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Lady Gaga’s Video For “G.U.Y.” Is 8 Minutes Of WTF

Lady Gaga's Video For "G.U.Y." Is 8 Minutes Of WTF
Gaga, I Don't Get It

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that Lady Gaga needs to take a lil’ break. I’m pretty sure she not only spent whatever cash she has left in her bank account on her new video for “G.U.Y.”, but also had to call in a favor with pal Andy Cohen because she was out of cash and needed more extras. That has to be why he and a bunch of “The Real Housewives” are in this video, right? I mean, why else would Lady Gaga would put Kim Richards in a pink suit and ask her to strum a guitar if she wasn’t desperate? Gaga, I think you need to take a step back, recuperate some of the dough you blew on ArtPop, make sweet love to your hot boyfriend, Taylor Kinney, reevaluate your relationships with predatory assholes like R. Kelly and Terry Richardson, ditch that vomit artist, and come back when you’re interesting again.

10 Reasons To Be Obsessed With Carlton Gebbia, “The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills”‘ Resident Wiccan

Meet Carlton Gebbia, "The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills"' Resident Wiccan
"I have practiced dark. But now, I practice light."

Guys, we need to have a conversation about “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,” specifically the show’s newest cast member, Carlton Gebbia. Carlton, who hails from the UK incase you couldn’t tell by her snooty accent, is a witch. Rather, she’s a practicing Wiccan, but she has an affinity for religious symbols and iconography in general, especially from an interior decorating perspective. Her gothic-style house is covered in crosses, pentagrams and other religious symbols — but don’t you dare think that’s any excuse to inquire about something as personal as her religious beliefs. After last night’s episode of “RHOBH,” which gave viewers a closer look at her home, her nanny (more on her in a sec) and her interactions with the other housewives, I am pretty much obsessed with Carlton and her potty mouth. She’s like Bellatrix Lestrange, but less threatening to child wizards. Anyway, allow me to review the reasons why Carlton is awesome, after the jump… Keep reading »

Lisa Vanderpump Is A Surprisingly Good Pool Player

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Gettin' Jiggy With It

I guess “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” HBIC Lisa Vanderpump was in New York last week to promote her new Bravo disaster “Vanderpump Rules,” and she spent a little quality time with comedienne Julie Klausner. Klausner took her to the faux dive bar The Rusty Knot, and foisted picklebacks (a personal fave) upon her. Lisa was not having it, but she was having a really good game of pool. Lisa strikes me as the one real housewife who actually has a sense of humor, and plus, she has Jiggy, so what’s not to love? [NYMag.com]

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Ignore that rich-looking woman holding him — that’s Lisa Vanderpump, natch — we’re more concerned with what Mr. Jiggy, resident fancy pants dog of “The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills,” is wearing. It’s an animal-print pea coat. I wonder if Jiggy is offended that he’s been put in a pattern from the cat family. I mean, is Jiggy offended by anything? Because maybe he should be. Then again, maybe I’m just jealous that Jiggy has nicer clothes than me. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]

Kyle Richards Advocates Keeping A One-Time Affair To Yourself

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“I’ve seen circumstances with people that I know are in love with their spouse and they made one mistake and I said — this is somebody that I know, nobody that anybody knows here, ‘Listen, if this really was a one time mistake, and you did not put this person in jeopardy,’ I personally think you should deal with it with yourself and with God and not go and say: ‘Honey look what I did,’ because I knew that this would ruin their relationship and their life. And I can tell you that many, many, many years later they’re happy and together and she did make that mistake and she has to carry that and live with that.”

– Kyle Richards of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” (and Paris Hilton’s aunt) appeared on “Good Morning America” to promote her book and shared this sage advice to Robin Roberts. She was explaining a passage in her book, Life Is Not a Reality Show: Keeping It Real With The Housewife Who Does It All, in which she advises, ”If you cheat once, don’t tell. You get a free pass.” Keep reading »

Brandi Glanville’s Drunken Wedding Shows The “Housewives” Are Right About Her

Since the start of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” latest season, I haven’t been able to pinpoint my feelings on Brandi Glanville. Each episode, my thoughts on her vacillate wildly. Very first impression, I wasn’t a fan. Maybe it was my spidey senses tingling that there was something “off” about her, or maybe I was just jealous of her ridiculous body. But then, when the rest of the cast reverted to high school mean girls, laughing and whispering about her — in front of her — I felt bad for her. And that sort of trumped my initial bad vibes toward her.

I now know that it’s all relative. Not excusing the ladies’ rude obnoxious behavior, but Brandi is kind of a yahoo. And not just because of the way she acted in last night’s episode. Because the former Mrs. Eddie Cibrian had a drunken marriage in Vegas this past weekend – and, to add insult to injury, followed it up with a barrage of idiotic tweets. Read more…

 

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