Guess who has a new favorite Monday night trash TV show? “Bachelor Pad” debuted last night and was everything I could have hoped for and more. The premise: 19 former contestants on ABC’s “Bachelor” and “Bachelorette” series, living in a house together, having their lives taped, to find out what happens when people stop trying to fall in love and instead focus on winning money. Greed! Hookups! Tears! The lowdown on what happened in the first episode after the jump …
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“The Bachelor” and “The Bachelorette” have a terrible track record when it comes to couples staying together. From all 19 seasons, we’ve got … uh … two couples who tied the knot and are still together. But after watching last night’s “Bachelorette” season finale and “After the Final Rose” special, I found myself actually believing that Ali Fedotowsky and Roberto Martinez could make it for the long haul and become the next Trista and Ryan. Here’s why.
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Finally. Arguably one of the best seasons in the “Bachelor” franchise comes to a close tonight, with Ali picking between super sexy Roberto and sweet momma’s boy Chris. Or, you know, NOT. It’s kind of nice, for once, not knowing what’s going to happen, huh? Even better, on the “After the Final Rose” special, Frank comes back to talk to Ali face to face. I am verklempt. See ya at 8 p.m. EST! Keep reading »
Tonight, it’s “The Men Tell All”! I’m pretty psyched for this one, as I’m hopeful that Krazy Kasey, Rated-Gimp, and Frank will all show to face Ali and the rest of the dudes. If they don’t, well, I’ll be disappointed, but at least I think we can count on a confrontation between the Weatherman and Angry Craig. That should provide some entertainment for two goddamn hours. Sigh. See ya at 8 p.m. EST! Keep reading »
Okay, seriously, tonight is the night when Frank drops a stink bomb on Ali’s wedding dreams. Guess we know there won’t be a rose ceremony. Will she be satisfied with just having ZOMGROBERTO and Chris L. to chose from, instead of that small-spectacled, scoop-necked loser? I guess you know where I stand… See ya at 8 p.m. EST everyone! If you’re on time, I will be sharing the details of the amazing sex dream I had about ZOMGROBERTO. You don’t want to miss it. Keep reading »