Posts tagged "the bachelor"

Star Couplings: Billy Bob Thorton Wishes Upon A Star

Billy Bob Thorton told the press, “[Angelina Jolie] is just going through a high school phase. You know, dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She’ll be waking up from that dream in no time. Who knows if I’ll be there when she’s ready to come to her senses though.”…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 13, 2008

No, Shayne, No!

My love affair with Shayne Lamas has peaked and is now on a steady decline. Celebrating her victory on The Bachelor, Shayne appears dressed in a veil in Girls Gone Wild magazine. Gross. I mean, it’s the poor man’s, poor man’s Maxim. The Bach’s bride needs to have standards! [DListed]…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 13, 2008

Romance On TV: The Bach Proposes To His Monkey

No, seriously, that’s what Matt, The Bachelor, calls Shayne. Do I suck for thinking that’s kind of cute? Anyway, for once in the entire history of The Bach, I was actually surprised by the finale. Chelsea is the kind of girl who ALWAYS wins this show — the sweet, best friend-type with whom…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 13, 2008

Star Couplings: Angelina’s Uterus Ruins Our Future Love Life

According to Star, Angelina is having twin girls, There goes our hopes for our future second husband. [Dlisted]…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 8, 2008

Romance On TV: The Bachelor’s Women Tell All

Let me assure you, 99.9% of the reason I watch The Bachelor is for the pre-season finale episode, “The Women Tell All”. Undoubtedly, the batsh*t crazy ones have already been sent packing and make the return on this most glorious of episodes, and this season was no exception. Stacy was back! But she…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 6, 2008

Romance On TV: Shayne Teaches The Bachelor How To Movie Kiss

Last night The Bach took the remaining three women to Barbados for individual dates and time in the “Fantasy Suite”. Chances are, they all probably has sex with him, but in the end, Blahmanda wasn’t good enough and was sent packing. KNEW IT! Shayne and Chelsea remain. I suspect that the Bach really…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 29, 2008

Romance On TV: The Bach Meets Shayne’s Heavily Made-Up Mom

Bachelor Matt met the fams last night, and while most of the parents were totally boring, Shayne’s parents were priceless. Of course, her father is Lorenzo Lamas (I wonder how Shayne would rate on Lamas’ show Are You Hot?), but his meet and greet with The Bach wasn’t as awesome as I expected.

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 22, 2008

Romance On TV: Nice Knowing You Marshanna!

Last night, The Bach said sayonara to Marshanna, opting out of meeting the bachelorette’s Brooklyn-based family in favor of Noelle (the red-head), Shayne (Lorenzo Lamas’ bleached blond daughter), Chelsea (“the best friend”-type), and some brown haired girl we swear we’ve never noticed before. Robin, the girl everyone hated, also got dissed last night,…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 15, 2008

Romance On TV: Kelly Exposes Herself, Then Says Goodbye To The Bach

Well, Kelly, it’s been fun. We’re going to miss the hard-partying and lack of interest in The Bachelor. Kelly seems to have forgotten what the premise of the show is — fight for The Bach, bitches, even though you won’t end up with jack in the end — because she said in one…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 8, 2008

Romance On TV: A Bachelorette Gets The Meeps

What a great episode of The Bach last night. So many of my favorite props! A spray tan machine, a bubble bath in a jacuzzi, bizarre hiccup-like noises…really, what more could you ask for? I’m just going to go through the highlights, because I realized the reason why we watch this show i…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 1, 2008

Romance On TV: Questioning The Bach’s Motives

TMZ.com is claiming that Bachelor Matt isn’t really doing the show to find true love. Now, I’m not exactly gullible about the true motives of reality TV show contestants, but this particular Bach really was winning me over — probably because of the accent (and because he’s the lone Bachelor in history to keep a…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 29, 2008

Romance On TV: The Ladies Gamble On The Bachelor

“I like blackjack, but I think what I’m really going to be gambling with today is my heart.” That’s a quote from one of our brilliantly poetic Bachelorettes, who got to head to the casino in hopes of winning some money, not to mention The Bach’s attention. But first, half the crew went…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 25, 2008

Romance On TV: The Bachelor Is Back And He’s British!

This is how devoted I am to The Frisky — I am actually going to watch the bajillionth season of The Bachelor and recap each week’s totally painful episode. Just kidding! Seriously, I’m psyched, I love “The Bach” — what an effing trainwreck. This season, the big man is a British moneybags named…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 18, 2008

Romance On TV: A Show We Refuse To Watch. Maybe.

So, we’re basically on the edge of seats waiting for the bazillionth season of The Bachelor to premiere next week (this time the hottie is a Brit!), but have no fear, there’s plenty more matchmaking poop floating in the crackpot colander know as reality TV! The CW network is set to premiere Farmer Wants A

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 11, 2008
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