the future

“Robot Ethicist” Perhaps Too Concerned About Sex Robot Takeover

Whatever — if someone wants to sex a robot, let them sex a robot. More »


The Kim Kardashian Of Today Wrote A Letter To The Kim Kardashian Of Tomorrow

“I hope Kourtney is maybe done having babies.”  Couldn’t agree more, Kim. More »


Glenn Beck Cosplays As Glenn Beck From A Bleak Future Where No One Listened To Glenn Beck

I don’t even know how I should begin trying to explain this. Glenn Beck apparently thinks he’s Laurence Olivier now or some shit, and has created this bizarre video in which he speaks from the future…to other people in the future, about how everything in the whole world went to shit after the year 2014, because people… More »


Get Your Fortune Told By Miranda July

In honor of her upcoming film, “The Future” (which I predict I will love based on the trailer), Miranda July has created an interactive web oracle wherein she divines your future via a colorful spinning wheel. While she understands that we may be super skeptical of this new form of divination, she encourages us to… More »