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The Daily Hotness: Justin Bobby

Justin Bobby, you have since cut your hair, and you haven’t made an appearance on the bonus episode of The Hills (but by the look of next week’s preview, you will be!), but don’t think we have forgotten your dumb hotness. It’s especially hard to forget you when you pop up in The New York Times. It seems you are now modeling in ads for the Orthodox men’s clothing line. The other models look just as dumb, but don’t worry, they are nowhere near as hot as you. The perfect combo of Johnny Depp, Eddie Vedder, and the gross director of Brown Bunny is one in a million. [NY Times: The Moment Blog] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Faith Hill Must Be Pregnant Because Who Would Wear THAT?

  • Does the fact that Faith Hill wore an unflattering blousey top to the Country Music Awards mean she’s got a bun in the oven? [Perez Hilton]
  • Justin Bobby cut his hair! [Oh No They Didn't]
  • Reality Show Romance Update: American Idol‘s David Cook is dating So You Think You Can Dance runner-up, Lacey Schwimmer. She used to date her fellow cast member Hawk, who was way effing cooler than the dude with the lame hair. [Oh No They Didn't]
  • Kate Hudson wants to have another baby. The media clearly wants her to have one too, as demonstrated by the utter fuss made by her bloated belly earlier this year. [People]
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    Lauren Conrad’s Hair Can Be Yours…If You Have Hours Of Free Time

    Whoa. Just last night while we were watching The Hills and thinking, “Lauren Conrad has such pretty hair. She probably has a stylist do it before the cameras turn on, but still. Even when she’s hungover after a long night fighting at Area with Brody, she still looks fab as she sits and doesn’t work at Teen Vogue.” College Fashion Blog has read our mind and has a How To Guide to Lauren’s many hairstyles. Now if only we didn’t find flat ironing our hair so effing boring. [College Fashion Blog] Keep reading »

    The Hills’ Lessons On Life, Love, and Family

    You can laugh at this statement, but there’s a lot to be learned from The Hills about dating and family etiquette. For example:

  • Heidi and Lauren stopped being friends because Lauren hated Heidi’s boyfriend, an all-too-familiar incident in many women’s real lives. Question posed: Should you stick by a friend whose boyfriend hates your guts and vice versa?
  • Heidi and Audrina stopped being friends when Audrina had to choose sides. Question posed: Do you have to choose sides in a girl fight?
  • Spencer and Brody’s long friendship broke up because Brody remained pals with Lauren. Question posed: Are guys as immature as girls when it comes to the whole “your enemy is my enemy” nonsense?
  • Spencer’s sister Stephanie initially hated Lauren because of her brother’s war with Lauren. Question posed: Does blood loyalty mean you have to get involved in petty disputes?
  • Stephanie is now friends with both Heidi and Lauren, much to Heidi and Spencer’s chagrin. Question posed: Are you a traitor if you don’t think blood is thicker than water in the shallow pools of Hollywood?
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    Brit Wants To Do A Line

    The hot new fashion trend this spring is having your own clothing line. Paris Hilton, Jessica Alba, Sienna Miller, Jessica Simpson, Hilary Duff, and all the girls from The Hills do. And now, Britney Spears may be adding her name to the long list of celebs whose mediocre clothes we could care less about. That’s right, after sporting avant-garde looks like bloodstained white panties with ripped fishnets and no pants this past January, the pop tart has caught the eye of Ed Hardy. Known for their tattoo-style skull and tiger t-shirts, it looks like Ed Hardy may be willing to put an even scarier icon in their repertoire, the Britney. Yesterday she met with their fashion mogul about designing for the brand. Although she can’t seem to make a court appearance, Spears is always available to pick up some free schwag. But, to be fair, Brit didn’t just horde all the stuff for herself, she asked them to send some clothes to her pregnant sister, Jamie Lynn, who is celebrating her birthday today. Aw, what a thoughtful big sis. So hopefully, this is a sign Britney is back on the road to recovery, because her freakish public mess is so out this season. [Dlisted] Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Clooney And His Geef Win Us Over

  • Sigh. We gotta admit, George Clooney and his 28-year old girlfriend, Sarah Larson, are kind of cute. [Us Weekly]
  • In Touch claims that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s fights on The Hills are totally fake. Does that mean she’s not a feminist hero anymore? [Perez Hilton
  • Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are on vacay with her kids in Cabo San Lucas. Mmm, Mexico. Jealous. [Pop Sugar]
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    Face-Off: Old Heidi Vs. New Heidi

    You guys, last night I was watching The Hills and I got kind of sad. No, not because Whitney left Teen Vogue. And not because Brody and Lauren are on the rocks either. I was sad because I really, really miss Heidi’s old face. The one that didn’t have lips that looks like they’re made out of two gummy worms. The one that didn’t look like you could bounce a quarter off its surface. The one that didn’t give me nightmares. Will we ever see it again? I hope so. Keep reading »

    Slideshow: The Hills Are Alive With The Style Of Whitney Port

    The Hills girls are hardly the sharpest knives in the drawer, but we love Whitney for her funny one-liners, crazy faces, and impeccable style. Keep reading »

    “Over The Hills”: Lauren And Heidi Nearly Tear Each Other’s Grey Hair Out

    Heavy’s “Over The Hills” series is hysterical, mostly because it features the actual dialogue from the real MTV show. Check out this clip of a crotchety old Lauren running into retirees Heidi and Spencer at a club. Why does Heidi have a Southern accent? She’s from Crested Butte, Colorado! [Heavy] Keep reading »

    “Touch My Body” Mariah Carey Pleads

    Mariah Carey is so back, y’all. In addition to performing on The Hills live finale party last night, she appeared on SNL a few weeks ago in support of her new record E=MC2 — who knew Mariah was such a math nerd? Anyway, she is behind some of The Frisky‘s favorite cheesy ballads and slow jams from the ’90s and her new single, “Touch My Body” is effing “Butterfly”-awesome. Check out the new video for the song, featuring Kenneth from 30 Rock. [MTV] Keep reading »

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