Tag Archives: the simpsons

If Ned Flanders Cooked Meth

A “Breaking Bad” meets “The Simpsons” mashup? Sure, why not! I love that Jane, Jesse Pinkman’s druggie girlfriend from season two of “Breaking Bad,” is depicted as a frog dissection experiment gone wrong. [The Daily What]

Do Not Want: Terrifying Simpson’s Feet

Haven’t you always wanted to look like a Matt Groening character? We thought so. And so does Prada’s shoe designer, apparently, who has whipped up these terrifying, cartoonish, Marge Simpson-esque shoe boots for your shoe-obsessed pleasure. [Shoelust] Keep reading »

“The Simpsons” Gets The Porn Treatment


One time, I was dating this guy, and I said something smarty-pants, and he was like, “Susannah, for you, nothing is sacred.” And I was like, “Uh, yeah?” This porn spoof of “The Simpsons” brings the sentiment to mind. To see something like the Simpsons family turned into porno circus freaks has traumatized my brain, and I am not sure I will ever recover. I surmise the premise is Homer is making a porno, and every one makes an appearance. Everyone who is also yellow-green. I feel ill. Help me. [Boing Boing] Keep reading »

Homer Simpson Tries To Cheer Up Sad Keanu

Not even Homer Simpson can cheer up sad Keanu Reeves with a doughnut. D’oh! [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Michelle Obama: “Before I Was Who I Am Today, I Was A Nerd”

OK, that’s not a real quote from the First Lady. But it is what Michelle Obama‘s character on “The Simpsons” said when she stopped by Springfield to assure Lisa Simpson that it’s OK to be smart. Damn, why couldn’t she have stopped by our elementary school to defend us from social ostracism? [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Why, Marge, Why?

Is nothing sacred? Marge Simpson graces the cover of the November issue of Playboy magazine. Where’s Homer? [TMZ] Keep reading »

Quickies!: Marge Simpson Could Be Featured In Playboy?!

  • Hugh Hefner made a disturbing announcement via Twitter that said “Marge Simpson has a surprise for her fans in the November issue of Playboy.” [Jezebel] — Something tells me it’s not what we all think it is. But then again…animated porn is kind of entertaining.
  • Chris Brown knows a thing or two about tagging a wall with graffiti, so his community service should be a breeze. [PopEater]
  • Finally, a guy admits that most men behave like wusses when it comes to dating women. [Bullz-Eye] — Now if only I could figure out a polite way to send my ex this link.
  • Keep reading »

    The Simpsons Get Shut Off

    A Venezuelan TV Channel is pulling The Simpsons off the air after being barraged with complaints that the show is not appropriate for children. Jeez. Don’t have a cow, man! According to the station manager, “The Simpsons worked very well — so much so that it had the highest levels of viewership for that morning timetable in the history of the channel.” However, despite its popularity, their viewers’ morality grievances have made the station cut the show’s successful run short. So, what’s airing in the 11am time slot instead? Baywatch: Hawaii. Doh! [MSNBC] Keep reading »