Is Vienna the new Rozlyn on “The Bachelor“? Or is she an Ed? Or, gasp, even a Wes? Possible spoilers, after the jump … Keep reading »
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Liveblogging “The Bachelor” February 1st 2010
The Grammy Awards were so yesterday. Tonight is all about “The Bachelor.” Who will Bachelor Jake get rid of next, after ninja-dissing Ella, Katherine, and Ashleigh last week? There’s only a few more ladies left! Meet me back here at 8 p.m. (EST). Keep reading »
“The Biggest Loser” Has A Better Track Record Than “The Bachelor”
In case you haven’t heard, there are wedding bells ringing over at “The Bachelor” camp. Since actual nuptial news from the show only rolls around once every … OK, only once ever, listen up: Jason and Molly are gonna tie the knot on March 8. And in true “Bachelor” fashion, they’re sharing their intimate ceremony with the whole nation. In 13 seasons of “The Bachelor” and five of “The Bachelorette,” they are only the second couple to make it down the aisle. And, uh, these two could only be described as dysfunctional—remember when Jason ditched his first-choice fiancée for Molly?—so who knows if they’ll actually say “I do.” That’s not such a hot track record for a show dedicated to finding the one.
I’ve never gotten into “The Bachelor.” But interestingly, there exists another reality show that I do watch regularly which has nothing to do with dating yet has a much better couple success ratio. This wondrous show is known as “The Biggest Loser.” Keep reading »
Star Couplings: “The Bachelor” Jason Mesnick To Say “I Do” On TV
- “The Bachelor” Jason Mesnick (aka Papa Bach) and Molly Malaney will tie the knot on-air March 8. [People]
- Rihanna says she’s going to the Grammys alone and is still denying her relationship with Matt Kemp. [Us Weekly]
- Jay-Z‘s reported bachelor pad had a little girl’s room in it. Does this mean Jay has another alleged secret child? [Media Takeout]
Liveblogging “The Bachelor” January 25th 2010
It’s raining, it’s pouring, and I don’t give a crap because “The Bachelor” is on tonight! Who will Jake continue to woo, despite being the most boring Bach in the history of EVER? And will the show, which has been surprisingly enjoyable, start to be a snore now that Michelle is gone? Let’s hope one of these other chickadees reveals her inner bunny boiler during tonight’s episode, which starts at 8 pm EST. Let’s enjoy it together, shall we? Keep reading »
Quotable: “Bachelor” Matt Grant Dug A Producer, Too
“There was one person on the show I really fancied, and she was a producer, who was absolutely awesome, but wasn’t, unfortunately, a participant on the show. [The producers] saw the chemistry between this person and myself and kept us apart. It’s cool, they have a business to run, they have a job to do, they have children to feed. They’re good people … I wish that, if you fancy one of the crew members, you can swap them out with a cast member. I really liked that producer, but now she’s really happy with someone else, unfortunately. It sucks.”
—Former “Bachelor” Matt Grant, on his Rozlyn Papa-like producer crush while filming the show [RadarOnline.com] Keep reading »
“The Bachelor” Is About To Get Horribly Juicy!
If you thought we’d already seen “the most shocking rose ceremony ever!” on this season of “The Bachelor,” think again. Rozlyn Papa has already gotten the boot for an alleged affair with a producer, and bunny-boiling Michelle left before the rose ceremony because she and Bachelor Jake Pavelka couldn’t get past her total crazytown-ness in order to build a connection — but things are going to get even more dramatic as the season goes on. The Bachelor told Us Weekly that the best is yet to come. “Horrible. Awful. On a scale of one to 10, it nears a 10,” Pavelka told the mag, saying it created “devastation” for him. “It is juicy now. It is going to get a lot juicier.”
Jake’s characterization of this event confuses me. What could be both horrible and juicy? A contestant getting cancer is horrible; a contestant finding out she’s pregnant is juicy. After the jump, I hypothesize about what the hell might happen to make the world’s most boring “Bachelor” also the most, gulp, entertaining … (Warning: This post will contain possible spoilers.) Keep reading »
“Bachelor” Jake Drops By “Ellen”
Dorky “Bachelor” Jake dropped by the “Ellen” show yesterday and showed about as much personality as a radish dipped in hummus. He didn’t reveal much dirt except that he “may” not have chosen anyone at the end, he definitely fell in love with more than one person during the show, and thinking about Rozlyn engaging in inappropriate relations with one of the staffers “makes him turn red.” Gag! For her part, Ellen seems to think Ali will be the final woman standing, Michelle should stay around for good TV, and Elizabeth — the “don’t kiss me girl,” who was kicked off last night — is manipulative. Do you guys think Ellen is right? Will Ali get a ring at the end, or do you believe Jake who keeps insinuating he’s not going to choose anyone? [via YouTube] Keep reading »
Liveblogging “The Bachelor” January 18th 2010
Tonight’s liveblog is going to be a little different, in that it won’t exactly be live. See, I’m having dinner at my mom’s and probably won’t make it home until, oh, 9 pm. I’ll start watching as soon as I get home and will probably be all caught up by the end, thanks to the magic of DVR. Y’all should still use the comments to discuss the show when it starts at 8 pm EST, and I’ll join you eventually! Keep reading »
All About Ryan Callahan, “The Bachelor” Producer Who Supposedly Hooked Up With Rozlyn
That took long enough. We finally know the identity of “The Bachelor” producer who was fired on the show for having an “inappropriate relationship” with contestant Rozlyn Papa, leading Bachelor Jake to have a moment of authentic emotion. His name is Ryan Callahan, and in addition to being a long-time vet of “The Bachelor” and “Bachelorette” franchises, he’s also worked on such shows as “The Cougar” and “The PussyCat Dolls Present.” And here’s the juiciest part: he’s married. More after the jump… Keep reading »
