butt while holding her at arms length. Gretchen, of course,… More »


Another “Real Housewives” Arrest And A Few More Rap Sheets

The talent of “The Real Housewives of New York” seem like the classiest and most sophisticated of the housewives bunch. I mean, LuAnn deLesseps is writing a book on etiquette and Alex McCord’s sons speak like 15 languages. Plus, the women are actually immersed in New York’s high society. But that doesn’t mean they don’t… More »


Embrace Your Love Of “The Real Housewives”

Elizabeth Hayt over at The Daily Beast describes Bravo’s “Real Housewives” franchise as a “post-feminist nightmare that preys on women’s shallowest, least-attractive qualities” in her article, “Wives Gone Wild.” But she, like the rest of America, can’t stop watching. Here’s why you should embrace your love of these women, even though they exhibit the worst… More »


A “Real Housewives Of Orange County” Arrest And Secret Hookup

Even though cameras have stopped taping, the drama surrounding the people of “The Real Housewives of Orange County” continues.

Slade Smiley, who was shacked up with Jo De La Rosa on previous seasons of “The Real Housewives of Orange County” and tried to help Jo find lasting love on “Date My Ex,” was… More »


The Atlanta Housewives Put The NYC And OC Housewives To Shame!

Instead of enjoying the season premiere episode of “The Real Housewives of New York City” last night, I just kept thinking about how much I missed the Atlanta housewives. The New York housewives, and Orange County for that matter, have nothing on those ladies. Let’s face it, “Atlanta” brought the drama in its first season… More »


Quickies!: Mars Is The New Celeb Kid On The Block, Stay Youthful Like Demi Moore

Bronx Mogli has been dethroned. Mars Merkaba, Erykah Badu’s newborn, now has the strangest celebrity baby name. [Dlisted]
Lynne from “The Real Housewives of Orange County” is dumb as a box of white rice. Not only is she not sure there’s air conditioning in her home, but she also thinks horseradish comes from little ponies. More »


The Boob Tube: Hot Weekend TV For January 31st-February 1st 2009

Saturday

“Big Love” on HBO2 at 9 am
“Down to You” on MTV at 9 am
“Bonneville” on Showtime at 9 am
“Fashion Police: 2009 SAG Awards” on E! at 11 am … More »


The Boob Tube: What’s On TV Christmas Day 2008 And Beyond

Christmas Day

“Cold Case Files” on A&E from 9 am to 8 pm
“Top Chef: New York” on Bravo from 9 am to 1:30 pm
“Toys We Grew Up With” on HGTV at 9 am … More »


In Defense Of A Semi-Real Semi-Housewife

A New York Post TV critic has a real problem with the women on Bravo’s “The Real Housewives of Orange County.” But we think Linda Stasi, the critic, should cut these women some slack, especially Gretchen Rossi. After all, we really can’t expect much from these saline/silicon-inflated women. I’ll make my case, after… More »