• Kevin Jonas proposed to girlfriend Danielle Deleasa, who gladly accepted. [PopEater]—I still can’t tell the Jonases apart, but I’m probably not the only one.
• Michael Jackson reportedly named his mother Katharine as legal guardian of his children, and if something happens to her, then Diana Ross is supposed to take over the duty. [Dlisted]—Katharine seems like a good choice, but I wouldn’t want my children around Joe Jackson even if he isn’t legally in charge.
• Ryan O’Neal banned his eldest son Griffin from attending Farrah Fawcett’s funeral, even though he drove 300 miles to pay his respects. [Perez Hilton]

It’s new release Tuesday, so it’s time to take the latest tunes for a spin. This week’s big release is from the Jonas Brothers—and sorry, but it’s pretty blah since all the boys do is whine about “Lines, Vines and Trying Times.” Luckily, there are some great new albums coming at ya from a few musicians and bands you may or may not have heard of—including Laura Izibor, Street Sweeper Social Club, Jill Hennessy, Sarah Jarosz, and Among The Oak And Ash. 

The gold jacket is so going to become this generation’s version of Michael Jackson’s black and red “Thriller” jacket. [Madrid, Spain, 6/14/09]

The Jonas Brothers are a little behind on putting out a “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)” tribute, but we still appreciate Joe Jonas’ attempt at doing Beyonce’s signature moves while wearing a unitard and heels. Our only question: How does he not know all the words?!

The American Idol finale certainly had star power. Mike Myers, Seal, Donna Summer, Jimmy Kimmel, Bryan Adams, ZZ Top, The Jonas Brothers, OneRepublic, Jordin Sparks, Ben Stiller, Robert Downey Jr., Jack Black, Gladys Knight, Carrie Underwood, and George Michael all made appearances or sang on the show, but some of the people who performed were not good, namely The Jonas Brothers and OneRepublic. Watch their performances after the jump, then vote on who you think would be eliminated first if they had been competing on Idol.