Isn’t it funny how some things never change? Stephen Colletti is one of those things. He still chews gum like a lazy, chill surfer bro, he still talks in broken slang, and he still looks like he’s 14. An adorable, sexy 14, but still…he’s 23. Anyway, Stephen tooks LC to dinner and they exchanged a lot of knowing looks, memories of Laguna Beach, and the usual “you’ll always be such a good friend”-nonsense. I have a feeling Stephen needed a job after his meal ticket, Hayden Panettiere, dumped him. But still, he’s fine to look at! Clip above! Keep reading »
Sure, Rolling Stone is supposed to be a music magazine, but who cares? So. Excited. To. Read. This. Article. [Us Weekly] Keep reading »
If there was ever any question why Justin Bobby could invoke such loin burning despite an overwhelming douchiness, it was eradicated last night. Returning to The Hills, undoubtedly because his 15 minutes were up, JB made the usual, wink-and-smile sexy impression. God help, Audrina, God help us all! Keep reading »
Speaking of plastic surgery — which is currently a forum topic on The Frisky — Heidi Montag, who has had a nose job, breast implants, and lip fillers, supposedly wants butt implants. She thinks her butt is too flat and she wants to have a rump like Jessica Biel. Next up, feet like Halle Berry, ears like Nicole Kidman, and a vagina like Julia Roberts’. [Just Jared] Keep reading »
Something weird happened last night. I found myself feeling sorry for Spencer as I watched The Hills. Heidi was out on a totally contrived girls night out (GNO!), when Spence showed up by himself at the club and proceeded to get himself a drink and chat with people — including women. Heidi freaked out about him taking shots with these chicks and then went off on him flirting and acting like he wanted to see other people. Spencer maintained he did nothing wrong. And I kind of sort of agree. Ack! First of all, Heidi basically broke up with Spencer, because last I checked, when you make your boyfriend move out of the apartment you share together (which he found, by the way), you’re kind of breaking up with him. So while it was super annoying of Spencer to show up at the club where he knew Heidi’s big GNO was taking place, chit-chatting with people, even women, is not cheating. Shoot, I go out and chat with dudes all the time when my feef isn’t around, and I know he’s doing the same, and you know what? I don’t care. Because it’s just talking. Also, we live together and I didn’t kick his butt to the curb like some people. Keep reading »
Justin Bobby, you have since cut your hair, and you haven’t made an appearance on the bonus episode of The Hills (but by the look of next week’s preview, you will be!), but don’t think we have forgotten your dumb hotness. It’s especially hard to forget you when you pop up in The New York Times. It seems you are now modeling in ads for the Orthodox men’s clothing line. The other models look just as dumb, but don’t worry, they are nowhere near as hot as you. The perfect combo of Johnny Depp, Eddie Vedder, and the gross director of Brown Bunny is one in a million. [NY Times: The Moment Blog] Keep reading »
Whoa. Just last night while we were watching The Hills and thinking, “Lauren Conrad has such pretty hair. She probably has a stylist do it before the cameras turn on, but still. Even when she’s hungover after a long night fighting at Area with Brody, she still looks fab as she sits and doesn’t work at Teen Vogue.” College Fashion Blog has read our mind and has a How To Guide to Lauren’s many hairstyles. Now if only we didn’t find flat ironing our hair so effing boring. [College Fashion Blog] Keep reading »
You can laugh at this statement, but there’s a lot to be learned from The Hills about dating and family etiquette. For example:
Heidi and Lauren stopped being friends because Lauren hated Heidi’s boyfriend, an all-too-familiar incident in many women’s real lives. Question posed: Should you stick by a friend whose boyfriend hates your guts and vice versa?
Heidi and Audrina stopped being friends when Audrina had to choose sides. Question posed: Do you have to choose sides in a girl fight?
Spencer and Brody’s long friendship broke up because Brody remained pals with Lauren. Question posed: Are guys as immature as girls when it comes to the whole “your enemy is my enemy” nonsense?
Spencer’s sister Stephanie initially hated Lauren because of her brother’s war with Lauren. Question posed: Does blood loyalty mean you have to get involved in petty disputes?
Stephanie is now friends with both Heidi and Lauren, much to Heidi and Spencer’s chagrin. Question posed: Are you a traitor if you don’t think blood is thicker than water in the shallow pools of Hollywood?
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