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Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is Turning Into The Situation

Ugh, my Fantasy Dream Boyfriend Joseph Gordon-Levitt is looking like a total tool these days. That’s because, I guess, he’s filming a new movie called “Don Jon’s Addiction.” In it, he plays a dude addicted to porn who falls in love with Scarlett Johannson so it makes sense that he’s overly tanned and bulked up, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino-style. As such, we’re probably going to skip it and watch “Brick” again.

Evening Quickies: Ryan Gosling Isn’t Ready To Shack Up With Eva Mendes, Plus How “House” Should Have Ended

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  • Ryan Gosling isn’t ready to move in yet with GF Eva Mendes. There’s hope for you still, Amelia! [US Weekly]
  • Selena Gomez and 50 Shades Of Grey do not belong in the same sentence. [iVillage]
  • Oh shit, Usher’s custody battle with Tameka Foster is getting real: Usher claims that his ex-wife spit on his current girlfriend. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Bobbi Kristina Brown was busted for underage gambling in Las Vegas last weekend. She’s 19 and the legal age in Nevada is 21. Oopsies. [PopCrush] Keep reading »

Hot Links: The Situation Reveals What Led To His Drug Addiction, Stint In Rehab

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  • Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is opening up about his time spent in rehab for pain addiction. “Being in this business is not easy,” he explained. “I made a mistake by picking a substance over what I previously chose, which is fitness.” See his interview at the link![TooFab]
  • Um, apparently some people sell “roasted fetusus” on the black market for use in black magic ceremonies? [Huffington Post]
  • Find out why this etiquette expert says you shouldn’t “Pinterest your wedding” when you’re single. I’m not a etiquette expert, but I think posting wedding shit before you’re even engaged is cray-cray. [YourTango] Keep reading »

Mike “The Situation” Has A Girlfriend: All You Need To Know About Caitlin Wood

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I am a little worried about the possibility of an impending apocalypse. Not only is Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi sober, pregnant, and excited to be a mom—but Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has a girlfriend. Yes, a girlfriend. You know, one of those people who you let keep a toothbrush at your place rather than calling a cab to take home approximately five minutes after you’re done smushing? Her name is Caitlin J. Wood. Here’s hoping that she has had a full STD screening, and enjoys cleaning out hot tubs. Keep reading »

Jimmy Kimmel Asks “Jersey Shore” Dudes About “Hijinks In The Shower”

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It’s that time again: “Jersey Shore” infects your TV again tonight. (Itch, itch, itch.) God, I can’t wait. “Mob Wives” return to television is not making me stupid enough. The boys stopped by Jimmy Kimmel’s couch this week to talk tanning and Jimmy couldn’t resist a question about whether there have ever been any dude-on-dude “hijinks in the shower.” There haven’t yet … at least none that anyone will admit to. I guess Deena’s hookup with one of The Situation’s twins in Italy was the first, and last, slightly gay thing to happen on that show.  [Perez Hilton]

Vinny On The Situation: “I Just Kind Of Handle Him”

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“I was never best friends with Mike to begin with. I probably get along with him better now than I ever did. I just kind of handle him, but at the same time he’s a dramatic person and I’m not into that. That’s why I steer clear of him. Off the show we never really talk; we never have. We see each other at events and stuff — there are no hard feelings or anything — but on the show what you’re seeing now is me just avoiding drama. I can’t deal with it. It’s stressful enough being away from home, so I don’t need any more stress. And he brings a lot.”

– “Jersey Shore” castmate Vinny Guadagnino on his tenuous relationship with fellow castmate Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino. I think we can all agree that Mike is the worst. [NYMag.com]

Hot Links: Steve Madden’s Most Egregious Knock-Offs & The Situation Dissed By Apple

  • Steve Madden has a history of knocking off designer shoes; here are the brand’s most flagrant rip-offs. [The Gloss]
  • I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised that some dudes are using Occupy Wall Street as an excuse to “pick up chicks.” [Cracked]
  • Reese Witherspoon apparently has a girl crush on Jennifer Aniston. [The Stir]
  • Happy birthday, Bristol Palin! here are her most scandalous moments. [TooFab] Keep reading »

Need An $18 Talking “Jersey Shore” Pen? Sure You Do!

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If you haven’t seen enough of Snooki losing her s**t as of late— or her cooca for that matter — now you can bring a little piece of the “Jersey Shore” home. Thankfully, we don’t mean by way the way of crabs, but rather MTV.com’s three new “Jersey Shore” talking pens that can be yours today for the (t)winning price of $17.99! The voices of Pauly D, Snooki and The Situation are finally at your beck and call. Feeling down? Grab Snooki’s pen to release her classic “Waaaah!” Having trouble expressing what matters to you in life? The Situation has got your back: “If you don’t go to the gym, you don’t look good. If you don’t tan, you’re pale. And if you don’t do laundry, you ain’t got no clothes!” And you know which pen to grab if the cabs are here. They are available for your immediate satisfaction at MTV.com and … Walgreens. [MTV.com] Keep reading »

The Good, The Bad & The WTF: “Jersey Shore” Clubs At Three Clubs, Fights Three Fights

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“Being kicked out of the club? Meatball problems! Burning your cooca in the Jacuzzi? Meatball problems!” When Toys ‘R Us makes a Snooki doll, this is what I want mine to say. Yes, on last night’s episode of “Jersey Shore,” Snooki and Deena got in an ice-cube throwing fight (!) at a club and got kicked to the curb on their leopard print-covered asses. But that’s nothing compared to the two (!!) fights The Situation tried to start. Well, three fights, if you count the spatula that Deena threw at his head after he yelled something misogynist at her.

After the jump, the good, the bad and the WTF on last night’s episode of “Jersey Shore”:

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Suck On The Situation’s Designer Lollipop

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October 15th will be an historic day in the world of misguided celebrity merchandise as it marks the “unveiling” of The Situation’s couture lollipop. Yes, oh, yes, The Situation collaborated with the Sugar Factory to create this bejeweled, Italian treat for your sucking pleasure. Pair the pop with a shot of Devotion vodka to enhance its natural guido flavor. Because  fabulous people deserve a designer lolly. At $25 a piece and $12 for refills (huh?), these suckers should be flying off shelves.  Flying. [Bon Appetit]

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