Guys, we need to have a conversation about “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,” specifically the show’s newest cast member, Carlton Gebbia. Carlton, who hails from the UK incase you couldn’t tell by her snooty accent, is a witch. Rather, she’s a practicing Wiccan, but she has an affinity for religious symbols and iconography in general, especially from an interior decorating perspective. Her gothic-style house is covered in crosses, pentagrams and other religious symbols — but don’t you dare think that’s any excuse to inquire about something as personal as her religious beliefs. After last night’s episode of “RHOBH,” which gave viewers a closer look at her home, her nanny (more on her in a sec) and her interactions with the other housewives, I am pretty much obsessed with Carlton and her potty mouth. She’s like Bellatrix Lestrange, but less threatening to child wizards. Anyway, allow me to review the reasons why Carlton is awesome, after the jump… Keep reading »
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10 Reasons To Be Obsessed With Carlton Gebbia, “The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills”‘ Resident Wiccan
I guess “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” HBIC Lisa Vanderpump was in New York last week to promote her new Bravo disaster “Vanderpump Rules,” and she spent a little quality time with comedienne Julie Klausner. Klausner took her to the faux dive bar The Rusty Knot, and foisted picklebacks (a personal fave) upon her. Lisa was not having it, but she was having a really good game of pool. Lisa strikes me as the one real housewife who actually has a sense of humor, and plus, she has Jiggy, so what’s not to love? [NYMag.com]
Ignore that rich-looking woman holding him — that’s Lisa Vanderpump, natch — we’re more concerned with what Mr. Jiggy, resident fancy pants dog of “The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills,” is wearing. It’s an animal-print pea coat. I wonder if Jiggy is offended that he’s been put in a pattern from the cat family. I mean, is Jiggy offended by anything? Because maybe he should be. Then again, maybe I’m just jealous that Jiggy has nicer clothes than me. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
“I’ve seen circumstances with people that I know are in love with their spouse and they made one mistake and I said — this is somebody that I know, nobody that anybody knows here, ‘Listen, if this really was a one time mistake, and you did not put this person in jeopardy,’ I personally think you should deal with it with yourself and with God and not go and say: ‘Honey look what I did,’ because I knew that this would ruin their relationship and their life. And I can tell you that many, many, many years later they’re happy and together and she did make that mistake and she has to carry that and live with that.”
– Kyle Richards of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” (and Paris Hilton’s aunt) appeared on “Good Morning America” to promote her book and shared this sage advice to Robin Roberts. She was explaining a passage in her book, Life Is Not a Reality Show: Keeping It Real With The Housewife Who Does It All, in which she advises, ”If you cheat once, don’t tell. You get a free pass.” Keep reading »
Since the start of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” latest season, I haven’t been able to pinpoint my feelings on Brandi Glanville. Each episode, my thoughts on her vacillate wildly. Very first impression, I wasn’t a fan. Maybe it was my spidey senses tingling that there was something “off” about her, or maybe I was just jealous of her ridiculous body. But then, when the rest of the cast reverted to high school mean girls, laughing and whispering about her — in front of her — I felt bad for her. And that sort of trumped my initial bad vibes toward her.
I now know that it’s all relative. Not excusing the ladies’ rude obnoxious behavior, but Brandi is kind of a yahoo. And not just because of the way she acted in last night’s episode. Because the former Mrs. Eddie Cibrian had a drunken marriage in Vegas this past weekend – and, to add insult to injury, followed it up with a barrage of idiotic tweets. Read more…
Is Kim Richards a housewife without a home? The ”Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” is currently is rehab, reportedly getting treated for alcohol abuse and “serious issues,” a source tells People. But when Kim leaves rehab, where will she go?
Viewers of the show have watched her fall in love — and prepare to move in with — her beau Ken. But according to the source, the relationship has since fizzled and Kim is without a home. Read more…
In the opening credits of ”The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,” Taylor Armstrong says she’s finally found her voice, and she’s not afraid to use it.
Now, the reality TV star is putting her words down on paper. Taylor is reportedly writing a tell-all about her marriage toRussell Armstrong, who committed suicide in August. Read more…
I have a very soft spot in heart for ABC, the ultimate ’80s band in my mind. As a kid, I remember absolutely loving their video for the song “Poison Arrow.” It shows frontman Martin Fry lusting after a beautiful big-haired brunette, dripping in diamonds and fur, who eventually shrinks him and traps him under a martini glass. Well, apparently—the girl in the video is none other than restauranteur Lisa Vanderpump of “The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills.” Oh, how worlds collide. [Limelife] Keep reading »