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Romance On TV: Will Lauren & Brody, Not To Mention Heidi’s Face, Ever Be The Same?

Whoa, The Hills in all its scripted glory, was awesome. It should always be an hour! The show, back for a mini-interim season, started off with Lauren and Whitney headed to Paris to help out Teen Vogue at the Crillon Ball, a fancy-schmancy debutante event for rich socialite kids. Within, like, seconds of landing at Charles de Gaulle Airport, Whitney and Lauren immediately start to slack off on their, you know, jobs by opting to pick up their ball gowns instead of running Teen Vogue errands, while Lauren finds out Brody has managed to find a girlfriend since she left L.A. Seriously, time moves fast in LC’s world. Back in L.A., Spencer is shedding a tear into his beer because Heidi has headed back to the homey, unpretentious Colorado town that managed to spit out her trashtastic, gossip-chasing self, in order to get some breathing room from their sad little relationship. Keep reading »

Catching Up With The Hills

Our favorite craptastic TV show is back tonight and we’re so excited. However, just in case you haven’t been keeping as close of tabs as we have on Lauren, Heidi, Spencer, Brody, Audrina, and Whitney, here are some things you’ve might have missed:

  • According to The New York Times‘ Ginia Bellafonte, Heidi Montag is a “feminist hero” this season, because she maneuvers “her way to a bigger position at the event-planning company where she orchestrates Nascar parties, and refusing to acquiesce to the demands of her fiancé, Spencer, that she get herself home on time.” Mmm, kay. Clearly Miss Bellafonte just caught her first episode of the show. [NY Times]
  • Lauren, Whitney, and Heidi all have clothing lines. Lauren showed her collection at LA Fashion Week. We think it’s expensive Forever 21. Whitney we expect better from. Heidi’s…well, would you take fashion lessons from a woman wearing this?
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    The Hills Preview: Oh My Gosh, We’re Gonna Die

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    Star Couplings: Lauren Conrad Snogs Stephen Colletti — Been There, Done That!

  • Lauren Conrad was busted swapping spit with her high school (not quite) boyfriend at a club in LA this weekend. This comes on the heels of news that her high school rival, Kristen Cavallari, might be joining The Hills next season — Lauren famously tried to steal Stephen from Kristin on Laguna Beach. We know we’re probably too old to be caring about this, but OMG, WE ARE SO EXCITED! [Us Weekly]
  • SNL-alum Jimmy Fallon married producer Nancy Juvoven in a small ceremony in the Caribbean this weekend. Juvoven and Drew Barrymore’s production company, Flower Films, was behind the Fallon/Barrymore romantic comedy Fever Pitch, a movie we loved but everyone else hated. [Us Weekly]
  • Despite reports saying she’s knocked up, Nicole Kidman says she is not pregnant with hubby Keith Urban’s baby (a rumor that has been circulating constantly since the two got married). This begs the question: does Botox cause infertility? [Us Weekly]
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    The Hills Is A Sexless City

    Some people say that The Hills is a younger, reality version of Sex and the City. We don’t really see how this can be true: There was actual sex (sometimes kinky) on SATC, but the most Brody Jenner has gotten from Lauren is a little make out action when they were in Vegas celebrating his birthday. Towards the end of this season we thought Lauren seemed a little cold and detached. For example, when Brody came over, she had tons and tons of candles all over her apartment, but despite the romantic lighting, he had to convince her to cuddle with him! We would cuddle with Brody any day (and kiss him with tongue, another rare occurrence on the show). [E!]
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    The Hills Finale: That Was It?!

    Catherine and I IM’d in a frenzy this morning about the snoozefest that was The Hills season finale (or wasssss it???) last night, so we’ll get to a recap in a second, but earlier in the day, TMZ reported that Heidi and Spencer (known in the blogosphere as “Speidi”) have called off their totally ridiculous engagement. They’re still together, but we’re hoping these two losers go the way of another broken engagement — Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez. Sure enough, Heidi walked the “red carpet” solo and left before the live taping at LA club Area could begin (Lauren put the kibosh on Heidi actually attending the festivities). After the jump, Catherine and I exchange a totally disappointed IM about our favorite show on Earth. But on a positive note, we’re both obviously on Team Brody. Keep reading »

    The Hills: Bros Before Hos Is So Over

    There were two main storylines on The Hills this week, one of which was boring (Lauren and Whitney go to New York to talk to Teen Vogue‘s editor about some stupid fashion show we don’t care about!) and one of which was strangely compelling (Brody and Spencer, can they make it work?). The latter spurned some deep thinking as to whether the old adage, “Bros before hos” has lost its meaning. So we IMed The Sensitive Guy, The Hipster Guy, and The Married Guy and this is what they had to say: Keep reading »

    The Hills Starts To Resemble A Movie Of The Week

    Unfortunately there has never actually been any knockin’ boots on The Hills, a pity since we would seriously pay money to see hot piece of ass Brody Jenner naked but for a smile on his face. That said, there are many lessons to learn about dating from this pack of Mensa members, particularly from super-serious-as-a-heart-attack (no really, can they both please have heart attacks?) couple Heidi and Spencer. Heidi is a back-stabbing girl-hater who ditched her friends for Spencer, a somewhat evil, media whoring celebutard who probably whittled down Heidi’s ego just enough so she’d get breast implants and a nose job. That said, it is interesting to note that while Heidi has, like, no friends left, neither does Spencer. This is a messed up rationale, but somehow both of their friendless-ness seemed to be an indication of their blind devotion to one another. It would be sweet if they weren’t so toxic. Our take on this week’s episode, after the jump… Keep reading »

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