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“The Situation” Sentenced To Anger Management Classes After Assaulting His Brother

  • Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino of “Jersey Shore” was sentenced to a 12-week anger management course after assaulting his brother at one of his family’s tanning salons (of course) last month. Mike told TMZ, “If that’s what’s needed, I’m willing to abide by the court’s rules and maybe it will help me out.” Maybe! [Page Six]
  • A guide to the props on “Orange Is The New Black.” [NYMag.com]
  • Lea Michele will guest star as a waitress on the final season of “Sons of Anarchy.” [TVLine]
  • What we can learn about today’s teens from Lifetime’s new movie “The Choking Game.” [Flavorwire] Keep reading »

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is Turning Into The Situation

Ugh, my Fantasy Dream Boyfriend Joseph Gordon-Levitt is looking like a total tool these days. That’s because, I guess, he’s filming a new movie called “Don Jon’s Addiction.” In it, he plays a dude addicted to porn who falls in love with Scarlett Johannson so it makes sense that he’s overly tanned and bulked up, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino-style. As such, we’re probably going to skip it and watch “Brick” again.

Evening Quickies: Ryan Gosling Isn’t Ready To Shack Up With Eva Mendes, Plus How “House” Should Have Ended

Ryan And Eva Do Paris
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Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes gallivant around the City of Lights. Read More »
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Ryan To The Rescue!
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The Gos actually saved a woman from getting hit by a taxi. Read More »
  • Ryan Gosling isn’t ready to move in yet with GF Eva Mendes. There’s hope for you still, Amelia! [US Weekly]
  • Selena Gomez and 50 Shades Of Grey do not belong in the same sentence. [iVillage]
  • Oh shit, Usher’s custody battle with Tameka Foster is getting real: Usher claims that his ex-wife spit on his current girlfriend. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Bobbi Kristina Brown was busted for underage gambling in Las Vegas last weekend. She’s 19 and the legal age in Nevada is 21. Oopsies. [PopCrush] Keep reading »

Hot Links: The Situation Reveals What Led To His Drug Addiction, Stint In Rehab

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  • Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is opening up about his time spent in rehab for pain addiction. “Being in this business is not easy,” he explained. “I made a mistake by picking a substance over what I previously chose, which is fitness.” See his interview at the link![TooFab]
  • Um, apparently some people sell “roasted fetusus” on the black market for use in black magic ceremonies? [Huffington Post]
  • Find out why this etiquette expert says you shouldn’t “Pinterest your wedding” when you’re single. I’m not a etiquette expert, but I think posting wedding shit before you’re even engaged is cray-cray. [YourTango] Keep reading »

Mike “The Situation” Has A Girlfriend: All You Need To Know About Caitlin Wood

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Is The Situation getting his own show? Read More »
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This is what guidos wear to a Jersey wedding. Read More »
I Love "Jersey Shore"
A self-proclaimed smart girl on why she loves the Seaside Heights gang. Read More »

I am a little worried about the possibility of an impending apocalypse. Not only is Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi sober, pregnant, and excited to be a mom—but Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has a girlfriend. Yes, a girlfriend. You know, one of those people who you let keep a toothbrush at your place rather than calling a cab to take home approximately five minutes after you’re done smushing? Her name is Caitlin J. Wood. Here’s hoping that she has had a full STD screening, and enjoys cleaning out hot tubs. Keep reading »

Jimmy Kimmel Asks “Jersey Shore” Dudes About “Hijinks In The Shower”

"Jersey Shore" Season 5
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Vinny's Rape Rap
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Vinny debuted a rap song about "rapin' it." Read More »
Sitch's Lollipop
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The Situation is hawking a lollipop, for some reason. Read More »
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It’s that time again: “Jersey Shore” infects your TV again tonight. (Itch, itch, itch.) God, I can’t wait. “Mob Wives” return to television is not making me stupid enough. The boys stopped by Jimmy Kimmel’s couch this week to talk tanning and Jimmy couldn’t resist a question about whether there have ever been any dude-on-dude “hijinks in the shower.” There haven’t yet … at least none that anyone will admit to. I guess Deena’s hookup with one of The Situation’s twins in Italy was the first, and last, slightly gay thing to happen on that show.  [Perez Hilton]

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