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Quote Of The Day: Heidi Montag Is Just Like Jesus Christ

“I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God…. God knows the truth in all of [the Lauren Conrad sex tape rumors], and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know?” — The Hills‘ Heidi Montag Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Audrina Says Goodbye, You Say Hello

It must get awfully tiring smiling for the cameras all day. [Shopping around town, Los Angeles, 6/25/2008] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Jessica Alba Pops

  • Jessica Alba and Cash Warren welcomed a baby girl yesterday. Okay, so congrats! But we’re confused. Hasn’t Angelina Jolie, not to mention Nicole Kidman, been pregnant longer? [Us Weekly]
    UPDATE: We have a name! Honor Marie Warren. Honor? Lot to live up to, Don Alba.
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    Quick Pic: Two D-Bags Go To Disneyland…

    The sign behind these two corn dogs seems a wee bit too coincidental…. [Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Disneyland, Anaheim, CA, 6/3/08] Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Angelina Wants To Name Her Twin Girls After Some Twin Boys

  • Angelina Jolie’s twins are supposedly fraternal girls and she wants to name them Castor and Pollux after the twin boys that represent her Gemini birth sign. Brad Pitt isn’t feeling it. I am not feeling it because why the hell are they having more girls?! I want BOYS dammit. [DListed]
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    Star Couplings: Tom Cruise Drives His Way In Mr. Holmes’ Heart

  • So Tom Cruise is trying to win over Katie Holmes’ dad by buying her a ridiculously expensive golf membership at his club so she can play there with her pops. How about just not being a weirdo, Tom? [News.com.au]
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    More Life Lessons From The Hills

    I think we all know by now that The Hills is a semi-scripted reality TV show. Yes, the people are real. Yes, the cameras follow them through the course of their real life. But MTV also creates a storyline and manipulates the real life goings on to meet their storyline’s needs. This season, the story centered around “feminist hero” Heidi, as she took time away from her douchebag boyfriend Spencer so she could focus on herself and her career. On last night’s season finale, MTV basically told the viewers that Heidi had a decision to make between two very different choices — focus solely on her career as a event planner for Brent Bolthouse Productions in Las Vegas or go home with Spencer without even giving her boss notice. Guess which she chose?
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    Stylehiving: Whitney Port’s Got Style

    Whitney Port, from The Hills, manages to infuse even the most daring items with sleek femininity and sophistication for a unique sense of style. Whitney loves to mix it up by playing with the unexpected and not being afraid to try a range of looks, from demure and dainty to scandalous and sexy. She’s a big fan of adding offbeat elements, like a rare vintage top or statement-making accessories; to showcase her utterly unique sense of style that is so effortless. Keep reading »

    Heidi Montag Continues To Run Her Mouth On Letterman

    Heidi Montag went on David Letterman last night and totally gave her side of the story on the whole Lauren Conrad sex tape thingy. Strangely, suddenly we kind of believe her! She comes off as weirdly well-spoken and eloquent for being such a dumb-dumb in actuality. Anyway, too bad she showed up wearing the most horrendous outfit ever made. A negligee dress and gold shoes? Girl, put it away. Keep reading »

    ZOMG! Spencer And Heidi Confirm Those Sex Tape Rumors

    Remember how there was all that drama over Lauren Conrad having a sex tape with her ex-boyfriend? And how she thought Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt spread “that sick little rumor”? Well Heidi and Spencer went on The Tyra Show and once again confirmed that there is a sex tape, but that they didn’t tell the press — that Lauren’s ex-boyfriend leaked it when he tried to sell the tape to a distributor. Oooh dang. I, for one, think there probably is a sex tape, but I think it’s far more likely that the evil duo spread the rumor. Because, I mean, they won’t shut up about it. Keep reading »