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“The Hills” Producers Wanted Spencer To Leave Heidi At The Altar

  • “The Hills” producers wanted Spencer Pratt to leave Heidi Montag at the altar. “I’m like, ‘There are people that flew here. Heidi’s dad will choke me to death,” Spencer recalled. Maybe Heidi and Spencer are human after all! Reality TV producers are still scum, though.  [US Weekly]
  • Dylan Farrow speaks out again about the blacklash to her New York Times op-ed about sexual abuse allegations against her father, Woody Allen. [People]
  • Amy Adams began sobbing while filming “Inside The Actors Studio” when James Lipton asked her about working with Philip Seymour Hoffman, with whom she filmed “Doubt” and “The Master.” Cate Blanchett has also cancelled upcoming media appearances to grieve her friend. [US Weekly, US Weekly]
  • After 23 years of sobriety, Hoffman reportedly had his first drink at a 2012 wrap party for “The Master,” which is how he fell off the wagon.  [TMZ] Keep reading »

20 “Heidi & Spencer: After Shock” Revelations

"Heidi & Spencer: After Shock" Revelations
The Two-Headed Monster Has Returned!

Christmas has come early! Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are BACK, but a seemingly more humbled version of their once-egomaniacal selves. Last night, E! aired the special, “Heidi & Spencer: After Shock” (trailer above), which tells the Speidi story in the couple’s own words, including where they’ve been since they fell off the radar a couple years ago. In short, the producers of “The Hills,” which made the couple famous, convinced them to act like total dickweeds, then the fame went to their heads, they spent all of their money, tried everything to get it back, and have now realized none of it was worth it. Away from the limelight, they have realized what’s important — and that is setting the record straight by doing a special on E! and trying to improve their public image so Spencer will give Heidi a baby.  Keep reading »

This Is Spencer Pratt’s Beautimous 30th Birthday Cake

Remember little crystal monster Spencer Pratt? The “Hills” villain and his equally irrelevant wife, Heidi Montag, have faded away into obscurity, after trying so very hard to build reality TV careers. The couple is celebrating Pratt’s b-day on August 31 as any loving couple would: With a sponsored birthday party at Crazy Horse Gentleman’s Club in Las Vegas (a strip club so classy they offer a number to call for free limo rides). But in anticipation of the big day, Heidi made a very special birthday cake for Spencer, featuring some of Spencer’s favorite things. They are, in no particular order: “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,” Cool Dude Sun, soccer balls, Nintendo controllers, puppies, LEGOs, karate-chopping palm trees, and girls with big boobs. So basically, Spencer Pratt is a 12-year-old who’s really into toys. Congratulations on your husband, Heidi. [Heidi Montag]

Spencer & Heidi: Guns
These two are a great argument for gun control. Read More »
Spencer & Heidi: Doomsday
The "Hills" stars are doomsday preppers. Read More »
Spencer & Heidi: Divorce
The pair admit to faking their "divorce." Read More »

This Alternate “Hills” Ending Makes Lauren Conrad Look Kind Of Evil

"The Hills" Finale
Pink Ladies: Celeb Lipstick Looks
It was shocking, people. Shocking! Read More »
How real is "the Hills"?
Stephanie Pratt and Audrina Patridge weigh in. Read More »
"The Hills" On Jeopardy
The answer is "Who is Heidi Montag?" Read More »
"It's hard to say goodbye."

“The Hills” is long gone, but the faux reality memories live on. In this newly released alternate ending, we get a different “choose your own adventure” conclusion. This time, Brody says goodbye to Kristen and hello to Lauren. And Lauren? She smiles and laughs in a kind of evil way. It’s possible that this was actually the intended final message — Lauren Conrad is a bitch you just don’t wanna mess with? What do you think? Which ending do you prefer? [MTV]

Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt Are The Best Argument For Gun Control

Speidi Ready For Doomsday
Because nothing says "it's the end of the world" like Speidi. Read More »
Speidi's Fake Divorce
The "Hills" couple faked splitting up -- to get a TV show. Read More »
Speidi Frolics!
They're not getting divorced after all, rawrrrrr! Read More »

Remember Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, the hydra-headed beast that terrorized Lauren Conrad, Brody Jenner and America during the mid-oughts via their appearances on “The Hills” and “I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here”? Well, guess what? Despite going broke after spending all their money on crystals, plastic surgery and pre-Mayan Apocalypse tomfoolery (really), these two jackals are back. With guns. The now-bankrupt pair say that they keep guns in their California home in order to protect themselves from crazy fans that may break in. Which, HAHA, Speidi fans. The pair were recently featured in a UK documentary, appropriately titled “Speidi: Scandal, Secrets And Surgery,” where they bragged about their well-stocked gun room.

“I didn’t feel safe especially with crazed fans and stalkers out there but if somebody broke into our home, this is the only thing that could actually save my life,” said Heidi, while Spencer boasted that though England was an “amazing country,” his gun arsenal was proof of  “the amazing laws in America.”

The pair are set to appear on a second season of the UK’s “I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here,” because the British have apparently not reached their Speidi quota. Okay, what’s going on over in England? [Daily Mail UK]

Bad News: “The Hills” Was Fake, Everyone

Reality Drug Problems
reality tv stars drug problems
8 reality stars with real-life drug addictions. Read More »
Snooki Formula
snooki photo
What is "the Snooki formula"? A casting agent explains. Read More »
Morning Quickies
French magazine ordered to hand over Kate's topless pics. Read More »
  • Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt say everything on “The Hills” was fake and that they really played up their roles as the villains. Really? We had no idea, guys. [Us Weekly]
  • Hanson covering Taylor Swift is like my bad musical tastes from 1998 colliding with my bad musical tastes from 2009. But still I say squeeeee! [The FW]
  • Can an open relationship be a cure for — not a cause of — jealousy? [Em & Lo]

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The “The Hills” As Art

I can’t quite tell you why, but I was pretty darn addicted to MTV’s “Laguna Beach” and “The Hills,” and, to a lesser degree, “The City.” Nothing ever actually happened on these shows and the conversations and “characters” were basically the opposite of fascinating, but maybe it was their incredible blandness that made it hard to turn away. I think I am going overboard trying to justify this particular  habit — I just like TV that temporarily lobotomizes me. Artist Karin Bubas is probably on my wavelength, because she’s created these portraits of “The Hills” stars at their most, um, poignant. I kind of dig the soft focus glow of them — they remind me of the ’80s Sweet Valley High book covers. I’m not saying I’m planning on buying one, but if someone gave me the drawing of Lauren with the single mascara-tainted tear stain on her cheek, I would make a space on my wall for it. [Karin Bubas via Buzzfeed]

Evening Quickies: “The Hills” Movie Is Coming To A Theater Near You, Maybe

  • Someone in Hollywood thinks MTV’s reality show “The Hills” has big-screen blockbuster written all over it. Audrina Patridge told Ryan Seacrest’s radio show that the girls’ nixed a “Hills” movie before because “we were kind of all just so fed up with each other.” Now that they’ve had a break, though, she thinks “maybe” a movie will happen after all. Please … just … no. [US Weekly]
  • “Gilmore Girls” creator Amy Sherman-Palladino is adapting The Nanny Diaries for ABC. I hope it’s better than that terrible movie version. [TV Guide]
  • A very exciting behind-the-scenes “Mad Men” photo shows all the pointing, laughing, and Blackberry-reading that goes on while filming. [Entertainment Weekly]

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Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt Faked Their Divorce, Are Struggling With Life After Infamy

“At that point, we were pulling our last cards. We felt the hot-air balloon losing its gas. And at that stage, our income would be selling the photo that would go along with the divorce. … What we learned is: You can be too famous … We were all getting paid to be people we weren’t for so long that you stop—there’s no line. The gauge is gone. The gray area is gone … What real job—what political world—would want Spencer Pratt, with the stigma I’ve attached to my name?”

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag talk to The Daily Beast about life now that their 15 minutes of fame have fully elapsed. In the piece, Spencer fully admits that he and Heidi made themselves into villains on “The Hills” and that they faked their breakup just to get a little press. And yet, he seems to have some remorse about the whole thing. Which makes me almost feel sorry for him.

Until I read the quote after the jump. Keep reading »

Heidi Montag, Jake Pavelka & Danielle Staub Starring In A Reality Show. Like, Together.

So, Heidi Montag, Jake Pavelka, and Danielle Staub walk into a bar. No, sadly, this is not a joke. Apparently, this is a new reality TV show. The three were in Los Angeles filming the series today and were photographed around a lunch table together. We have no idea what exactly the show will be, especially considering that the only thing uniting these three is that fact that they were controversy lightening rods on “The Hills,” “The Bachelor,” and “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” respectively. Maybe they’ll team up to fight crime? Or perhaps this is a new-fangled “Three’s Company”? Or a porno? Your guess is as good as mine. But, gulp, we will be watching. [Hollywood Hiccups, Daily Mail] Keep reading »

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