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“The Bachelorette” Superlatives: The Most Emotionally Manipulative Date Ever!

"Bachelorette," Ep. 1
"The Bachelorette" Superlatives: The Best & Worst Moments From Last Night's Premiere
The best and worst moments from the premiere. Read More »
"Bachelorette," Ep. 2
"The Bachelorette" Superlatives: Two Reasons I Had To Turn Off Last Night's Episode
Two reasons I had to turn off this episode of "The Bachelorette." Read More »
"Bachelorette," Ep. 3
"The Bachelorette" Superlatives: Andi Goes On The Most Embarrassing & Unhinged Dates In "Bachelorette" History
Weirdest. Date. Ever. Read More »

There should be some sort of adult lady merit badge for sitting through four hours of “The Bachelorette” in 48 hours. I’m just saying. Let’s review last night’s episode, which featured the most emotionally manipulative date I’ve ever witnessed on this stupid show that I just can’t quit, not to mention an unexpected departure. Keep reading »

“The Bachelorette” Superlatives: Andi Goes On The Most Embarrassing & Unhinged Dates In “Bachelorette” History

For some reason, ABC has decided that one two-hour episode a week just isn’t enough “Bachelorette.” This week, there are two two-hour episodes of my favorite reality TV dating show, one last night and then another tonight. Yay, four hours of “The Bachelorette” — how did I get so lucky? The good news is, last night’s episode was significantly less depressing than last week’s, but it was also easily among the weirdest episodes I’ve ever seen. Let’s dole out some superlatives and you’ll see what I mean! Keep reading »

“The Bachelorette” Superlatives: Two Reasons I Had To Turn Off Last Night’s Episode

"The Bachelorette" Superlatives: Two Reasons I Had To Turn Off Last Night's Episode

Every season, I dutifully sit through each needlessly long episode (two hours! why?!) of “The Bachelor” or “Bachelorette,” delighting in the ridiculousness of the various dates and awkwardness of the forced romantic interactions. But I hit a wall pretty early into last night’s episode and had to turn it off. Why? Well, I’ll let these two “Bachelorette” superlatives explain why… Keep reading »

“The Bachelorette” Superlatives: The Best & Worst Moments From Last Night’s Premiere

"The Bachelorette" Superlatives: The Best & Worst Moments From Last Night's Premiere

Woohoo! “The Bachelorette” is back! Andi Dorfman, last season’s tough talking DA who told Juan Pablo where to stick it, is basically this show’s ideal star. She’s pretty, she’s feisty and, most of all, she is desperate to find love and be engaged at the end. Unfortunately for her, the casting directors phoned it the fuck in this season, as over half of the dude contestants gave me MAJOR gay vibes and many of them are just straight up unattractive. Like, I’m pretty horny these days, and I would still need beer goggles to bring 95 percent of these dudebros home. If I was her, I would ask for a do over. Alas, the cards have been dealt and Chris Harrison has uttered those infamous words, “Let the journey begin!” Here’s this week’s recap — presented in superlatives! Keep reading »

Baldies, Unicorns & Porcupines: Meet The 25 Dudes Vying For “Bachelorette” Andi Dorfman’s Heart (Organized By Hairstyle)

Meet The 25 Dudes Vying For "The Bachelorette"'s Heart (Organized By Hairstyle)

A new season of “The Bachelorette” starts on Monday, May 19, and ABC has finally given us a looksie at the 25 dude specimens who will be after Andi Dorfman’s final rose. Not to sound like Chris Harrison, but this season is already shaping up to have … THE WORST HAIR EVER. To make things a little easier, I’ve grouped the guys into six hair categories. Click onward to meet them all! Keep reading »

Source: Clare Crawley Wasn’t Picked To Be “The Bachelorette” Because She Had Sex With Juan Pablo

  • Fucking Juan Pablo in the ocean really screwed Clare: a source tells the blog Hollywood Life that she was in consideration to be “The Bachelorette,” but they were afraid they would lose viewers over her sexual behavior. As you certainly remember, Clare snuck over to Juan Pablo’s cabana one night and they had sex in the waves. (He later told Clare, “I loved fucking you.”) In the end, the source said, the producers decided Andi Dorfman was a “safer choice.” Amelia calls bullshit on this story because A) Clare is boring and no one really wants to watch her, period, and B) they rarely pick the runner-up because filming for the new season happens too soon after the other ends. [Hollywood Life]
  • Wesley Warren Jr., the man who recently had his 132 lb. scrotum removed, has died from unrelated health issues. [TMZ]
  • Add former “Laguna Beach” star Kristen Cavallari to the list of dumb-dumb celebs who refuse to vaccinate their kids because of autism fears. [Gawker]
  • A picture of Harry Styles wearing a Native American headdress has actually gotten One Directioners — who are not the most, shall we say, well-reasoned bunch — talking about cultural appropriation. Whoa. [Daily Mail UK] Keep reading »

Meet Your Newest “Bachelorette”: Andi Dorfman

  • The predictions were right: Andi Dorfman is our new “Bachelorette”! The 26-year-old from Atlanta is an assistant district attorney who famously dumped Juan Pablo after he told her she had only made it down to the final three by “default.” Girl’s got a backbone. [US Weekly, People]
  • Kate Middleton and Prince William are being criticized for jetting off to the Maldives by themselves and leaving their son George behind with his new nanny, who was photographed (alongside a bodyguard) walking him in a pram through London’s Hyde Park. [Daily Star UK] Keep reading »

Don’t Hold Your Breath For A Gay Or Lesbian On “The Bachelor,” Says Chris Harrison

Andi's Blowout Fight
Andi's fight with Juan Pablo basically came down to the word "default." Read More »
Juan Pablo Is The Worst
4 Reasons Juan Pablo Galavis Is The Most Sexist, Slut-Shaming, Hypocritical "Bachelor" Ever
Four reasons Juan Pablo is a slut-shaming, sexist douchebag. Read More »
No Gays On The Bachelor
Hola, Juan Pablo: The New "Bachelor" Is Actually Someone I Want To Bang!
Juan Pablo says gays are "perverted" and shouldn't be on "The Bachelor." Read More »
chris harrison the bachelor

After 27 seasons of almost painful heterosexuality, we were not optimistic that either “The Bachelor” or “The Bachelorette” would introduce a gay or lesbian contestant. I mean, it took them this long to finally have a Latino “Bachelor.” And in an interview this weekend with The New York Times Magazine, longtime host Chris Harrison pretty much confirmed that any diversity in the casting department is a big HELL TO THE NO.  Keep reading »

Jenny McCarthy Tried, Failed To Be On “The Bachelorette”

Jenny On Dating
Jenny McCarthy is so done with Hollywood guys. Read More »
Addicted To The Show
21 Signs You're Addicted To "The Bachelor"
21 signs you are addicted to Bachelor Nation. Read More »
  • Jenny McCarthy tried out to be on “The Bachelorette” 10 years ago and got rejected by ABC. What gives? She would have been a hell of a lot more interesting than most of those women. [Perez Hilton]
  • Chris Hemsworth and his wife Elsa Pataky are expecting twins! Congratulations! [US Weekly]
  • Amanda Bynes has enrolled in the Fashion Institute of Design and Merchandising. Glad to see she’s feeling better. [Wet Paint]
  • Country singer Trace Adkins got in a fight with a Trace Adkins impersonator singing karaoke on a cruise ship. Adkins — the real one — has since checked into rehab for falling of the wagon. This is like that Jenna impersonator plot line on “30 Rock” …  [TMZ] Keep reading »

Desiree Hartsock From “The Bachelorette” Gets Engaged To Chris!

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"Bachelorette" Desiree Hartsock Gets Blindsided In Part 1 Of Season Finale
Watch Desiree Hartsock get blindsided by Brooks. Read More »
Addicted To The Show
21 Signs You're Addicted To "The Bachelor"
21 signs you are addicted to Bachelor Nation. Read More »
Black "Bachelorette"
Misee Harris
Dr. Misee Harris wants to be the first-ever black "Bachelorette." Read More »
  • “The Bachelorette” ended on a womp-womp note last night: after Brooks ran out in the second-to-last episode, Desiree accepted a marriage proposal from Chris Siegfried.  ”I feel like I was blindsided by my feelings for Brooks, that I couldn’t see that the one thing I always needed was right in front of me,” she told him. Puh-lease. [US Weekly]
  • Justin Bieber’s bodyguards caused drama at a nightclub in the Hamptons. [NYDN]
  • Chris Brown spent 45 minutes in an L.A. jail yesterday regarding a hit-and-run back in May. That’ll teach him … [TMZ]
  • So Lindsay Lohan’s guest hosting gig on “Chelsea Lately” didn’t go that horribly … [Crushable]
  • Are “lady bros” a thing? I don’t think I even want to know. [Slate] Keep reading »
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