Isn’t it funny how some things never change? Stephen Colletti is one of those things. He still chews gum like a lazy, chill surfer bro, he still talks in broken slang, and he still looks like he’s 14. An adorable, sexy 14, but still…he’s 23. Anyway, Stephen tooks LC to dinner and they exchanged a lot of knowing looks, memories of Laguna Beach, and the usual “you’ll always be such a good friend”-nonsense. I have a feeling Stephen needed a job after his meal ticket, Hayden Panettiere, dumped him. But still, he’s fine to look at! Clip above! Keep reading »
Tag Archives: the hills
The Hills Girls Put The Claws Away And Pose For Rolling Stone
Sure, Rolling Stone is supposed to be a music magazine, but who cares? So. Excited. To. Read. This. Article. [Us Weekly] Keep reading »
Star Couplings: Amy Winehouse Stays Faithful To Blake Incarcerated
Romance On TV: Justin Bobby Knows The Hills Is Sexless Without Him
If there was ever any question why Justin Bobby could invoke such loin burning despite an overwhelming douchiness, it was eradicated last night. Returning to The Hills, undoubtedly because his 15 minutes were up, JB made the usual, wink-and-smile sexy impression. God help, Audrina, God help us all! Keep reading »
Heidi Montag Likes Big Butts
Speaking of plastic surgery — which is currently a forum topic on The Frisky — Heidi Montag, who has had a nose job, breast implants, and lip fillers, supposedly wants butt implants. She thinks her butt is too flat and she wants to have a rump like Jessica Biel. Next up, feet like Halle Berry, ears like Nicole Kidman, and a vagina like Julia Roberts’. [Just Jared] Keep reading »
Romance On TV: The Hills’ Spencer Tugs At Our Heart Strings
Something weird happened last night. I found myself feeling sorry for Spencer as I watched The Hills. Heidi was out on a totally contrived girls night out (GNO!), when Spence showed up by himself at the club and proceeded to get himself a drink and chat with people — including women. Heidi freaked out about him taking shots with these chicks and then went off on him flirting and acting like he wanted to see other people. Spencer maintained he did nothing wrong. And I kind of sort of agree. Ack! First of all, Heidi basically broke up with Spencer, because last I checked, when you make your boyfriend move out of the apartment you share together (which he found, by the way), you’re kind of breaking up with him. So while it was super annoying of Spencer to show up at the club where he knew Heidi’s big GNO was taking place, chit-chatting with people, even women, is not cheating. Shoot, I go out and chat with dudes all the time when my feef isn’t around, and I know he’s doing the same, and you know what? I don’t care. Because it’s just talking. Also, we live together and I didn’t kick his butt to the curb like some people. Keep reading »
The Daily Hotness: Justin Bobby
Justin Bobby, you have since cut your hair, and you haven’t made an appearance on the bonus episode of The Hills (but by the look of next week’s preview, you will be!), but don’t think we have forgotten your dumb hotness. It’s especially hard to forget you when you pop up in The New York Times. It seems you are now modeling in ads for the Orthodox men’s clothing line. The other models look just as dumb, but don’t worry, they are nowhere near as hot as you. The perfect combo of Johnny Depp, Eddie Vedder, and the gross director of Brown Bunny is one in a million. [NY Times: The Moment Blog] Keep reading »
Star Couplings: Faith Hill Must Be Pregnant Because Who Would Wear THAT?
Lauren Conrad’s Hair Can Be Yours…If You Have Hours Of Free Time
Whoa. Just last night while we were watching The Hills and thinking, “Lauren Conrad has such pretty hair. She probably has a stylist do it before the cameras turn on, but still. Even when she’s hungover after a long night fighting at Area with Brody, she still looks fab as she sits and doesn’t work at Teen Vogue.” College Fashion Blog has read our mind and has a How To Guide to Lauren’s many hairstyles. Now if only we didn’t find flat ironing our hair so effing boring. [College Fashion Blog] Keep reading »
The Hills’ Lessons On Life, Love, and Family
You can laugh at this statement, but there’s a lot to be learned from The Hills about dating and family etiquette. For example:
