Quickies: Heidi Montag Accuses “Hills” Creator Of Sexual Assault & Working At Abercrombie Sucks

  • Just when you thought Heidi Montag had reached the pinnacle of her attention-scheming, she accuses Adam Divello, creator of “The Hills,” of touching her inappropriately. (Ignore my snarky tone if this turns out to be true.) [ONTD]
  • Zoe Saldana has some demands if she returns for “Avatar 2.” [Starpulse]
  • Mario Lopez is today’s jerk. He reportedly convinced his girlfriend to not only lose weight, but also to get her boobs done. [F-Listed]

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Quotable: Heidi Montag Plans Post-”Hills” Career With 3-D Breasts

“I’m so excited ‘The Hills’ is finally over and I can now become a full time motion picture actress. [...] I am making the first 3-D beach comedy about a shark that attacks a small beach town and I save the day with my 3-D boobs,” Montag says. “I’ve even written a role for Dolly Parton to play the town mayor! [...] I’m now finally free to start my career and my new life as female mogul in Hollywood!”

— Heidi Montag explains to People magazine what her career plans are now that her show “The Hills” is coming to an end [via People] Continue reading

Heidi Montag Does Yoga


Here’s the thing. I’m on Team Heidi. I like Heidi Montag. I’ve been watching her since the early days of “The Hills,” when she had a whole different face, she was Lauren’s BFF, and she was a newbie to the Hollywood scene. She was relatable — but she had a kind of cruel streak, like when she dumped her boyfriend for no reason other than she seemed to feel like it. This video? I don’t know. It’s just weird. I’ve done a lot yoga, but never have I done yoga like this. Heidi and her yoga instructor (?) strike a series of awkward poses, and Heidi evidences everything you’re not supposed to do in yoga. She seems more worried one of her implants is about to burst than getting into the yoga mindset. I always wonder what the deal is with stuff like this and her. You have to imagine that perhaps it’s Spencer behind the camera, shooting the weird-doll woman that (I suspect) he has pressured Heidi to turn herself into. In any case, it’s just sad. Right? [The Superficial] Continue reading

Lauren Conrad Wants To Give You Fashion Advice

When Lauren Conrad became a writer we could feel the collective cringe from the literary community. But now she’s mixed her writing talents with fashion sense, as the reality TV star plans to tell the world her style secrets. This makes more sense to us. After all, the girl can dress. By fall of 2010, you too can look just like her after reading Lauren Conrad Style. “I think fashion should be fun and reflective of who you are,” said Lauren. “When you wear clothes you feel good in, it shows in everything you do. I know this guide will offer simple, practical tips to help anyone look fabulous.” Uh-huh. In between the pages, she’ll share the tricks to dressing just like her as well as never-seen-before shots. What do you think? Will you take fashion advice from Lauren and purchase her book? [People] Keep reading »

If Holly Montag Has A Drinking Problem, Then So Do I!


On last night’s episode of “The Hills” there was a totally laughable subplot involving Speidi staging an intervention for Heidi‘s younger older sister, Holly. Holly, you see, had a couple of shots at a party, spent a few minutes talking to Brent Bolthouse about art (oh noes!), and then did the robot. These three things, apparently, are evidence of rampant alcoholism. Somebody get Ken Seeley on the phone! But seriously, far more problematic, in my opinion? Spencer‘s cowboy hat. Also, maybe Speidi’s time would have been better used counseling his sister Stephanie, who was busted for a DUI last weekend. Keep reading »