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Heidi Montag, Jake Pavelka & Danielle Staub Starring In A Reality Show. Like, Together.

So, Heidi Montag, Jake Pavelka, and Danielle Staub walk into a bar. No, sadly, this is not a joke. Apparently, this is a new reality TV show. The three were in Los Angeles filming the series today and were photographed around a lunch table together. We have no idea what exactly the show will be, especially considering that the only thing uniting these three is that fact that they were controversy lightening rods on “The Hills,” “The Bachelor,” and “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” respectively. Maybe they’ll team up to fight crime? Or perhaps this is a new-fangled “Three’s Company”? Or a porno? Your guess is as good as mine. But, gulp, we will be watching. [Hollywood Hiccups, Daily Mail] Keep reading »

Danielle Staub Performs Her Creepy Song For Maury Povich

 

Former “Real Housewives of New Jersey” cast member Danielle Staub and her “singing partner,” Lori Michaels, stopped by “The Maury Povich Show” the other day. But they weren’t there for a paternity test, no sir, they were there to perform their single, “Real Close.” By George! They’ve created a new genre of music that I’m dubbing “skin suit pop.” It’s the song you sing to someone before you skin them alive. I’m thinking that she originally penned this tune for Jacqueline Laurita. Does she even need to ask why we’re so scared to be close to her? [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

“The Real Housewives Of New Jersey” Reunion Part 1: A Study In Subtext

I finally got to watch “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” reunion, part one. Holy crap! I still can’t believe there’s more to come. No wonder Teresa is allegedly demanding that producers double her salary. Being on that show is like going into a war zone.

There’s so much to discuss! Like, for starters, why were they talking in secret NJ code the whole time? It was a full hour of trying to decipher the many meanings of the word “bitch,” the tenor of each raised eyebrow and the shade of angry behind each guttural growl. After the jump, we investigate the meaning behind Danielle’s comment about Teresa’s “nephew” and all the Dina drama. Keep reading »

Danielle Staub Warbles Again — This Time With Backup Dancers!


Hey guys, how did you spend your morning? Mine was significantly less exciting than Danielle Staub’s. She made her morning news performance debut on New York’s “PIX Morning News,” performing her song “Real Close” alongside a harem of gay male dancers and her possible-romantic partner Lori Michaels. It’s pretty impossible for me to put into words how amazingly atrocious this performance is. Here, let Ami try: “Noooooo! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My day is over.” Meanwhile, Annika thinks it’s terribly sad that Danielle has stolen her younger daughter’s dream of being a singer, to which Julie adds, “Yes, and that isn’t even the saddest thing in that girl’s life.” True. Also: “I feel like my soul has been sucked out of my body.” Yes, that just about sums it up. [PIX Morning News] Keep reading »

The 5 Best Moments In “The Real Housewives Of New Jersey” Reunion Special Preview

Holy crap! Is it almost August 30? “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” two-part reunion special preview is up. I don’t need to see more than 1:53 to know that it is going to be the trash TV of the century. After the jump, the top five best moments … just from the freaking preview. Keep reading »

“Real Housewives”‘ Teresa Giudice Files For Bankruptcy, Celebrates With $60K Shopping Spree

So, how does a New Jersey housewife and her juicy delicious husband celebrate declaring bankruptcy after going $11 million in debt? With a five-figure shopping spree of course! According to The New York Post, after Teresa and Joe Giudice filed for bankruptcy and put their home and possessions up for auction, they went ahead and racked up an additional $60,000 on new home furnishings — for what home?! “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” star has always had a bit of a shopping problem, but spending money that you don’t have, while filing for bankruptcy on the money you already owe seems to be, I dunno, completely insane and offensive to those who have real money problems. How are they going to afford to send their four daughters to college beauty pageant school? [NY Post] Keep reading »

Danielle Staub: The Game

Danielle Staub has a penchant for dramatic breaks from friends. So we created this Candy Land-style game—you know, for kids. Stay buds with Danielle until the end and you win! So far no one has come close. Who wants to play?

Oh, and for a bigger version of the game, click here. Keep reading »

Danielle Staub Accuses Former Partner-In-Crime Of Stalking Her

Surprise! Another loser from “Real Housewives of New Jersey” star Danielle Staub’s past has turned on her. Ex-con Danny Aguilar, a friend and, uh, partner-in-crime of Danielle’s from the ’80s, demanded that Danielle pay him $100,000 this past weekend. Why? Because he thinks she owes him. Big time. Keep reading »

Next Up On “The Real Housewives Of New Jersey”: An Ashley/Danielle Smackdown


One of the biggest feuds on this season of “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” has been an unexpected one—between Ashley, Jacqueline’s teenage daughter, and Danielle Staub. The two apparently exchanged harsh words online, with Ashley starting an “I Hate Danielle Staub” Facebook group. Earlier this season, Danielle threatened to call the police when Ashley supposedly texted her threatening messages. But apparently, we’re about to witness a physical altercation between the two in July 12′s episode. Keep reading »

Is Danielle Staub Really Having A Lesbian Affair With Lori Michaels?

Chances are, you didn’t bother to watch yesterday’s video of Danielle Staub performing the stalker-tastic song “Real Close” with Lori Michaels on “Watch What Happens Live.” I know I didn’t the first time around. But the last 20 seconds of the clip is actually where things get interesting—”Real Housewife” Danielle implies that she and Lori are doing the deed. Sure, during the performance, she threw her arm around Lori and sang directly into her eyes. But when the two sat down for an interview with Andy Cohen, Danielle took things to another level. Danielle motioned to Lori sit down in the chair and than draped herself across Lori’s lap. When Andy asks, “Now are you two together?” Lori shook her head “no.” But then Danielle cut her off, petting Lori’s hair and saying, “We’re not saying anything besides that we’re together doing the song, real close.”

Seriously, Danielle? Keep reading »

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