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The Boob Tube: Hot Weekend TV For May 30th-31st 2009

Saturday

  • “Top Chef” marathon on Bravo, starting at 8 am
  • “The Hills” marathon on MTV, starting at 7 am
  • “Fashion Show” on Bravo, 12-2 pm
  • “Make Me a Supermodel” on Bravo, 2-4 pm
  • “America’s Next Top Model” on Oxygen, starting at 2 pm
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    Quickies!: T.I. Heads To Prison For Gun Charges

  • After giving his farewell concert in Atlanta on Sunday, T.I. headed to Arkansas to begin his one-year prison sentence. He pleaded guilty to weapon charges last year, when he announced: “I’d like to thank God for blessing me with a second chance in life and success.” [Perez] — We’d like to thank god that T.I. no longer has machine guns.
  • Lauren Conrad has announced that she is leaving “The Hills.” To fill the void, Kristin Cavallari will be joining the cast next season. [Pop Sugar] — If only Spencer would follow in Lauren’s footsteps…
  • Mike Tyson’s 4 year-old daughter, Exodus, is on life support after being strangled by a treadmill cable. [People] — And this is why I don’t work out.
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    Kristin Cavallari Heads For “The Hills”: Where’s She Been For The Past Five Years?

    Kristin Cavallari is back! This morning, we learned that the “Laguna Beach” mean girl will be replacing Lauren Conrad as the star of “The Hills.” Dang, we knew her media disappearance over the past few years was too good to be true. The 22-year-old will show up on the May 31st season finale of “The Hills” where she’ll catch the bouquet at Heidi and Spencer’s wedding. Geez, I’d rather catch a live grenade. Keep reading »

    Heidi & Spencer: We Look Back On All Their Breakups

    Five months after eloping in Mexico—post-pitchers of margaritas, natch—Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt of “The Hills” are making their marriage official in a ceremony in Pasadena on Saturday. [People] — As a present for the infamously douchey duo, let’s look back at the times they broke up. Keep reading »

    The 16th Minute Of Fame: Audrina Patridge Leaves “The Hills” For New Spin-off Show

    “Laguna Beach” begot “The Hills” which begot “The City” and Brody Jenner’s “Bromance.” What’s left? Audrina Patridge is leaving the cast of “The Hills” to star in her own spin-off series, produced by “Survivor” exec producer Mark Burnett, because apparently there weren’t enough bastard TV shows already. What’ll they call this one? “The Valley?” “The Vapid?” After the jump, we imagine the new show.

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    “The Hills” Are Alive With the Sound of Drama

    Just when I had convinced myself that I actually enjoyed the first season of MTV’s “The City,” Lauren, Heidi, Spencer, Audrina, and the rest of “The Hills” crew are back, like the back-stabbing best friends I never had. The season premiere featured a tearful Heidi and Lauren reunion, and Spencer beating up a kid who dared to tell Heidi he saw Spencer hitting on a female bartender. And what’s this I see on the season teaser…? Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Lindsay Lohan In Tears After Fight With Samantha Ronson

  • Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson can’t seem to stop fighting. The two got into an argument at a London nightclub. Shortly after the fight, Lindsay walked out in tears. Wonder what the fight was about ladies? [Perez Hilton]
  • Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson just got back together, but the two have been discussing having children. Kate wants a sibling for her son, Ryder. If Owen can’t commit, this fatherhood thing may not be the best idea for him. [Your Tango]
  • Jenny McCarthy dishes on her relationship with boyfriend Jim Carrey, in the new issue of Michigan Avenue. McCarthy said she definitely doesn’t want to get married again. [Popeater]
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    The Most Exciting Moments Of “The Hills,” Season Five

    Season Five (probably the last) of “The Hills” starts soon and MTV has released a preview clip. Undoubtedly, these two minutes and 24 seconds are the most exciting moments of the entire season, so watch them now so you don’t have to waste time actually viewing the show! But a couple things to point out — that psychic at the beginning clearly reads Us Weekly, that’s how she knows so much about Lauren. Also, did Brody lose weight? And lastly, have Spencer and Heidi been photographed together lately? Maybe they really do break up… Keep reading »

    Quickies!: Adriana Lima Got Hitched And Penile Fractures Hurt

  • Adriana Lima, the Victoria’s Secret model who claimed to be a virgin for years, got married to Memphis Grizzly basketball player Marko Jaric over Valentine’s Day weekend. Guess she lost her V-card. [Modelinia]
  • Jennifer Aniston said she’s “very happy” with John Mayer. But something tells us she’ll never be as happy with him as he is with himself. [UsMagazine.com]
  • Evan Rachel Wood will star in another big production this summer — a regional theater production of “Romeo and Juliet” starring her father and directed by her brother. [Perez Hilton]
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    Star Couplings: Bear Grylls Jumps On The Crazy Celebrity Baby Name Train

  • “Man Vs. Wild”‘s Bear Grylls named his baby son Huckleberry. After the fictional character I assume and not the actual berry. [DListed]
  • Amanda Bynes dumped Doug Reinhardt, that tool from “The Hills” who used to date Lauren Conrad. [Us Weekly]
  • Are Salma Hayek and her French baby daddy together or not? [Pop Sugar]
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