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“Bachelor” Juan Pablo Galavis Made A YouTube Video Publicly Declaring He “Adores” Nikki Ferrell

"Bachelor" Juan Pablo Made A YouTube Video Publicly Declaring He "Adores" Nikki
So Many RANDOM Words CAPITALIZED!

Fresh of the disastrous season finale of “The Bachelor” and his appearance on “After the Final Rose,” douchenozzle Juan Pablo Galavis is kinda backtracking on his promise that he and final rose recipient Nikki Ferrell would be conducting their relationship privately. See, he posted this YouTube video about he and Nikki’s relationship yesterday, featuring photos of the two together as a song called “Adventures In Loving You” (which I guess Juan Pablo helped write) plays over top. The video starts and ends with some text written by Juan Pablo in his trademark style (USING randomly capitalized WORDS for NO DISCERNIBLE reason), declaring finally, “Te adoro.” “Te adoro,” incase you didn’t know, is Spanish for “Everyone wants me to say that I love you, but I don’t because I’m a jackass with the emotional depth of Carrot Top’s left nutsack, so I’m saying I adore you instead, which is not the same thing, hope no one notices.” (I’m guessing the word “loving” in name of the song is just love-love not in-love love.)

Best of all, this is not the first cheesy YouTube video Juan Pablo has made about a significant other! Buzzfeed noticed that Juan Pablo made a similar video for his ex-wife/baby mama back in 2009. Check it out after the jump! [Buzzfeed] Keep reading »

“Bachelor” Jerk Juan Pablo Whines About Not Having Any Privacy

  • Giant man baby Juan Pablo is angry with “The Bachelor” producers, posting a picture of himself and this season’s winner Nikki on Instagram yesterday with a caption saying they are finally “FREE.” He has complained that producers gave him “no privacy” and “wanted to know too much about his personal life.” Juan Pablo knows he signed up for a reality TV show about his personal life, right? [US Weekly]
  • “Star Trek” star Chris Pine was arrested for drunk driving in New Zealand earlier this month. [US Weekly]
  • This is awesome: “Law & Order: SVU” star Mariska Hargitay helped catch a real-life rapist through her organization that raises money to test the DNA of backlogged rape kits. [NYmag.com The Cut]
  • Leave it to Tilda Swinton to say something amazing about Vladimir Putin: “Russia has the gayest president ever. No, that’s an offensive thing to say — not to him, but to the gay community.” [The Daily Beast] Keep reading »

The Best & Worst Moments From Last Night’s Finale Of “The Bachelor”

The Best & Worst Moments From Last Night's Finale Of "The Bachelor"

Normally, the two-hour finale of “The Bachelor” and the subsequent hour of “After the Final Rose” are bloated with filler scenes and not-at-all exciting revelations. Even though this season of “The Bachelor” has been unlike any other, in that, you know, Juan Pablo Galavis is not fit to marry anyone and has been all-around terrible, I thought we got the full extent of his doucheitude in every other episode, and this one would be fairly boring and tame. After all, it’s been obvious for weeks that — SPOILER ALERT! – he was going to choose Nikki in the end and Clare was going to be “left brokenhearted.” Well consider me very, very surprised that I found all three hours of last night’s episode to be a complete car wreck of delights. Let’s review the episode’s best and worst moments and then celebrate that Juaaaaaan-uary is finally fucking over. Keep reading »

Meet Your Newest “Bachelorette”: Andi Dorfman

  • The predictions were right: Andi Dorfman is our new “Bachelorette”! The 26-year-old from Atlanta is an assistant district attorney who famously dumped Juan Pablo after he told her she had only made it down to the final three by “default.” Girl’s got a backbone. [US Weekly, People]
  • Kate Middleton and Prince William are being criticized for jetting off to the Maldives by themselves and leaving their son George behind with his new nanny, who was photographed (alongside a bodyguard) walking him in a pram through London’s Hyde Park. [Daily Star UK] Keep reading »

Don’t Hold Your Breath For A Gay Or Lesbian On “The Bachelor,” Says Chris Harrison

Andi's Blowout Fight
Andi's fight with Juan Pablo basically came down to the word "default." Read More »
Juan Pablo Is The Worst
4 Reasons Juan Pablo Galavis Is The Most Sexist, Slut-Shaming, Hypocritical "Bachelor" Ever
Four reasons Juan Pablo is a slut-shaming, sexist douchebag. Read More »
No Gays On The Bachelor
Hola, Juan Pablo: The New "Bachelor" Is Actually Someone I Want To Bang!
Juan Pablo says gays are "perverted" and shouldn't be on "The Bachelor." Read More »
chris harrison the bachelor

After 27 seasons of almost painful heterosexuality, we were not optimistic that either “The Bachelor” or “The Bachelorette” would introduce a gay or lesbian contestant. I mean, it took them this long to finally have a Latino “Bachelor.” And in an interview this weekend with The New York Times Magazine, longtime host Chris Harrison pretty much confirmed that any diversity in the casting department is a big HELL TO THE NO.  Keep reading »

Last Night’s Big Fight On “The Bachelor” Basically Came Down To The Word “Default”

Well, “The Bachelor” has kind of duped me again. It’s my fault for thinking there was even a chance that last night’s “nightmare fantasy suite” episode would live up to the hype of the teasers, but alas, Andi did not break up with Juan Pablo because he tried to pull a switcheroo and stuck it in her butt during the overnight dates. While that may have happened — girlfriend is walking kinda slowly the morning after (as you’ll see in a clip after the jump) — Andi’s reason for dumping Juan Pablo was the sudden realization that he’s a self-absorbed, uninteresting douchebag. Um … it took until the second to last episode to figure that out? Maybe not! After the jump, my assessment of last night’s debacle — which included a lengthy fight over whether Juan Pablo would use the word “default” (I’m serious!) — and some thoughts on who the next “Bachelorette” could be. Keep reading »

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