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The Most Embarrassing Moment Of “The Bachelor” Finale

Bachelor Manipulation
This season, Courtney taught us how to manipulate a man. Read More »
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Soooo. I sat through two long ass hours of the most boring not controversial “Bachelor” finale ever. Really, the only part I wanted to see was “After the Final Rose.” So I had to watch. The only thing that kept me slogging through was Amelia’s company and that bottle of wine we were working on. We also played Bengo intermittently. They said “special” A LOT so we killed the bottle fairly quickly. I spent most of the two hours cringing, burying my face in my hands and muttering under my breath about feeling “deep shame.” This finale, in addition to being a snoozefest, was extremely embarrassing. The love letter Courtney wrote. Her lack of proper punctuation. Lindzi’s stress breakouts. Ben’s sister’s weird hair. And the capes! Good God! The capes! Which leads me to the most embarrassing moment … Lindzi’s dumping. Keep reading »

How To Manipulate A Man Like Courtney From “The Bachelor”

Courtney Pulls A Carrie
Courtney Robertson's wedding vows sounded awfully familiar. Watch »
Courtney Confronted
Courtney is brought to tears during "The Women Tell All." Watch »
Court Gets Auto-Tuned
Does she sound more or less evil? Watch »

As a fan of reality TV competition shows, I always, without fail, root for the villain. The villain is usually the smartest and most strategic, attributes that entertain and impress me far more than physical strength or niceness. Stick me in front of an episode of any reality TV show and I will be cheering for the Richard Hatch of the group, the person 10 steps ahead of the others who are too busy braiding each other’s hair to notice.

That’s why I am such a big fan of Courtney, the mean-spirited model on this season of “The Bachelor.” Because even though she ‘s fond of using dated catchphrases like “Winning!”, Courtney is the only one who seems to recognize that after 16 seasons (plus an additional eight of “The Bachelorette”) of final roses, failed engagements and broken hearts, “The Bachelor” is a competition and that winning very rarely results in finding true, lasting love. As a result, Courtney has played “The Bachelor” game with very little regard for the actual “prize” in the end, and watching her has been a master class in manipulating a man. Here’s how she’s done it. Keep reading »

Print And Play Our “Bachelor” Bengo Boards For The Finale!

This season of “The Bachelor” is about to come to an end, as tomorrow, Ben Flajnik will be giving his final rose to either horseback-riding Lindzi (winner of the first impression rose) or the villainous model Courtney. If you’ve been glued to your TV screen like us for the ups and downs of the reality dating show, we’ve got a treat for you that will make next week’s episode truly the “most exciting finale in ‘Bachelor’ history!” Read more

Winning! Courtney’s Guide To Being A Villain On “The Bachelor”

This season of The Bachelor has truly belonged to 28-year-old model Courtney Robertson, who’ll be battling it out with Lindzi Cox for Ben’s final rose next week. Courtney has been in the spotlight since day one, whether she was skinny-dipping with Ben, surprising him with a practice wedding on a date, or just making snide comments about her fellow contestants. And while it seems like these kind of catty and manipulating antics would have gotten her booted, Ben seems to be smitten. And most of you think Courtney will be the winner — especially with those recent photos of her trying on wedding dresses! So if you, too, have dreams of stardom onThe Bachelor, here are the best worst quotes from the season’s most-hated contestant, Courtney. Read more…

Tim Tebow As “The Bachelor”? We Only Wish This Was A Joke!

Reality television is more or less synonymous with “dumb ideas.” But we may have the dumbest yet: Tim Tebow as … wait for it … “The Bachelor”! First one to shout out what’s wrong with this picture wins a prize!

Did you yell Tim Tebow’s a good Christian boy? You win a pat on your back (sorry, you’ll have to give it to yourself, I’m too busy rubbing my forehead in agony over this whole concept)! Hey … it’s better than a date with Ben Flajnik, isn’t it? Gah! Read more…

Hot Links: Lots Of “Bachelor”-Inspired Dating Tips

  • Here are 11 valuable dating tips gathered from watching “The Bachelor.” [Tres Sugar]
  • And on the flipside, here are seven dating tips from Bachelor Ben Flajnik himself! [Ask Men]
  • Apparently, some people actually ask plus-size model Robyn Lawley if she “overeats” or is “fed better” at photoshoots in order to stay a “larger size.” Turns out — shocker! — she just eats like a normal person. [NYMag.com]
  • See what Mila Kunis has to say about ex Macauley Culkin and plastic surgery in the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar. [theBERRY] Keep reading »

Sneak Peek: “Bachelor” Rejects Confront Courtney & Ben

Courtney Pulls A Carrie
Courtney Robertson's wedding vows sounded awfully familiar. Watch »
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Hooray! Tonight is my favorite episode of every “Bachelor” season — “The Women Tell All” aka “The Women Confront Each Other Over The Ways They Feel They Were Insulted”! I am mostly excited to see how Courtney handles what is sure to be an onslaught of hate from her fellow bachelorettes — after all, she basically trash talked them all season. The most interesting thing to me about this preview, however, is when rejected bachelorette Jamie tells Ben she’s still interested in him and that he should get in touch if things don’t work out with his eventual pick; Ben’s energy and body language suggest that things have already gone south with his “fiancee.” Hmm… 

“The Bachelor”‘s Courtney Robertson Tries On A Wedding Dress — Is She The One For Ben?

Well what do we have here? Courtney Robertson from “The Bachelor” was spotted trying on wedding dresses in Los Angeles yesterday. Of course, she is a model, so this theoretically could be for a photo shoot. Still most of you think Courtney is Ben’s final pick. On this week’s episode, Courtney tried to rehabilitate her bad-girl image, apologizing to Ben for the way she treated the other women on the show. So maybe it worked. See more photos of Courtney’s visit to the Markzunino bridal boutique, and weigh in in the comments: do you think Ben picks her? And do you think she’s right for him? Read more…

“The Bachelor”‘s Courtney Robertson Practices For Her Big Moment With Ben

Courtney Pulls A Carrie
Courtney Robertson's wedding vows sounded awfully familiar. Watch »

“Bachelor” contestant Courtney Roberstson has done this whole engagement thing before. Photos from her Hearts of Fire diamond ad campaign hit Life & Style this week. Well at least we know what she’ll look like when Ben Flajnik pops the question. And I believe he will, as much as it pains me to acknowledge that. Twenty bucks she uses the line “live intensely, love intensely” when Ben proposes. [ONTD]

Courtney From “The Bachelor” Plagiarizes Carrie On “Sex And The City”

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When it comes to reality TV competition shows, I tend to root for the evil genius. That’s why I am basically the only person watching this season of “The Bachelor” that is firmly on Team Courtney. Courtney Robertson has been unflinchingly cunning in her efforts to win dopey Ben Flajnik’s heart and unlike “unlikable” contestants in the past, who are given the boot once their “true colors” are revealed, I think she has the potential to go all the way. And on Monday’s episode, Courtney really pulled out all the stops, arranging a fake wedding ceremony for her and Ben as a way of telling him her true feelings. Or were they Carrie Bradshaw‘s true feelings? Watch the video to see what I mean.

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