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Brit Wants To Do A Line

The hot new fashion trend this spring is having your own clothing line. Paris Hilton, Jessica Alba, Sienna Miller, Jessica Simpson, Hilary Duff, and all the girls from The Hills do. And now, Britney Spears may be adding her name to the long list of celebs whose mediocre clothes we could care less about. That’s right, after sporting avant-garde looks like bloodstained white panties with ripped fishnets and no pants this past January, the pop tart has caught the eye of Ed Hardy. Known for their tattoo-style skull and tiger t-shirts, it looks like Ed Hardy may be willing to put an even scarier icon in their repertoire, the Britney. Yesterday she met with their fashion mogul about designing for the brand. Although she can’t seem to make a court appearance, Spears is always available to pick up some free schwag. But, to be fair, Brit didn’t just horde all the stuff for herself, she asked them to send some clothes to her pregnant sister, Jamie Lynn, who is celebrating her birthday today. Aw, what a thoughtful big sis. So hopefully, this is a sign Britney is back on the road to recovery, because her freakish public mess is so out this season. [Dlisted] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Clooney And His Geef Win Us Over

  • Sigh. We gotta admit, George Clooney and his 28-year old girlfriend, Sarah Larson, are kind of cute. [Us Weekly]
  • In Touch claims that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s fights on The Hills are totally fake. Does that mean she’s not a feminist hero anymore? [Perez Hilton
  • Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are on vacay with her kids in Cabo San Lucas. Mmm, Mexico. Jealous. [Pop Sugar]
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    Face-Off: Old Heidi Vs. New Heidi

    You guys, last night I was watching The Hills and I got kind of sad. No, not because Whitney left Teen Vogue. And not because Brody and Lauren are on the rocks either. I was sad because I really, really miss Heidi’s old face. The one that didn’t have lips that looks like they’re made out of two gummy worms. The one that didn’t look like you could bounce a quarter off its surface. The one that didn’t give me nightmares. Will we ever see it again? I hope so. Keep reading »

    Slideshow: The Hills Are Alive With The Style Of Whitney Port

    The Hills girls are hardly the sharpest knives in the drawer, but we love Whitney for her funny one-liners, crazy faces, and impeccable style. Keep reading »

    “Over The Hills”: Lauren And Heidi Nearly Tear Each Other’s Grey Hair Out

    Heavy’s “Over The Hills” series is hysterical, mostly because it features the actual dialogue from the real MTV show. Check out this clip of a crotchety old Lauren running into retirees Heidi and Spencer at a club. Why does Heidi have a Southern accent? She’s from Crested Butte, Colorado! [Heavy] Keep reading »

    “Touch My Body” Mariah Carey Pleads

    Mariah Carey is so back, y’all. In addition to performing on The Hills live finale party last night, she appeared on SNL a few weeks ago in support of her new record E=MC2 — who knew Mariah was such a math nerd? Anyway, she is behind some of The Frisky‘s favorite cheesy ballads and slow jams from the ’90s and her new single, “Touch My Body” is effing “Butterfly”-awesome. Check out the new video for the song, featuring Kenneth from 30 Rock. [MTV] Keep reading »

    Romance On TV: Will Lauren & Brody, Not To Mention Heidi’s Face, Ever Be The Same?

    Whoa, The Hills in all its scripted glory, was awesome. It should always be an hour! The show, back for a mini-interim season, started off with Lauren and Whitney headed to Paris to help out Teen Vogue at the Crillon Ball, a fancy-schmancy debutante event for rich socialite kids. Within, like, seconds of landing at Charles de Gaulle Airport, Whitney and Lauren immediately start to slack off on their, you know, jobs by opting to pick up their ball gowns instead of running Teen Vogue errands, while Lauren finds out Brody has managed to find a girlfriend since she left L.A. Seriously, time moves fast in LC’s world. Back in L.A., Spencer is shedding a tear into his beer because Heidi has headed back to the homey, unpretentious Colorado town that managed to spit out her trashtastic, gossip-chasing self, in order to get some breathing room from their sad little relationship. Keep reading »

    Catching Up With The Hills

    Our favorite craptastic TV show is back tonight and we’re so excited. However, just in case you haven’t been keeping as close of tabs as we have on Lauren, Heidi, Spencer, Brody, Audrina, and Whitney, here are some things you’ve might have missed:

  • According to The New York Times‘ Ginia Bellafonte, Heidi Montag is a “feminist hero” this season, because she maneuvers “her way to a bigger position at the event-planning company where she orchestrates Nascar parties, and refusing to acquiesce to the demands of her fiancé, Spencer, that she get herself home on time.” Mmm, kay. Clearly Miss Bellafonte just caught her first episode of the show. [NY Times]
  • Lauren, Whitney, and Heidi all have clothing lines. Lauren showed her collection at LA Fashion Week. We think it’s expensive Forever 21. Whitney we expect better from. Heidi’s…well, would you take fashion lessons from a woman wearing this?
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    The Hills Preview: Oh My Gosh, We’re Gonna Die

    Check it out at MTV.com. Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Lauren Conrad Snogs Stephen Colletti — Been There, Done That!

  • Lauren Conrad was busted swapping spit with her high school (not quite) boyfriend at a club in LA this weekend. This comes on the heels of news that her high school rival, Kristen Cavallari, might be joining The Hills next season — Lauren famously tried to steal Stephen from Kristin on Laguna Beach. We know we’re probably too old to be caring about this, but OMG, WE ARE SO EXCITED! [Us Weekly]
  • SNL-alum Jimmy Fallon married producer Nancy Juvoven in a small ceremony in the Caribbean this weekend. Juvoven and Drew Barrymore’s production company, Flower Films, was behind the Fallon/Barrymore romantic comedy Fever Pitch, a movie we loved but everyone else hated. [Us Weekly]
  • Despite reports saying she’s knocked up, Nicole Kidman says she is not pregnant with hubby Keith Urban’s baby (a rumor that has been circulating constantly since the two got married). This begs the question: does Botox cause infertility? [Us Weekly]
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