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Winning! Courtney’s Guide To Being A Villain On “The Bachelor”

This season of The Bachelor has truly belonged to 28-year-old model Courtney Robertson, who’ll be battling it out with Lindzi Cox for Ben’s final rose next week. Courtney has been in the spotlight since day one, whether she was skinny-dipping with Ben, surprising him with a practice wedding on a date, or just making snide comments about her fellow contestants. And while it seems like these kind of catty and manipulating antics would have gotten her booted, Ben seems to be smitten. And most of you think Courtney will be the winner — especially with those recent photos of her trying on wedding dresses! So if you, too, have dreams of stardom onThe Bachelor, here are the best worst quotes from the season’s most-hated contestant, Courtney. Read more…

Tim Tebow As “The Bachelor”? We Only Wish This Was A Joke!

Reality television is more or less synonymous with “dumb ideas.” But we may have the dumbest yet: Tim Tebow as … wait for it … “The Bachelor”! First one to shout out what’s wrong with this picture wins a prize!

Did you yell Tim Tebow’s a good Christian boy? You win a pat on your back (sorry, you’ll have to give it to yourself, I’m too busy rubbing my forehead in agony over this whole concept)! Hey … it’s better than a date with Ben Flajnik, isn’t it? Gah! Read more…

Hot Links: Lots Of “Bachelor”-Inspired Dating Tips

  • Here are 11 valuable dating tips gathered from watching “The Bachelor.” [Tres Sugar]
  • And on the flipside, here are seven dating tips from Bachelor Ben Flajnik himself! [Ask Men]
  • Apparently, some people actually ask plus-size model Robyn Lawley if she “overeats” or is “fed better” at photoshoots in order to stay a “larger size.” Turns out — shocker! — she just eats like a normal person. [NYMag.com]
  • See what Mila Kunis has to say about ex Macauley Culkin and plastic surgery in the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar. [theBERRY] Keep reading »

Sneak Peek: “Bachelor” Rejects Confront Courtney & Ben

Courtney Pulls A Carrie
Courtney Robertson's wedding vows sounded awfully familiar. Watch »
Courtney's Commercial
"Bachelor" contestant Courtney in a Caesars Palace commercial. Watch »
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Hooray! Tonight is my favorite episode of every “Bachelor” season — “The Women Tell All” aka “The Women Confront Each Other Over The Ways They Feel They Were Insulted”! I am mostly excited to see how Courtney handles what is sure to be an onslaught of hate from her fellow bachelorettes — after all, she basically trash talked them all season. The most interesting thing to me about this preview, however, is when rejected bachelorette Jamie tells Ben she’s still interested in him and that he should get in touch if things don’t work out with his eventual pick; Ben’s energy and body language suggest that things have already gone south with his “fiancee.” Hmm… 

“The Bachelor”‘s Courtney Robertson Tries On A Wedding Dress — Is She The One For Ben?

Well what do we have here? Courtney Robertson from “The Bachelor” was spotted trying on wedding dresses in Los Angeles yesterday. Of course, she is a model, so this theoretically could be for a photo shoot. Still most of you think Courtney is Ben’s final pick. On this week’s episode, Courtney tried to rehabilitate her bad-girl image, apologizing to Ben for the way she treated the other women on the show. So maybe it worked. See more photos of Courtney’s visit to the Markzunino bridal boutique, and weigh in in the comments: do you think Ben picks her? And do you think she’s right for him? Read more…

“The Bachelor”‘s Courtney Robertson Practices For Her Big Moment With Ben

Courtney Pulls A Carrie
Courtney Robertson's wedding vows sounded awfully familiar. Watch »

“Bachelor” contestant Courtney Roberstson has done this whole engagement thing before. Photos from her Hearts of Fire diamond ad campaign hit Life & Style this week. Well at least we know what she’ll look like when Ben Flajnik pops the question. And I believe he will, as much as it pains me to acknowledge that. Twenty bucks she uses the line “live intensely, love intensely” when Ben proposes. [ONTD]

Courtney From “The Bachelor” Plagiarizes Carrie On “Sex And The City”

The Craziest Chicks
The top five nutters on this season of "The Bachelor." Read More »
Courtney's Commercial
"Bachelor" contestant Courtney in a Caesars Palace commercial. Watch »
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When it comes to reality TV competition shows, I tend to root for the evil genius. That’s why I am basically the only person watching this season of “The Bachelor” that is firmly on Team Courtney. Courtney Robertson has been unflinchingly cunning in her efforts to win dopey Ben Flajnik’s heart and unlike “unlikable” contestants in the past, who are given the boot once their “true colors” are revealed, I think she has the potential to go all the way. And on Monday’s episode, Courtney really pulled out all the stops, arranging a fake wedding ceremony for her and Ben as a way of telling him her true feelings. Or were they Carrie Bradshaw‘s true feelings? Watch the video to see what I mean.

“Bachelor” Contestant Courtney Robertson Gets Auto-Tuned

Bachelor Liveblog!
Tune is as Amelia gets drunk and offers pithy commentary. Read More »
Courtney's Commercial
"Bachelor" contestant Courtney in a Caesars Palace commercial. Watch »
Who is Jenna Burke?
Find out more about the latest bunny bolier on "The Bachelor." Read More »
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I know, auto-tuning kind of peaked with Antoine Dodson’s “Bed Intruder,” but I think this auto-tuned video of “Bachelor” contestant Courtney Robertson signifies a resurgence of the trend. A very appropriate use of auto-tuning. Favorite thing: Ben as a puppet. Absolutely stinking brilliant. If he ends up with this chick, I am officially boycotting “The Bachelor.”  [Mashable]

“The Bachelor”‘s Courtney Robertson In A Caesars Palace Commercial

Jenna Burke Blogger?
Deep thoughts from the possibly fake blog of "The Bachelor"'s Jenna Burke. Read More »
Bachelor Liveblog!
Tune is as Amelia gets drunk and offers pithy commentary. Read More »
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Before she made a name for herself as the token crazy bitch on this season of “The Bachelor,” Courtney Robertson (or “Cuntney” as Amelia lovingly [Really! -- Editor] refers to her), appeared in this “routinely spectacular” Caesars Palace commercial. I may be interpreting the story line incorrectly, but is she supposed to be a working girl? Anyhow, on a totally unrelated note, I just realized that Courtney is from the same hometown as me and the same age as my younger brother. Hmmm. If you’ll excuse me, I have some sleuthing to do.

The “Bachelor” Women Need To Stop Forcing Love

If ABC’s “The Bachelor” teaches us anything about love (besides the fact that I am thrilled I was engaged and married before 25), it’s this: You can’t force love. From The Supremes we may have learned “You Can’t Hurry Love,” but “The Bachelor” has taught us something even more important.

The fact is, no matter how much you want to “open up” to someone or make them love you over the other girls, it’s never going to happen unless it’s there to begin with. There is a reason the “on paper” guy is bad everywhere else. And let’s face it: For most of the girls on the show, Ben Flajnik – and every Bachelor besides him — is merely good on paper.

It’s the annoying secret the sobbing girls in the limo always seem to forget. The fact is, not every guy is going to be a good match. Read more…