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Juan Pablo Galavis Still Hasn’t Told “Bachelor” Winner Nikki Ferrell That He Loves Her

  • “Bachelor” winner Nikki Ferrell and Worst “Bachelor” Ever Juan Pablo Galavis are starring on VH1′s “Couples Therapy,” and in the first episode, Nikki says Juan Pablo still hasn’t told her he loves her yet. According to Juan Pablo, he hasn’t said it yet because love is “when you feel that you cannot live without this girl. Now, I feel like if she left me, I’d be very sad. I don’t know if I’d die, but I’d be very sad.” How sweet. [People]
  • At long last, “Gilmore Girls” will make its way to Netflix Instant! All seven seasons will be available to stream starting in October. [Nylon]
  • A “Married …With Children” spinoff is reportedly in the works! [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Chris Soules Is Your New “Bachelor” Beefcake

  • Least surprising announcement in history: hot farmer Chris Soules will be the next star of “The Bachelor.” The adorable Iowan couldn’t tempt Andi Dorfman to the cornfields on last season’s “Bachelorette,” even though she would have inherited the world’s raddest mother-in-law. [US Weekly]
  • Samira Wiley from “Orange Is The New Black,” AKA Poussey, is dating one of the show’s writers, Lauren Morelli. Too cute! [Autostraddle]
  • Another “OITNB” new couple alert: Natasha Lyonne and Fred Armisen are dating. [US Weekly]
  • Jesse Helt from Salem, Oregon, has been identified as the young homeless man who accepted Miley Cyrus’ Video Music Award on her behalf on Sunday night. [Oregon Live] Keep reading »

“The Bachelorette” Superlatives: Two Reasons I Had To Turn Off Last Night’s Episode

"The Bachelorette" Superlatives: Two Reasons I Had To Turn Off Last Night's Episode

Every season, I dutifully sit through each needlessly long episode (two hours! why?!) of “The Bachelor” or “Bachelorette,” delighting in the ridiculousness of the various dates and awkwardness of the forced romantic interactions. But I hit a wall pretty early into last night’s episode and had to turn it off. Why? Well, I’ll let these two “Bachelorette” superlatives explain why… Keep reading »

“The Bachelorette” Superlatives: The Best & Worst Moments From Last Night’s Premiere

"The Bachelorette" Superlatives: The Best & Worst Moments From Last Night's Premiere

Woohoo! “The Bachelorette” is back! Andi Dorfman, last season’s tough talking DA who told Juan Pablo where to stick it, is basically this show’s ideal star. She’s pretty, she’s feisty and, most of all, she is desperate to find love and be engaged at the end. Unfortunately for her, the casting directors phoned it the fuck in this season, as over half of the dude contestants gave me MAJOR gay vibes and many of them are just straight up unattractive. Like, I’m pretty horny these days, and I would still need beer goggles to bring 95 percent of these dudebros home. If I was her, I would ask for a do over. Alas, the cards have been dealt and Chris Harrison has uttered those infamous words, “Let the journey begin!” Here’s this week’s recap — presented in superlatives! Keep reading »

Renee Oteri From “The Bachelor” Just Got Married!

Juan Pablo Is The Worst
4 Reasons Juan Pablo Galavis Is The Most Sexist, Slut-Shaming, Hypocritical "Bachelor" Ever
Four reasons Juan Pablo is a slut-shaming, sexist douchebag. Read More »
Why Clare Wasn't Picked
clare crawley
... to be the next "Bachelorette." (Supposedly.) Read More »
Nikki's YouTube Videos
"Bachelor" Juan Pablo Made A YouTube Video Publicly Declaring He "Adores" Nikki
Juan Pablo made a YouTube video publicly declaring he "adores" Nikki. Read More »
  • I’m genuinely happy to see Renee from this season of “The Bachelor” find a happy ending: she recently got married to Bracy Maynard, whom she described as her “best friend of 22 years.” Renee, her new man, and her eight-year-old son Ben will all live together in Seattle. Here she is looking in love and gorgeous with her new man — mazel tov, Renee! [US Weekly]
  • Here’s all the trailers for the final season of “Mad Men” which, unsurprisingly, tell us nothing about what’s going to happen. [Gothamist]
  • Rosario Dawson speaks Klingon. [TMZ]
  • Twitter has now been banned in Turkey by the increasingly repressive conservative government. [Washington Post]


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Source: Clare Crawley Wasn’t Picked To Be “The Bachelorette” Because She Had Sex With Juan Pablo

  • Fucking Juan Pablo in the ocean really screwed Clare: a source tells the blog Hollywood Life that she was in consideration to be “The Bachelorette,” but they were afraid they would lose viewers over her sexual behavior. As you certainly remember, Clare snuck over to Juan Pablo’s cabana one night and they had sex in the waves. (He later told Clare, “I loved fucking you.”) In the end, the source said, the producers decided Andi Dorfman was a “safer choice.” Amelia calls bullshit on this story because A) Clare is boring and no one really wants to watch her, period, and B) they rarely pick the runner-up because filming for the new season happens too soon after the other ends. [Hollywood Life]
  • Wesley Warren Jr., the man who recently had his 132 lb. scrotum removed, has died from unrelated health issues. [TMZ]
  • Add former “Laguna Beach” star Kristen Cavallari to the list of dumb-dumb celebs who refuse to vaccinate their kids because of autism fears. [Gawker]
  • A picture of Harry Styles wearing a Native American headdress has actually gotten One Directioners — who are not the most, shall we say, well-reasoned bunch — talking about cultural appropriation. Whoa. [Daily Mail UK] Keep reading »
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