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Star Couplings: Jessica Simpson Calls Carrie Underwood A Liar

  • Jessica Simpson was asked on a radio show about Carrie Underwood’s assertion that Tony Romo still calls her — Jessica said that she and Tony laughed about it and that she knows it’s not true because she checked Tony’s call log. Girlfriend, he can delete any evidence you know? [Perez Hilton]
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    Poll: The Bachelor Wants His Ring Back — Should Shayne Lamas Return It?

    Looks like Lorenzo isn’t the only renegade in the Lamas family. His daughter, Shayne, has run off with a 2.65 carat engagement rock. Shayne made a name for herself as a contestant on The Bachelor: London Calling. The wannabe actress won the heart of the bachelor from Britain, who infamously proposed to her by asking, “Monkey, will you marry me?” Well, rumor has it Shayne has been monkeying around in Las Vegas with media magnate Justin Weneger. And another couple TV made has gone sadly, yet predictably, splitsville. Since the engagement was broken, Matt Grant, who is now a bachelor again, wants the diamond and platinum engagement ring back. But Shayne is refusing to hand it over. Well, at least the girl has got balls as big as the rock! We’ve written about the etiquette during this situation before, but are dying for your opinion — would you still keep the ring bling? [Tango] Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Ali Lohan Accidentally Auditions For Porn Director

  • Ali Lohan accidentally auditioned for a porn director’s new movie. Um, where was mommy Dina? Auditioning too? [Us Weekly]
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    Star Couplings: Lance Armstrong Needs To Find A New Ride

  • Hot-and-heavy Lance Armstrong and Kate Hudson have called it quits. Look out Kate Bosworth! [Perez Hilton]
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    Star Couplings: Feds Seize Anne Hathway’s Diaries

  • The FBI seized Anne Hathaway’s diaries in their investigation of her ex-boyfriend, Rafaello Folieri. This is why I spew all my private biz on the internet — so the fuzz don’t have to bug me for info! [DListed]
  • Were the Jolie-Pitt Wonder Twins conceived via in-vitro? [Us Weekly]
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    Romance On TV: Bachelor Aaron Buerge Is Still As D-Baggy As Ever

    To be honest, despite being a loyal viewer, I have hated most of the guys picked to be The Bachelor. In fact, the only guy featured on the show who I could honestly see myself being hot for was Ryan Sutter, the guy Trista, the first Bachelorette gave the final rose to and who she later married. He was friggin’ hot and he seemed nice and he wrote poetry (terrible poetry but I disgress) and he was a fireman. What’s not to love? The rest of The Bachelor‘s have ranged from mediocre (Andrew Firestone) to downright awful (Alex Michel). But the worst of the worst of the worst was Bachelor Aaron Buerge from season two. He was, in a word, a total d-bag. And by the looks of last night’s Where Are They Now? special, he is still just as heinous as ever. For the record, he shows how a fist bump shouldn’t be done. Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Billy Bob Thorton Wishes Upon A Star

  • Billy Bob Thorton told the press, “[Angelina Jolie] is just going through a high school phase. You know, dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She’ll be waking up from that dream in no time. Who knows if I’ll be there when she’s ready to come to her senses though.” Homeboy forgot to take his crazy pills. [Defamer]
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    No, Shayne, No!

    My love affair with Shayne Lamas has peaked and is now on a steady decline. Celebrating her victory on The Bachelor, Shayne appears dressed in a veil in Girls Gone Wild magazine. Gross. I mean, it’s the poor man’s, poor man’s Maxim. The Bach’s bride needs to have standards! [DListed] Keep reading »

    Romance On TV: The Bach Proposes To His Monkey

    No, seriously, that’s what Matt, The Bachelor, calls Shayne. Do I suck for thinking that’s kind of cute? Anyway, for once in the entire history of The Bach, I was actually surprised by the finale. Chelsea is the kind of girl who ALWAYS wins this show — the sweet, best friend-type with whom the Bach has a slow build to romance. As much as I was rooting for her, I wasn’t expecting my beloved Shayne to win. But she did! I have no clue whether she and Matt can actually make this relationship last, but I really am kind of psyched Shayne won. She was more than meets the eye that one, which is a lot to expect from the daughter of Lorenzo Lamas. Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Angelina’s Uterus Ruins Our Future Love Life

  • According to Star, Angelina is having twin girls, There goes our hopes for our future second husband. [Dlisted]
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