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More Life Lessons From The Hills

I think we all know by now that The Hills is a semi-scripted reality TV show. Yes, the people are real. Yes, the cameras follow them through the course of their real life. But MTV also creates a storyline and manipulates the real life goings on to meet their storyline’s needs. This season, the story centered around “feminist hero” Heidi, as she took time away from her douchebag boyfriend Spencer so she could focus on herself and her career. On last night’s season finale, MTV basically told the viewers that Heidi had a decision to make between two very different choices — focus solely on her career as a event planner for Brent Bolthouse Productions in Las Vegas or go home with Spencer without even giving her boss notice. Guess which she chose?
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Stylehiving: Whitney Port’s Got Style

Whitney Port, from The Hills, manages to infuse even the most daring items with sleek femininity and sophistication for a unique sense of style. Whitney loves to mix it up by playing with the unexpected and not being afraid to try a range of looks, from demure and dainty to scandalous and sexy. She’s a big fan of adding offbeat elements, like a rare vintage top or statement-making accessories; to showcase her utterly unique sense of style that is so effortless. Keep reading »

Heidi Montag Continues To Run Her Mouth On Letterman

Heidi Montag went on David Letterman last night and totally gave her side of the story on the whole Lauren Conrad sex tape thingy. Strangely, suddenly we kind of believe her! She comes off as weirdly well-spoken and eloquent for being such a dumb-dumb in actuality. Anyway, too bad she showed up wearing the most horrendous outfit ever made. A negligee dress and gold shoes? Girl, put it away. Keep reading »

ZOMG! Spencer And Heidi Confirm Those Sex Tape Rumors

Remember how there was all that drama over Lauren Conrad having a sex tape with her ex-boyfriend? And how she thought Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt spread “that sick little rumor”? Well Heidi and Spencer went on The Tyra Show and once again confirmed that there is a sex tape, but that they didn’t tell the press — that Lauren’s ex-boyfriend leaked it when he tried to sell the tape to a distributor. Oooh dang. I, for one, think there probably is a sex tape, but I think it’s far more likely that the evil duo spread the rumor. Because, I mean, they won’t shut up about it. Keep reading »

Romance On TV: Lauren And Stephen Make Bedroom Eyes, But Not Much Else

Isn’t it funny how some things never change? Stephen Colletti is one of those things. He still chews gum like a lazy, chill surfer bro, he still talks in broken slang, and he still looks like he’s 14. An adorable, sexy 14, but still…he’s 23. Anyway, Stephen tooks LC to dinner and they exchanged a lot of knowing looks, memories of Laguna Beach, and the usual “you’ll always be such a good friend”-nonsense. I have a feeling Stephen needed a job after his meal ticket, Hayden Panettiere, dumped him. But still, he’s fine to look at! Clip above! Keep reading »

The Hills Girls Put The Claws Away And Pose For Rolling Stone

Sure, Rolling Stone is supposed to be a music magazine, but who cares? So. Excited. To. Read. This. Article. [Us Weekly] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Amy Winehouse Stays Faithful To Blake Incarcerated

  • Amy Winehouse says she is not cheating on her husband Blake Incarcerated. You should be, sweetie. [Perez Hilton]
  • Despite the amazing presense of Stephen Colletti on The Hills last night, Lauren Conrad is actually dating a minor league baseball player named Doug Reinhardt, whose sister, Casey, was featured on Season 2 of Laguna Beach. She was the one that no one liked. Also, their father invented the frozen burrito. [Oh No They Didn't]
  • Kathy Griffin and her mega-billionaire Apple boyfriend have broken up. Ta-ta mega-billions! [DListed]
  • Jason Segal’s peen is getting him some action. The Forgetting Sarah Marshall star was seen making out with a soap opera actress at a club this week. [Page Six]
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    Romance On TV: Justin Bobby Knows The Hills Is Sexless Without Him

    If there was ever any question why Justin Bobby could invoke such loin burning despite an overwhelming douchiness, it was eradicated last night. Returning to The Hills, undoubtedly because his 15 minutes were up, JB made the usual, wink-and-smile sexy impression. God help, Audrina, God help us all! Keep reading »

    Heidi Montag Likes Big Butts

    Speaking of plastic surgery — which is currently a forum topic on The Frisky — Heidi Montag, who has had a nose job, breast implants, and lip fillers, supposedly wants butt implants. She thinks her butt is too flat and she wants to have a rump like Jessica Biel. Next up, feet like Halle Berry, ears like Nicole Kidman, and a vagina like Julia Roberts’. [Just Jared] Keep reading »

    Romance On TV: The Hills’ Spencer Tugs At Our Heart Strings

    Something weird happened last night. I found myself feeling sorry for Spencer as I watched The Hills. Heidi was out on a totally contrived girls night out (GNO!), when Spence showed up by himself at the club and proceeded to get himself a drink and chat with people — including women. Heidi freaked out about him taking shots with these chicks and then went off on him flirting and acting like he wanted to see other people. Spencer maintained he did nothing wrong. And I kind of sort of agree. Ack! First of all, Heidi basically broke up with Spencer, because last I checked, when you make your boyfriend move out of the apartment you share together (which he found, by the way), you’re kind of breaking up with him. So while it was super annoying of Spencer to show up at the club where he knew Heidi’s big GNO was taking place, chit-chatting with people, even women, is not cheating. Shoot, I go out and chat with dudes all the time when my feef isn’t around, and I know he’s doing the same, and you know what? I don’t care. Because it’s just talking. Also, we live together and I didn’t kick his butt to the curb like some people. Keep reading »

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