Last summer we blogged the minute-by-minute excitement surrounding Snooki‘s indignifying arrest for public drunkenness on a Seaside Heights beach. As of January 6, season three of “Jersey Shore” will be on MTV and we can all watch this little meatball wobble around the boardwalk asking where the beach is and then face-plant in the sand. In this just-released trailer, we learn Ronnie gets a proctology exam (ew!) and Sammi starts some ish with Snooki’s friend Deena, and J-Woww, and Snooki, and Ronnie … Damn, this crap does not get any less entertaining! [MTV] Keep reading »
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The Situation’s Workout Vid Bloopers
Watch Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino make a few oopsies on the set of his workout tape. Best part: while holding another man gently above his badonkadonk, The Sitch lets it slip, “Did I say brother or butter?” Hmm, clearly his mind wandered off into the butt sex scene in “Last Tango In Paris.” Also, please chime in with your opinion on this pressing question: did he stuff his basketball shorts or is he at half-mast the whole time? [The Hairpin] Keep reading »
The Situation Says He Is “Very Lonely”
“The scrutiny. And the microscope. Obviously it’s a blessing — the women and the money and the fame, but at the same time it’s — it’s actually very lonely. Very lonely. When you’re doing so well, when you have the year that I had, it’s hard to talk to people about it, because they think you’re being cocky. Plus, when it comes to women, you know, obviously, they’re throwing themselves at you — but for what reasons, you know what I mean?”
—Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino reflects on the downsides of fame to GQ. Someone give the man a hug. Though he’d probably prefer a smush. [PopEater] Keep reading »
Bristol Palin And The Situation Talk About Sex, Baby
The Situation Looks Dopey On The Cover Of Men’s Fitness
The editors of Men’s Fitness are hoping you’ll ignore the I’ve-got-a-poop-situation-in-my-pants look on Mike Sorrentino‘s face because surely you want his abs. [via Cover Awards] Keep reading »
The Situation’s Brother Accused Of Punching A Woman
If Mike Sorrentino is “The Situation,” we think his brother Marc should start going by “The Predicament.” Because he’s gotten himself into a pretty serious one. The 31-year-old owner of Naughty Limited—which runs several online porn sites—met a woman he met over the weekend while out partying with his brother. The woman says that she left the club with Marc to head back to his place in New Jersey. Only the encounter turned sour, and Mark allegedly punched her in the stomach. She has filed a misdemeanor complaint against him, and will presumably be seeing him in court. Just another reason to steer way clear of any of the guys even tangentially related to “Jersey Shore.” [NY Daily News] Keep reading »
The Situation Gives His Love Advice
“The best sex is often with a grenade—because she’s so grateful … Chicks do dig guys with shaved legs. Maybe they’re into the Michael Phelps look … Before any chick gets into my bed I make her slide into a 200-degree Jacuzzi to sterilize any microbial bacteria that might endanger my health.”
—Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino shares nuggets of wisdom like these in his new book, Here’s the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore. I know I’ll be getting a copy for everyone I know. At least I’m glad to hear that he thinks about STDs? Though, I’m not sure a doctor would sign off on this hot tub theory. [NY Post] Keep reading »
The Situation’s Book Cover Looks Very Erudite
When I heard that The Situation had a book coming out, I would’ve bet $200 smackeroos that the cover would be him lifting his shirt up. And, big shocker, I am right. Here is the cover to Here’s the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore. Start the countdown to November 2nd, when it will be available in bookstores. Just in time for National Cookie Monster Day. Keep reading »
Bristol Palin And The Situation Get Sexy On “Dancing With The Stars”
So, sue us, we are watching this week’s episode of “Dancing with the Stars” a little late. But we just had to bring you this clip of Bristol Palin getting sexy while rumba-ing with Mark Ballas to “Umbrella.” Her dancing was totally stiff, but that hip shimmy move wasn’t bad. And the faux making out was kind of hot. Do we think Sarah Palin, who was in the audience, liked Bristol’s warp-speed shirt pull-off maneuver? We bet she’ll be using that on Todd when she gets home.
The Situation seemed a touch more comfortable getting his sexy on. Or, err, standing in place while his partner danced around him. Keep reading »
Quickies: The Situation Is Planning A Move & A Soccer Player Gets Fresh With Ref
- Say buh-bye, Jersey. The Situation is moving to L.A. [PopEater]
- Hey, guess what, dude? You’re so not going to get the job. [Double Viking]
- Now’s your chance to smell like tattoo ink. [Refinery 29]
