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The Hills Season Four Preview: All About Boyz

The thing is, with the gossip magazines and bloggers reporting every little thing that goes down in the interim, are we even going to be surprised by the fake melodrama? We already know Heidi and Spencer are back together; we know Lauren and Audrina continue to fight; we know Lauren dates a couple dudes not named Stephen or Brody. I mean, they better have some stuff they’ve kept hidden, or this could be a boring season. Sigh. Whatever, still excited. Keep reading »

Get A Degree In Reality TV

It’s not uncommon for aspiring actors to audition for reality TV shows, hoping a spot on Big Brother or The Real World will get them noticed by a casting director and catapult their career into, well, reality. But now there are people who don’t really aspire to be actors who play roles, they just want to be cast as themselves because they want to be famous, if only for one season of I Love New York. As one such person said, “I see that [reality TV] would fulfill the reason why I want to get into acting in the first place. I have that desire to express myself, to get what’s inside outside and there’s no more raw, real way than reality television.” A few enterprising people have opened schools or started offering classes in cities such as New York and London, teaching people how to be on a reality TV show. Robert Galinsky, an acting coach, performer, and producer, opened the New York Reality Television School after helping someone prepare for Animal Planet’s The Groomer Has It. He shares “eight commandment of reality television,” which include “show confidence not cockiness,” “say ‘yes’ as often as possible” (the reason for all of the hookups on The Real World?), and “never say ‘I am an actor.’” During the class, five TV cameras film the students’ every move to prepare them for the intensity of starring on a show.

Maybe one day, reality TV will become a major at colleges and become such a popular career path that everyone will be on a TV show, and shows will consist of people sitting on the couch watching other reality TV shows. Let’s pray this doesn’t happen though, because even watching Justin Bobby burp on The Hills was more exciting.
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The Hills On Jeopardy Must Signal Apocolypse

If I were Lauren, I’d be a little pissed. Heidi gets to be the answer question on Jeopardy? Also, can you hear Alex Trebek saying “duh”? [Fashionista] Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Lauren Conrad Is Freaked Out By Something

Did she step in dog poo? Is there a dead bird on the side of the road? Did her Louboutin just break? [Crown Bar, Hollywood, 7/02/08] Keep reading »

Quote Of The Day: Heidi Montag Is Just Like Jesus Christ

“I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God…. God knows the truth in all of [the Lauren Conrad sex tape rumors], and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know?” — The Hills‘ Heidi Montag Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Audrina Says Goodbye, You Say Hello

It must get awfully tiring smiling for the cameras all day. [Shopping around town, Los Angeles, 6/25/2008] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Jessica Alba Pops

  • Jessica Alba and Cash Warren welcomed a baby girl yesterday. Okay, so congrats! But we’re confused. Hasn’t Angelina Jolie, not to mention Nicole Kidman, been pregnant longer? [Us Weekly]
    UPDATE: We have a name! Honor Marie Warren. Honor? Lot to live up to, Don Alba.
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    Quick Pic: Two D-Bags Go To Disneyland…

    The sign behind these two corn dogs seems a wee bit too coincidental…. [Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Disneyland, Anaheim, CA, 6/3/08] Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Angelina Wants To Name Her Twin Girls After Some Twin Boys

  • Angelina Jolie’s twins are supposedly fraternal girls and she wants to name them Castor and Pollux after the twin boys that represent her Gemini birth sign. Brad Pitt isn’t feeling it. I am not feeling it because why the hell are they having more girls?! I want BOYS dammit. [DListed]
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    Star Couplings: Tom Cruise Drives His Way In Mr. Holmes’ Heart

  • So Tom Cruise is trying to win over Katie Holmes’ dad by buying her a ridiculously expensive golf membership at his club so she can play there with her pops. How about just not being a weirdo, Tom? [News.com.au]
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