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An Infographic Guide To “The Bachelor” (Week 3! By The Numbers!)

Reminder: Every Monday, I livetweet a new, exhaustingly long episode of “The Bachelor” on my personal Twitter (@xoamelia), giving a detailed, hilarious, wine-and-weed-influenced critique of “Prince Farming” (oh

Amelia McDonell-Parry | January 20, 2015 - 3:00 pm

An Infographic Guide To “The Bachelor” (Week 2! WTF Is Wrong With Ashley S?)

Reminder: Every Monday, I livetweet a new, exhaustingly long episode of “The Bachelor” on my personal Twitter (@xoamelia), giving a detailed, hilarious, wine-and-weed-influenced critique of “Prince Farming” (oh go fuck

Amelia McDonell-Parry | January 13, 2015 - 2:20 pm

An Infographic Guide To “The Bachelor” (Week 1! Meet The Ladiesssssss!)


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Every Monday, I’ll be livetweeting a new, exhaustingly long episode of “The Bachelor” on both my personal (@xoamelia) and The Frisky’s Twitter accounts,…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | January 6, 2015 - 2:10 pm

New “Bachelor” Promo Is Both Weird And Kinda Creepy

This new “Bachelor” promo — featuring Hot Boring Farmer Chris — is seriously weird and creepy. Cornstalks! Whispering! In women’s voices! WHY? Was this directed by M. Night Shyamalan?

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 7, 2014 - 11:00 am

Nikki Ferrell And Juan Pablo Galavis Are Over

Nikki Ferrell has dumped former “Bachelor” Juan Pablo Galavis! Rejoice! Yesterday, Ferrell unfollowed Galavis on social media and posted this cryptic quote on Instagram: “Isn’t it pathetic how we…

Claire Hannum | October 27, 2014 - 6:30 pm

“Bachelor” Juan Pablo Galavis Is Terrible, But Let’s Stop Taking It Out On Nikki Ferrell

“There’s definitely a culture barrier that people don’t understand. In Latin culture, there are many words you can say to a woman to tell her that you care about her:…

Claire Hannum | October 15, 2014 - 2:30 pm

Juan Pablo Galavis Still Hasn’t Told “Bachelor” Winner Nikki Ferrell That He Loves Her

“Bachelor” winner Nikki Ferrell and Worst “Bachelor” Ever Juan Pablo Galavis are starring on VH1’s “Couples Therapy,” and in the first episode, Nikki says Juan Pablo still hasn’t told…

Claire Hannum | September 11, 2014 - 6:30 pm

Chris Soules Is Your New “Bachelor” Beefcake

Least surprising announcement in history: hot farmer Chris Soules will be the next star of “The Bachelor.” The adorable Iowan couldn’t tempt Andi Dorfman to the cornfields on last…

Jessica Wakeman | August 27, 2014 - 10:30 am

“The Bachelorette” Superlatives: Two Reasons I Had To Turn Off Last Night’s Episode

Every season, I dutifully sit through each needlessly long episode (two hours! why?!) of “The Bachelor” or “Bachelorette,” delighting in the ridiculousness of the various dates and awkwardness of the…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | May 27, 2014 - 6:00 pm

“The Bachelorette” Superlatives: The Best & Worst Moments From Last Night’s Premiere

Woohoo! “The Bachelorette” is back! Andi Dorfman, last season’s tough talking DA who told Juan Pablo where to stick it, is basically this show’s ideal star. She’s pretty, she’s feisty…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | May 20, 2014 - 12:30 pm

Renee Oteri From “The Bachelor” Just Got Married!

I’m genuinely happy to see Renee from this season of “The Bachelor” find a happy ending: she recently got married to Bracy Maynard, whom she described as her “best…

Jessica Wakeman | March 21, 2014 - 10:31 am

Source: Clare Crawley Wasn’t Picked To Be “The Bachelorette” Because She Had Sex With Juan Pablo

Fucking Juan Pablo in the ocean really screwed Clare: a source tells the blog Hollywood Life that she was in consideration to be “The Bachelorette,” but they were afraid…

Jessica Wakeman | March 14, 2014 - 7:00 pm

Sex Scandal: How Many Girls Did “The Bachelor” Juan Pablo Sleep With?

“Bachelor” castoff Cassandra Ferguson revealed to a Detroit radio station (via Radar Online) that Galavis was much more focused on finding a sex partner than a life partner, paying little to no attention to…

YourTango.com | March 14, 2014 - 4:45 pm

It Takes A Douche To Know A Douche: John Mayer Explains Juan Pablo

John Mayer revealed on Instagram that he owns a book which explains people’s facial expressions to ascertain their feelings. And John has helpfully referred to this “super dense esoterica”

Jessica Wakeman | March 13, 2014 - 7:00 pm

“Bachelor” Juan Pablo Galavis Made A YouTube Video Publicly Declaring He “Adores” Nikki Ferrell

Fresh of the disastrous season finale of “The Bachelor” and his appearance on “After the Final Rose,” douchenozzle Juan Pablo Galavis is kinda backtracking on his promise that he and…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | March 13, 2014 - 2:30 pm

“Bachelor” Jerk Juan Pablo Whines About Not Having Any Privacy

Giant man baby Juan Pablo is angry with “The Bachelor” producers, posting a picture of himself and this season’s winner Nikki on Instagram yesterday with a caption saying they

Jessica Wakeman | March 12, 2014 - 10:30 am

The Best & Worst Moments From Last Night’s Finale Of “The Bachelor”

Normally, the two-hour finale of “The Bachelor” and the subsequent hour of “After the Final Rose” are bloated with filler scenes and not-at-all exciting revelations. Even though this season of…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | March 11, 2014 - 12:20 pm

Meet Your Newest “Bachelorette”: Andi Dorfman

The predictions were right: Andi Dorfman is our new “Bachelorette”! The 26-year-old from Atlanta is an assistant district attorney who famously dumped Juan Pablo after he told her she…

Jessica Wakeman | March 11, 2014 - 11:00 am

Don’t Hold Your Breath For A Gay Or Lesbian On “The Bachelor,” Says Chris Harrison

After 27 seasons of almost painful heterosexuality, we were not optimistic that either “The Bachelor” or “The Bachelorette” would introduce a gay or lesbian contestant. I mean, it took them…

Jessica Wakeman | March 3, 2014 - 2:00 pm

Last Night’s Big Fight On “The Bachelor” Basically Came Down To The Word “Default”

Well, “The Bachelor” has kind of duped me again. It’s my fault for thinking there was even a chance that last night’s “nightmare fantasy suite” episode would live up to…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | February 26, 2014 - 1:45 pm
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