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Reminder: Every Monday, I livetweet a new, exhaustingly long episode of “The Bachelor” on my personal Twitter (@xoamelia), giving a detailed, hilarious, wine-and-weed-influenced critique of “Prince Farming” (oh go fuck yourself with that nickname, Chris Harrison) and his search for a woman willing to move to a post-apocalyptic hell tundra Iowa. And then every Tuesday,READ MORE »


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Never seen an episode of “The Bachelor”? It’s pretty much exactly like this. [NBC] … READ MORE »


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Reminder: Every Monday, I livetweet a new, exhaustingly long episode of “The Bachelor” on my personal Twitter (@xoamelia), giving a detailed, hilarious, wine-and-weed-influenced critique of “Prince Farming” (oh go fuck yourself with that nickname, Chris Harrison) and his search for a woman willing to move to a post-apocalyptic hell tundra Iowa. And thenREAD MORE »


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Reminder: Every Monday, I livetweet a new, exhaustingly long episode of “The Bachelor” on my personal Twitter (@xoamelia), giving a detailed, hilarious, wine-and-weed-influenced critique of “Prince Farming” (oh go fuck yourself with that nickname, Chris Harrison) and his search for a woman willing to move to a post-apocalyptic hell tundra Iowa. And then every Tuesday,READ MORE »


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Every Monday, I’ll be livetweeting a new, exhaustingly long episode of “The Bachelor” on both my personal (@xoamelia) and The Frisky’s Twitter accounts, giving a detailed, hilarious, wine-and-weed-influenced critique of “Prince Farming” (oh go fuck yourself with that nickname, Chris Harrison) and his search for a woman willing… READ MORE »


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This new “Bachelor” promo — featuring Hot Boring Farmer Chris — is seriously weird and creepy. Cornstalks! Whispering! In women’s voices! WHY? Was this directed by M. Night Shyamalan?
Oh thank god, Chad Kroeger says that rumors that he and Avril Lavigne have split are not true. Chavril LIVES. [People]
Hair company… READ MORE »


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Nikki Ferrell has dumped former “Bachelor” Juan Pablo Galavis! Rejoice! Yesterday, Ferrell unfollowed Galavis on social media and posted this cryptic quote on Instagram: “Isn’t it pathetic how we waste so much time on certain people and in the end they prove that they weren’t even worth a second of it. Nope not one… READ MORE »


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“There’s definitely a culture barrier that people don’t understand. In Latin culture, there are many words you can say to a woman to tell her that you care about her: falling in love, loving her, needing her. Those words might not have a translation in English. Te Quiero [I like you], Te Quiero Mucho [I… READ MORE »


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“Bachelor” winner Nikki Ferrell and Worst “Bachelor” Ever Juan Pablo Galavis are starring on VH1’s “Couples Therapy,” and in the first episode, Nikki says Juan Pablo still hasn’t told her he loves her yet. According to Juan Pablo, he hasn’t said it yet because love is “when you feel that you cannot live without… READ MORE »


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Least surprising announcement in history: hot farmer Chris Soules will be the next star of “The Bachelor.” The adorable Iowan couldn’t tempt Andi Dorfman to the cornfields on last season’s “Bachelorette,” even though she would have inherited the world’s raddest mother-in-law. [US Weekly]
Samira Wiley from “Orange Is The New Black,” AKA Poussey,… READ MORE »


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Every season, I dutifully sit through each needlessly long episode (two hours! why?!) of “The Bachelor” or “Bachelorette,” delighting in the ridiculousness of the various dates and awkwardness of the forced romantic interactions. But I hit a wall pretty early into last night’s episode and had to turn it off. Why? Well, I’ll let these… READ MORE »


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Woohoo! “The Bachelorette” is back! Andi Dorfman, last season’s tough talking DA who told Juan Pablo where to stick it, is basically this show’s ideal star. She’s pretty, she’s feisty and, most of all, she is desperate to find love and be engaged at the end. Unfortunately for her, the casting directors phoned it the fuck in… READ MORE »


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I’m genuinely happy to see Renee from this season of “The Bachelor” find a happy ending: she recently got married to Bracy Maynard, whom she described as her “best friend of 22 years.” Renee, her new man, and her eight-year-old son Ben will all live together in Seattle. Here she is looking in love… READ MORE »


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Fucking Juan Pablo in the ocean really screwed Clare: a source tells the blog Hollywood Life that she was in consideration to be “The Bachelorette,” but they were afraid they would lose viewers over her sexual behavior. As you certainly remember, Clare snuck over to Juan Pablo’s cabana one night and they had sex… READ MORE »


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“Bachelor” castoff Cassandra Ferguson revealed to a Detroit radio station (via Radar Online) that Galavis was much more focused on finding a sex partner than a life partner, paying little to no attention to his conversations with any of the ladies vying for his affections. Read more on Your Tango…READ MORE »


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John Mayer revealed on Instagram that he owns a book which explains people’s facial expressions to ascertain their feelings. And John has helpfully referred to this “super dense esoterica” to share his thoughts about Juan Pablo with us: “The Bachelor”‘s YouTube-video-loving jerk demonstrates “contempt with some disgust, with a sadness brow.” Interesting.  [US Weekly]… READ MORE »


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Fresh of the disastrous season finale of “The Bachelor” and his appearance on “After the Final Rose,” douchenozzle Juan Pablo Galavis is kinda backtracking on his promise that he and final rose recipient Nikki Ferrell would be conducting their relationship privately. See, he posted this YouTube video about he and Nikki’s relationship yesterday, featuring photos… READ MORE »


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Giant man baby Juan Pablo is angry with “The Bachelor” producers, posting a picture of himself and this season’s winner Nikki on Instagram yesterday with a caption saying they are finally “FREE.” He has complained that producers gave him “no privacy” and “wanted to know too much about his personal life.” Juan Pablo knows… READ MORE »


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