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Over the years, the Frisky’s personal spiritual guide Mike “The SItuation” Sorrentino, of “Jersey Shore” fame, has given us many things to think about. Among them, how his lifestyle of Gym, Tanning, Laundry (GTL) applies to our own lives.
That’s why each Frisky lady gave us her own take on GTL (I personally follow CBL — Coffee, Brunch, Laundry). Check ‘em out after the jump and give us your own in the comments. Keep reading »
When Snooki came on the scene, we had to ask ourselves, Is this chick a comic genius? Or is she just downright stupid? Most would go with the latter (we have no comment). We’re now asking the same question of “The Situation,” who, we hear, is following in the steps of fellow “Jersey Shore” cast member JWoww by launching a clothing line. Here, “The Situation”‘s friend, “The Unit,” (dear lord) shows off a design from the collection, a wife beater with typical guido aesthetics—cheesy rosary design, bling-y details—and the requisite narcissism thanks to Mike’s nickname written on the front. Keep reading »
I have a confession to make. I love the male cast members of MTV’s now media-saturated hit, “Jersey Shore.” I want to rub my hands over The Situation‘s abs and my fingers through Pauly D‘s hair. I want to giggle at nothing with Ronnie and hold Vinny’s hand as we stroll down the boardwalk. Ladies, listen up: guidos are catches! Keep reading »
Before his six-pack abs got him the nickname “The Situation,” Mike Sorrentino rocked a decidedly un-”Jersey Shore” ensemble for a family portrait. Matching ribbed turtlenecks?! Wrong, just wrong! Check out other photos of Mike “The Situation,” a blond JWoww, and a slightly less crispy Pauly D when they were young in MTV’s “When I Was 17 Slideshow.” Not that the guidos are known for their chic style now, but yikes. Keep reading »
“Maybe it’s the abs or maybe it’s the green eyes. The Situation does look pretty good on TV. … This is just a way into the door for me. Reality is a stepping stone for me. Being one of the biggest names in reality or the country or the world or whatever, I definitely want to start moving into scripted and films in another year or two.”
Never in my life did I think I’d see the day when the word “guido” was splashed across the front page of The Village Voice, preferred liberal rag of East Village communists who haven’t trimmed their beards/armpit hair since ’68. But there are the boys of “Jersey Shore” oiled down (or is it greased up?) on the cover of the “Queer” issue. Yes, the queer issue.
A source told Page Six at The New York Post that the Shore’s biggest poonhounds “didn’t know” their cover would be for the gay issue. It’s funny, considering their homophobia and blustery machismo, but still a little unethical, no? [New York Post, The Village Voice] Keep reading »
Lord have mercy, The Situation has released a “rap” song. Titled “The Situation,” the verdict is clear — he should stick to fist-pumping on the boardwalk.
Alas, this “Jersey Shore” juicehead isn’t the only reality star with musical aspirations. Who could forget Countess LuAnn DeLesseps from “The Real Housewives of NYC,” who recently released her single, “Money Can’t Buy You Class”? (We’d prefer to forget about “Tardy For The Party” entirely.)
After the jump, I generously sacrifice my eardrums to investigate which reality show single sucks the hardest. Keep reading »