Posts tagged "the bachelor"

Romance On TV: Bachelor Aaron Buerge Is Still As D-Baggy As Ever

To be honest, despite being a loyal viewer, I have hated most of the guys picked to be The Bachelor. In fact, the only guy featured on the…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | July 15, 2008 - 12:30 pm

Star Couplings: Billy Bob Thorton Wishes Upon A Star

Billy Bob Thorton told the press, “[Angelina Jolie] is just going through a high school phase. You know, dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there.

Amelia McDonell-Parry | June 13, 2008 - 9:30 am

No, Shayne, No!

My love affair with Shayne Lamas has peaked and is now on a steady decline. Celebrating her victory on The Bachelor, Shayne appears dressed in a veil in Girls Gone

Amelia McDonell-Parry | May 13, 2008 - 7:30 pm

Romance On TV: The Bach Proposes To His Monkey

No, seriously, that’s what Matt, The Bachelor, calls Shayne. Do I suck for thinking that’s kind of cute? Anyway, for once in the entire history of The Bach,…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | May 13, 2008 - 10:00 am

Star Couplings: Angelina’s Uterus Ruins Our Future Love Life

According to Star, Angelina is having twin girls, There goes our hopes for our future second husband. [Dlisted]…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | May 8, 2008 - 9:30 am

Romance On TV: The Bachelor’s Women Tell All

Let me assure you, 99.9% of the reason I watch The Bachelor is for the pre-season finale episode, “The Women Tell All”. Undoubtedly, the batsh*t crazy ones have…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | May 6, 2008 - 9:30 am

Romance On TV: Shayne Teaches The Bachelor How To Movie Kiss

Last night The Bach took the remaining three women to Barbados for individual dates and time in the “Fantasy Suite”. Chances are, they all probably has sex with…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 29, 2008 - 3:00 pm

Romance On TV: The Bach Meets Shayne’s Heavily Made-Up Mom

Bachelor Matt met the fams last night, and while most of the parents were totally boring, Shayne’s parents were priceless. Of course, her father is Lorenzo Lamas (I…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 22, 2008 - 4:30 pm

Romance On TV: Nice Knowing You Marshanna!

Last night, The Bach said sayonara to Marshanna, opting out of meeting the bachelorette’s Brooklyn-based family in favor of Noelle (the red-head), Shayne (Lorenzo Lamas’ bleached blond daughter),…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 15, 2008 - 4:30 pm

Romance On TV: Kelly Exposes Herself, Then Says Goodbye To The Bach

Well, Kelly, it’s been fun. We’re going to miss the hard-partying and lack of interest in The Bachelor. Kelly seems to have forgotten what the premise of the…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 8, 2008 - 5:45 pm

Romance On TV: A Bachelorette Gets The Meeps

What a great episode of The Bach last night. So many of my favorite props! A spray tan machine, a bubble bath in a jacuzzi, bizarre hiccup-like noises…really,…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 1, 2008 - 4:45 pm

Romance On TV: Questioning The Bach’s Motives is claiming that Bachelor Matt isn’t really doing the show to find true love. Now, I’m not exactly gullible about the true motives of reality TV show contestants, but…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | March 29, 2008 - 7:45 pm

Romance On TV: The Ladies Gamble On The Bachelor

“I like blackjack, but I think what I’m really going to be gambling with today is my heart.” That’s a quote from one of our brilliantly poetic Bachelorettes,…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | March 25, 2008 - 4:30 pm

Romance On TV: The Bachelor Is Back And He’s British!

This is how devoted I am to The Frisky — I am actually going to watch the bajillionth season of The Bachelor and recap each week’s totally painful…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | March 18, 2008 - 5:15 pm

Romance On TV: A Show We Refuse To Watch. Maybe.

So, we’re basically on the edge of seats waiting for the bazillionth season of The Bachelor to premiere next week (this time the hottie is a Brit!), but have no…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | March 11, 2008 - 7:24 pm
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