Is nothing sacred? Marge Simpson graces the cover of the November issue of Playboy magazine. Where’s Homer? [TMZ]

Hugh Hefner made a disturbing announcement via Twitter that said “Marge Simpson has a surprise for her fans in the November issue of Playboy.” [Jezebel]—Something tells me it’s not what we all think it is. But then again…animated porn is kind of entertaining.

Chris Brown knows a thing or two about tagging a wall with graffiti, so his community service should be a breeze. [PopEater]

Finally, a guy admits that most men behave like wusses when it comes to dating women. [Bullz-Eye]—Now if only I could figure out a polite way to send my ex this link.

A Venezuelan TV Channel is pulling The Simpsons off the air after being barraged with complaints that the show is not appropriate for children. Jeez. Don’t have a cow, man! According to the station manager, “The Simpsons worked very well — so much so that it had the highest levels of viewership for that morning timetable in the history of the channel.” However, despite its popularity, their viewers’ morality grievances have made the station cut the show’s successful run short.  So, what’s airing in the 11am time slot instead? Baywatch: Hawaii.  Doh! [MSNBC]