Posts tagged "the bachelor"

Watch Cersei Lannister Read The Meanest Insults From “The Bachelor”

Lena Headey plays Cersei Lannister on “Game of Thrones,” so she knows a thing or two about eviscerating your enemies with a cutting insult or 10.

Amelia McDonell-Parry | January 26, 2016 - 12:45 pm

‘The Bachelor’ Makes Me So Very Happy To Be Single

In pretty much every way, I’m the target audience for The Bachelor. I’m a single woman in my thirties who lives in a city with a job and a healthy…

Megan Reynolds | January 18, 2016 - 1:00 pm

‘The Bachelor’ By The Numbers: No One Eats Food On This Goddamn Show

If I look at the entire show and everyone on it as occupants of an uncanny valley where finding true love is an act performed with the precision of a…

Megan Reynolds | January 12, 2016 - 10:45 am

Welcome To Hell: Dispatches From A Bachelor Virgin

I have gone my entire life without ever watching The Bachelor. On the occasion of its 20th season, I have decided to watch the entire show for the full season. Wish…

Megan Reynolds | January 5, 2016 - 10:00 am

The Rules For Watching “The Bachelor” When You’re A Dad

The man-flu can make you do all kinds of crazy things. For Australian politician Mike Baird, not only did it get him to watch the Thursday night finale of “The Bachelor Australia”

Lauren Vinopal | September 18, 2015 - 1:30 pm

And The Next “Bachelor” (Probably) Is…

Rumor has it, once again, the next season of “The Bachelor” will feature the third runner-up from the current season of “The Bachelorette.” So, who got sent home on last…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | July 14, 2015 - 1:30 pm

Chris Soules & Whitney Bischoff Announce Breakup Just 2 Months After “The Bachelor” Finale

Just two months after the finale of “The Bachelor” aired, Chris Soules and his final rose pick, Whitney Bischoff, have ended their engagement. “Bachelor” creator Mike Fleiss confirmed the news on…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | May 28, 2015 - 3:30 pm

An Infographic Guide To “The Bachelor” (Week 10! And Your Next “Bachelorette” Is…)

Well, it turns out, ABC couldn’t decide between “charming, charismatic beauty, Britt” and “Kaitlyn, the gorgeous, fun- loving, warm-hearted, but irreverent firecracker.” (Um, Kaitlyn has more adjectives, doesn’t that count…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | March 10, 2015 - 1:39 pm

An Infographic Guide To “The Bachelor” (Week 9! The Women Tell All)

The season is almost over! So which of Chris’s rejected girlfriends would be your ideal next “Bachelorette”? This flowchart will hep you out…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | March 3, 2015 - 4:10 pm

An Infographic Guide To “The Bachelor” (Week 8! The Sex-Less Fantasy Suite)

Good news! Becca finally did tell Chris that she’s a virgin and his response was to sigh heavily, smile and reassure her that he just requires biweekly blowjobs and a…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | February 24, 2015 - 6:15 pm

An Infographic Guide To “The Bachelor” (Week 7! A Final Four “Bachelor” Baby!)

Reminder: Every Monday, I livetweet a new, exhaustingly long episode of “The Bachelor” on my personal Twitter (@xoamelia), giving a detailed, hilarious, wine-and-weed-influenced critique of “Prince Farming” (oh go fuck

Amelia McDonell-Parry | February 17, 2015 - 3:05 pm

An Infographic Guide To “The Bachelor” (Week 6! Chris Is A Terrible Boyfriend)

Reminder: Every Monday, I livetweet a new, exhaustingly long episode of “The Bachelor” on my personal Twitter (@xoamelia), giving a detailed, hilarious, wine-and-weed-influenced critique of “Prince Farming” (oh go fuck

Amelia McDonell-Parry | February 10, 2015 - 3:35 pm

Chris Soules Had “Shocking Run-Ins With The Law”

Rumors are swirling about the true intentions of “Bachelor” Chris Soules. Life & Style claims he lied about having moved to L.A. to be a star, had a secret past engagement, and…

Claire Hannum | February 9, 2015 - 6:30 pm

10 Reasons Most “Bachelor” Relationships Don’t Work Out

I’ve been watching “The Bachelor” since middle school. Yeah, it’s been on for that long, and I remember watching the first “Bachelor” couple in history say “I do.” Those two were Trista…

YourTango.com | February 9, 2015 - 11:45 am

An Infographic Guide To “The Bachelor” (Week 5! Crazy Widows, Grooming Habits & A Bonus GIF!)

Reminder: Every Monday, I livetweet a new, exhaustingly long episode of “The Bachelor” on my personal Twitter (@xoamelia), giving a detailed, hilarious, wine-and-weed-influenced critique of “Prince Farming” (oh go fuck

Amelia McDonell-Parry | February 3, 2015 - 2:00 pm

An Infographic Guide To “The Bachelor” (Week 4! My Worst Nightmare!)

Reminder: Every Monday, I livetweet a new, exhaustingly long episode of “The Bachelor” on my personal Twitter (@xoamelia), giving a detailed, hilarious, wine-and-weed-influenced critique of “Prince Farming” (oh go fuck

Amelia McDonell-Parry | January 27, 2015 - 12:00 pm

“SNL” Flawlessly Spoofs “The Bachelor” With Blake Shelton’s “Farm Hunk”

Never seen an episode of “The Bachelor”? It’s pretty much exactly like this. [NBC] …

Amelia McDonell-Parry | January 25, 2015 - 11:00 am

An Infographic Guide To “The Bachelor” (Week 3! By The Numbers!)

Reminder: Every Monday, I livetweet a new, exhaustingly long episode of “The Bachelor” on my personal Twitter (@xoamelia), giving a detailed, hilarious, wine-and-weed-influenced critique of “Prince Farming” (oh

Amelia McDonell-Parry | January 20, 2015 - 3:00 pm

An Infographic Guide To “The Bachelor” (Week 2! WTF Is Wrong With Ashley S?)

Reminder: Every Monday, I livetweet a new, exhaustingly long episode of “The Bachelor” on my personal Twitter (@xoamelia), giving a detailed, hilarious, wine-and-weed-influenced critique of “Prince Farming” (oh go fuck

Amelia McDonell-Parry | January 13, 2015 - 2:20 pm
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