the force awakens

John Boyega Makes Daisey Ridley Do A Star Wars Rap And It’s Not Too Bad?

But please, let’s stop making unhip white lady celebrities rap; they’re in over their heads.

Rebecca Vipond Brink | April 5, 2016 - 5:00 pm

Mark Hamill Thinks Luke Skywalker Might Be Gay, Too

But then, what would that mean for the theories about Rey?

Rebecca Vipond Brink | March 4, 2016 - 3:00 pm

Star Wars’ John Boyega Thinks Poe And Finn Might Just Be Gay For Each Other After All

You never know what they’re going to pull, indeed. ;-D ;-D

Rebecca Vipond Brink | February 17, 2016 - 1:00 pm

Yes, Ma’am, I Would Like This Perfect, $1500 Han Solo Replica Bomber

UK retailer Matchless has fulfilled every single one of my dreams and made Star Wars costumes of all eras into real, wearable, and most importantly buyable fashion. These

Rebecca Vipond Brink | February 5, 2016 - 11:45 am

Insiders Confirm That Rey Was Excluded From Star Wars Toys Because Of Her Gender, Which Just Makes No Sense

According to an inside source at Disney, “No boy wants to be given a product with a female character on it.”

Rebecca Vipond Brink | January 21, 2016 - 1:30 pm

Victory! Rey Will Be Added To The Star Wars Monopoly Game

After yesterday’s public outcry over Rey being missing from the Star Wars: The Force Awakens-licensed Monopoly game, Hasbro has decided to start making Rey figurines for the game.

Rebecca Vipond Brink | January 6, 2016 - 12:30 pm

Hasbro’s Star Wars Monopoly Has Fans Asking: Where’s Rey?

Hasbro’s sorry excuse for excluding the film’s hero doesn’t make any sense.

Rebecca Vipond Brink | January 5, 2016 - 12:00 pm

Star Wars Is Breaking Records Because Of Its Diverse Audience

Exit surveys are indicating that Star Wars: The Force Awakens owes the many records it’s been breaking (biggest opening and fastest ever to $1 billion globally, for example) to repeat

Rebecca Vipond Brink | December 28, 2015 - 12:30 pm

Fallon And The “Star Wars” Cast Singing The Score A Cappella Defies Words

What do you even say about something like this? “Here’s an a cappella version of the ‘Star Wars’ score performed by Jimmy Fallon, The Roots, and the ‘Star Wars’ cast”

Rebecca Vipond Brink | December 16, 2015 - 9:00 am

May The Fourth Be With You! A “Star Wars” Day Roundup

NO WORDS, JUST HYPERVENTILATING AND FRANTIC HAND-CLAPPING FOR THE ABOVE “STAR WARS” TRAILER AND THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, HAN SOLO.

Ahem. Um. Sorry about that.

Rebecca Vipond Brink | May 4, 2015 - 12:30 pm