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Although there were a whole lotta fails at the Oscars Sunday night, one highlight was Lady Gaga’s performance of “Til It Happens to You,” her Oscar-nominated song for the devastating doc about sexual assault on college campuses, The Hunting Ground.

The Bachelor alum Jade Roper was moved to write about her own sexual… READ MORE »


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Lena Headey plays Cersei Lannister on “Game of Thrones,” so she knows a thing or two about eviscerating your enemies with a cutting insult or 10. READ MORE »


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In pretty much every way, I’m the target audience for The Bachelor. I’m a single woman in my thirties who lives in a city with a job and a healthy TV habit. I have zero romantic prospects, and own a cat. Yet, until this season’s premiere, I had never seen The Bachelor. I already know that… READ MORE »


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If I look at the entire show and everyone on it as occupants of an uncanny valley where finding true love is an act performed with the precision of a general preparing for war, I’m all in. READ MORE »


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I have gone my entire life without ever watching The Bachelor. On the occasion of its 20th season, I have decided to watch the entire show for the full season. Wish me luck. READ MORE »


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The man-flu can make you do all kinds of crazy things. For Australian politician Mike Baird, not only did it get him to watch the Thursday night finale of “The Bachelor Australia” — it made him livetweet it. His commentary injected some much needed dad-jokes into the social media conversation and gave us all a sense of what… READ MORE »


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Rumor has it, once again, the next season of “The Bachelor” will feature the third runner-up from the current season of “The Bachelorette.” So, who got sent home on last night’s episode and is thus going to be handing out roses next season? Spoilers ahead! READ MORE »


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Just two months after the finale of “The Bachelor” aired, Chris Soules and his final rose pick, Whitney Bischoff, have ended their engagement. “Bachelor” creator Mike Fleiss confirmed the news on Twitter:

Sad news to report: @souleschris and @whitbisch are no longer engaged…
— Mike Fleiss (@fleissmeister) May 28, 2015

“Whitney… READ MORE »


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Well, it turns out, ABC couldn’t decide between “charming, charismatic beauty, Britt” and “Kaitlyn, the gorgeous, fun- loving, warm-hearted, but irreverent firecracker.” (Um, Kaitlyn has more adjectives, doesn’t that count as extra points?) So they decided to do the most patriarchal thing ever: they’re letting the dudes decide. Last night on “After the Final Rose” READ MORE »


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BUT WHAT ABOUT HIS FARM IN IOWA?! READ MORE »


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The season is almost over! So which of Chris’s rejected girlfriends would be your ideal next “Bachelorette”? This flowchart will hep you out… READ MORE »


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Good news! Becca finally did tell Chris that she’s a virgin and his response was to sigh heavily, smile and reassure her that he just requires biweekly blowjobs and a finger in the butt on special occasions. READ MORE »


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Reminder: Every Monday, I livetweet a new, exhaustingly long episode of “The Bachelor” on my personal Twitter (@xoamelia), giving a detailed, hilarious, wine-and-weed-influenced critique of “Prince Farming” (oh go fuck yourself with that nickname, Chris Harrison) and his search for a woman willing to move to a post-apocalyptic hell tundra Iowa. And then every Tuesday,READ MORE »


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Reminder: Every Monday, I livetweet a new, exhaustingly long episode of “The Bachelor” on my personal Twitter (@xoamelia), giving a detailed, hilarious, wine-and-weed-influenced critique of “Prince Farming” (oh go fuck yourself with that nickname, Chris Harrison) and his search for a woman willing to move to a post-apocalyptic hell tundra Iowa. And then every Tuesday,READ MORE »


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Rumors are swirling about the true intentions of “Bachelor” Chris Soules. Life & Style claims he lied about having moved to L.A. to be a star, had a secret past engagement, and is potentially a “fraud.” Well, it’s a reality show, what did we expect? Whatever, I’m still a Chris fan. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
Harper Lee is… READ MORE »


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I’ve been watching “The Bachelor” since middle school. Yeah, it’s been on for that long, and I remember watching the first “Bachelor” couple in history say “I do.” Those two were Trista and Ryan. They are still together eight years later, however, “The Bachelor” was a little bit different then. It was much less dramatic and a lot… READ MORE »


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Reminder: Every Monday, I livetweet a new, exhaustingly long episode of “The Bachelor” on my personal Twitter (@xoamelia), giving a detailed, hilarious, wine-and-weed-influenced critique of “Prince Farming” (oh go fuck yourself with that nickname, Chris Harrison) and his search for a woman willing to move to a post-apocalyptic hell tundra Iowa. And then every Tuesday,READ MORE »


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