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13 Food Terms That Should Never Be Used To Describe Men’s Bodies

Ami AngelowiczApril 10, 2012 //

On the season finale of “The Real Housewives of Atlanta,” Kandi Burruss finally managed to gross me out. And no, it had nothing to do with her va-jay-jay/pee-pee/sex toy talk. When auditioning male models for her Bedroom Kandi launch party, she referred to a man’s chest hair as something truly revolting. “I don’t care  if you have a little bit of hair, but I don’t want it to look like curled up, little naps, like little taco meat,” Kandi said after seeing Termaine shirtless. I’m sure poor Termaine went home ASAP and waxed his “taco meat.” Ewww.  Not only was that beyond gross, but the poor guy is probably going to have a complex for the rest of his life. As will I. I am going to live in fear of thinking of tacos every time a man gets naked in front of me. Make it stop. After the jump, more gross food terms that should NEVER be used to describe a man’s body. Keep reading »

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The Real March Madness: Phaedra Parks Vs. Courtney Robertson

Amelia McDonell-ParryMarch 23, 2012 //
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The thing that defines these two reality show nutters is their penchant for ridiculous one-liners. “I was as crazy as a vampire in sunlight,” “Real Housewives of Atlanta” star Phaedra Parks proclaimed about giving birth. “Winning!” Courtney Robertson cried as she capably seduced “Bachelor” Ben Flajnik. But that is where the similarities in their craziness end. Courtney is cold and calculating, while Phaedra is a self-described “Southern belle.” Courtney set her sights on winning the heart of a fratty winemaker, while Phaedra’s goal is to own a funeral home. Who do you think is the nuttiest reality TV fruitcake?

Who Is The Crazier Reality TV Cast Member?

  • Courtney Robertson is "Winning!" this one. (62%, 198 Votes)
  • Phaedra Parks is the belle of this ball. (38%, 123 Votes)
Total Voters: 320

Listen: “Real Housewife” Sheree Whitfield Releases First Single, “Who Gon Check Me Boo?”

Ami AngelowiczJanuary 23, 2012 //
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For a mere 99 cents on iTunes, you can own “RHOA” star, Sheree Whitfield’s new single, “Who Gon Check Me Boo?” Or you can just listen to it right here because I’ve procured it for you.You can take a listen to her musical artistry after the jump. Keep reading »

“Real Housewife” Nene Leakes Kicked Some Ass On “Glee”

Ami AngelowiczJanuary 18, 2012 //
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In a “Glee” episode plagued with cheesy as hell plot lines (Mr. Shue wants Finn to be his best man? Coach Beiste got married in Vegas? What?), last night’s highlight was Nene Leakes as tough-talking synchronized swimming coach, Roz Washington. I didn’t know what to expect, but I am happy to report that the “Real Housewife of Atlanta” star rocked her cameo with wry one-liners like, “If you pee in my pool, I will kill you.” You can watch a clip of her scene here. I hope we see her again this season. I like watching her act better than I like watching her act like herself. What did you think of Nene’s acting debut?

18 Hilariously Inspiring Quotes From Phaedra Parks Of “The Real Housewives Of Atlanta”

Amelia McDonell-ParryNovember 28, 2011 //
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Nene Leakes is SO OVER. Atlanta’s most entertaining Housewife by far is Phaedra Parks, the attorney, new mom, and self-described Southern belle of “The Real Housewives of Atlanta.” This season, Phaedra has really come into her own, delivering even more hilarious, yet inspiring quotes, all while she considers opening her own funeral home (?!), keeps her ex-con hubby Apollo in check, raises their baby Ayden, and parties with strippers. Some people — ahem, Cynthia’s cranky husband Peter — think Phaedra is dumb, but I think she’s savvy and witty. After the jump, 18 pieces of Phaedra’s amazing wisdom. Keep reading »

Ridiculous, The Male Stripper Who Can Blow Himself, Entertains “The Real Housewives Of Atlanta”

Amelia McDonell-ParryNovember 28, 2011 //
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Did you happen to catch last night’s “Real Housewives of Atlanta”? I hope so, because it was ridiculous. RiDICKulous. Kandi threw herself a 35th birthday party and Phaedra — who has swiftly become my favorite Housewife of all time, more on that in another post — invited a special guest to entertain them. His name is Ridiculous, and he is a male stripper with a penis so big, he can suck it himself. And he does! As part of his routine! Ridiculous’s penis is so big, Bravo felt the need to blur out his bulge. Sadly, they only showed us the shocked reactions of the partygoers — not to mention uptight tantrums from Nene and Kandi’s mom — to his “performance.” I think Ridiculous seems very talented and I would be interested in reviewed his services in person some time. Call me, Phaedra. [BravoTV]

Exclusive Details: “Real Housewives” Star Kim Zolciak Weds!

TooFabNovember 12, 2011 //

Kim Zolciak can officially join the ranks of the “Real Housewives” — the buxom blond is now a married woman! The star of Bravo’s “The Real Housewives of Atlanta,” 34, wed Atlanta Falcons defensive end Kroy Biermann, 26, on Friday in the backyard of her Atlanta home.

Kim wore a bustier dress (naturally) covered in Swarovski crystals. She and her bridal party donned custom jewelry by Michael Raven.

“This has been the happiest day of my life,” Kim told Life & Style, who first reported the union. “It’s been perfect. It’s been a dream come true.” Read more…

“Real Housewives Of Atlanta” Recap: NeNe Leaks Isn’t As Tough As She Seems

Amelia McDonell-ParryNovember 7, 2011 //
The premiere episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta brought on many new things. We got to see what Kim Zolciak is like pregnant (yay, us!). We learned that Kandi Burruss is coming out with a line of sex toys, which will include -- wait for it -- a vibrator that syncs up to iTunes to play your favorite jam while you're ... you know. We got wind of the fact that Phaedra Parks has a passion for funeral planning. And we got see our girl NeNe Leaks go toe-to-toe with the prissy Sheree Whitfield. Oh, girls, where have you been? »
November 7, 2011
Source: The Stir

“RHOA” Star Kim Zolciak Before She Wore Wigs

Ami AngelowiczNovember 2, 2011 //
Kim Zolciak Before She Was Famous
Kim Zolciak Before She Was Famous
Kim Zolciak Before She Was Famous
Kim Zolciak Before She Was Famous
Kim Zolciak Before She Was Famous
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Before she was big on wigs, “Real Housewives of Atlanta” star Kim Zolciak was big on hairspray. Bravo released some pictures of her back in the day. I must say, her natural hair is impressively large. And, now that I can see her real face, it’s clear who her daughter Brielle takes after. Click through to see more pics of Kim before she was tardy for the party. [Too Fab]

Kandi Burruss Has A Sex Toy Line

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comAugust 16, 2011 //

All of a sudden, Kandi Koated Nights has a brand new meaning. Apparently, Kandi Burruss of “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” has branched out from her online talk show and has started making her own sex toy line. We won’t know much about the products in the line until the launch party, which is happening sometime in the near future, but I am crossing my fingers for lots of glitter and animal print. Whatever the toys may be, I have to give Kandi props for thinking outside the box. Thank goodness she didn’t do the expected—like bottle a perfume, or create her own clothes line, like so many castmates before her. [Huffington Post, The YBF] Keep reading »

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