Posts tagged "the bachelorette"

“The Bachelorette” Tries — And Fails! — To Slut-Shame Kaitlyn Bristowe

Since the beginning of the season, ABC has been hyping THE MOST SCANDALOUS episode of “The Bachelorette” EVER, in which Kaitlyn Bristowe has sex with one of her male suitors and ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE. The previews showed Kaitlyn sobbing about making a terrible mistake, the implication being that her decision to have sex with one of…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 23, 2015

ABC Asked Amy Schumer To Be The Next “Bachelorette,” Better Not Be Kidding

Don’t play with my emotions, ABC! Just a day after Amy Schumer nailed her appearance on “The Bachelorette,” prompting fans to tweet their desire to see the single comedian as the next woman to hand out roses, Robert Mills, the senior vice president for ABC Entertainment, made her an “official” offer.

OK here is the…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 27, 2015

Amy Schumer’s Appearance On “The Bachelorette” Proved That Amy Schumer Should BE “The Bachelorette”

You know what makes “The Bachelorette” infinitely more tolerable? Comedian Amy Schumer, cutting through the bullshit and bringing the laughs. Amy is a hardcore fan of the “Bachelor/Bachelorette” franchise and an admitted fangirl for Kaitlyn Bristowe, who she says she likes more than any other “Bachelorette” in the show’s history. I can’t speak for Amy,…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 26, 2015

Who’s Excited For The Most Slut-Shamey Season Of “The Bachelorette” Ever?!

On last night’s second part of “The Bachelorette” premiere, Kaitlyn Bristowe was chosen over Kelly Kapowski Britt Nilsson to continue her journey towards finding a three month relationship, I mean everlasting love. I’m psyched because I genuinely like and relate to Kaitlyn, but after seeing the full preview for what’s ahead, I’m also a little…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 20, 2015

Just Look At This Asshole: Meet Ryan McDill, Who Was Booted From “The Bachelorette” For Getting Drunk And Making A Rape Joke

Douchebags abound on “The Bachelorette,” but Ryan McDill truly takes the cake. During last night’s season premiere, the “junkyard technician” from Missouri emerged from the limo to greet this season’s two “Bachelorette” hopefuls, Britt Nilsson and Kaitlyn Bristowe (the dudes got to select who they wanted to date by “putting their rose” in their choice’s “box,”…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 19, 2015

Meet The 25 Doofuses Who Will Decide Whether Kaitlyn Or Britt Is The Next “Bachelorette”

This coming Monday, May 18, “The Bachelorette” franchise will kick off its latest season, and this time, there’s a twist. This season starts off by pitting two “Bachelorette” hopefuls, last season’s Britt (left) and Kaitlyn (right), against each other, with the 25 guys getting to pick who they would like to spend the rest of the season dating. Ugh. If…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 12, 2015

An Infographic Guide To “The Bachelor” (Week 10! And Your Next “Bachelorette” Is…)

Well, it turns out, ABC couldn’t decide between “charming, charismatic beauty, Britt” and “Kaitlyn, the gorgeous, fun- loving, warm-hearted, but irreverent firecracker.” (Um, Kaitlyn has more adjectives, doesn’t that count as extra points?) So they decided to do the most patriarchal thing ever: they’re letting the dudes decide. Last night on “After the Final Rose”…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 10, 2015

An Infographic Guide To “The Bachelor” (Week 9! The Women Tell All)

The season is almost over! So which of Chris’s rejected girlfriends would be your ideal next “Bachelorette”? This flowchart will hep you out…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 3, 2015

“The Bachelorette” Romance Reject Nick Viall Blogs About Sex In The Fantasy Suite With Andi Dorfman

While “Bachelorette” Andi Dorfman is busy posting pictures of her fiancé Josh Murray on her Instagram, her number two choice Nick Viall is preoccupied with something else. Getting dumped by Andi, yes, but also why she slept with him in the “fantasy suite” (AKA the place on the show where the couple can be together…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 8, 2014

Nick Viall On The Fantasy Suite: “A Level Of Intimacy That Was Far Beyond Just The Act Of Sex”

They pooped in front of each other. I knew it. [E! Online]
A woman who slept with Jared Leto while he was filming “Alexander” blabbed to Star that he’s such a method actor that he insisted on having sex in character while using a Macedonian accent. [Celebitchy]
Also in Star: a woma…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 1, 2014

Gross Old Dude On Fox News Calls “Bachelorette” Andi Dorfman A “Slut”

Why Fox News is recapping “The Bachelorette: After The Final Rose” is beyond me. Alas, while “The Five” discussed how romance reject Nick Viall quite reasonably asked Andi Dorfman why she had sex with him in the “fantasy suite” if she knew she wasn’t in love with him, gross old dude panelist Bob Beckel…

By: Jessica Wakeman / July 30, 2014

Ugh: Nick Viall’s Letter To Andi Dorfman Ends Up On Facebook

Is nothing private on “The Bachelorette”? The letter that romance reject Nick Viall gave host Chris Harrison to hand off to Andi has now been published on the show’s Facebook page. I pity the ABC intern who had to type this up and post it online. [Facebook via US Weekly]
Whoopi Goldberg kinda…

By: Claire Hannum / July 29, 2014

No, Andi Dorfman Was Not Slut-Shamed On Last Night’s Shocking “Bachelorette” Finale

How about that “Bachelorette” finale, huh? Crazy! Unexpected! An incredibly annoying for more reasons than I can count. After the jump, I’ll break down — okay, rant about in a somewhat meandering fashion — Andi Dorfman’s “controversial” final rose decision, the OMG revelation that sex actually happens in the Fantasy Suite, and why cries that…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 29, 2014

“The Bachelorette” Superlatives: The Most Emotionally Manipulative Date Ever!

There should be some sort of adult lady merit badge for sitting through four hours of “The Bachelorette” in 48 hours. I’m just saying. Let’s review last night’s episode, which featured the most emotionally manipulative date I’ve ever witnessed on this stupid show that I just can’t quit, not to mention an unexpected departure.

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 3, 2014

“The Bachelorette” Superlatives: Andi Goes On The Most Embarrassing & Unhinged Dates In “Bachelorette” History

For some reason, ABC has decided that one two-hour episode a week just isn’t enough “Bachelorette.” This week, there are two two-hour episodes of my favorite reality TV dating show, one last night and then another tonight. Yay, four hours of “The Bachelorette” — how did I get so lucky? The good news is, last night’s episode…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 2, 2014

“The Bachelorette” Superlatives: Two Reasons I Had To Turn Off Last Night’s Episode

Every season, I dutifully sit through each needlessly long episode (two hours! why?!) of “The Bachelor” or “Bachelorette,” delighting in the ridiculousness of the various dates and awkwardness of the forced romantic interactions. But I hit a wall pretty early into last night’s episode and had to turn it off. Why? Well, I’ll let these…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 27, 2014

“The Bachelorette” Superlatives: The Best & Worst Moments From Last Night’s Premiere

Woohoo! “The Bachelorette” is back! Andi Dorfman, last season’s tough talking DA who told Juan Pablo where to stick it, is basically this show’s ideal star. She’s pretty, she’s feisty and, most of all, she is desperate to find love and be engaged at the end. Unfortunately for her, the casting directors phoned it the fuck i…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 20, 2014

Baldies, Unicorns & Porcupines: Meet The 25 Dudes Vying For “Bachelorette” Andi Dorfman’s Heart (Organized By Hairstyle)

A new season of “The Bachelorette” starts on Monday, May 19, and ABC has finally given us a looksie at the 25 dude specimens who will be after Andi Dorfman’s final rose. Not to sound like Chris Harrison, but this season is already shaping up to have … THE WORST HAIR EVER. To make thing…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 14, 2014

Source: Clare Crawley Wasn’t Picked To Be “The Bachelorette” Because She Had Sex With Juan Pablo

Fucking Juan Pablo in the ocean really screwed Clare: a source tells the blog Hollywood Life that she was in consideration to be “The Bachelorette,” but they were afraid they would lose viewers over her sexual behavior. As you certainly remember, Clare snuck over to Juan Pablo’s cabana one night and they had sex…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 14, 2014
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