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“The Bachelorette” Superlatives: The Best & Worst Moments From Last Night’s Premiere

"The Bachelorette" Superlatives: The Best & Worst Moments From Last Night's Premiere

Woohoo! “The Bachelorette” is back! Andi Dorfman, last season’s tough talking DA who told Juan Pablo where to stick it, is basically this show’s ideal star. She’s pretty, she’s feisty and, most of all, she is desperate to find love and be engaged at the end. Unfortunately for her, the casting directors phoned it the fuck in this season, as over half of the dude contestants gave me MAJOR gay vibes and many of them are just straight up unattractive. Like, I’m pretty horny these days, and I would still need beer goggles to bring 95 percent of these dudebros home. If I was her, I would ask for a do over. Alas, the cards have been dealt and Chris Harrison has uttered those infamous words, “Let the journey begin!” Here’s this week’s recap — presented in superlatives! Keep reading »

Renee Oteri From “The Bachelor” Just Got Married!

Juan Pablo Is The Worst
4 Reasons Juan Pablo Galavis Is The Most Sexist, Slut-Shaming, Hypocritical "Bachelor" Ever
Four reasons Juan Pablo is a slut-shaming, sexist douchebag. Read More »
Why Clare Wasn't Picked
clare crawley
... to be the next "Bachelorette." (Supposedly.) Read More »
Nikki's YouTube Videos
"Bachelor" Juan Pablo Made A YouTube Video Publicly Declaring He "Adores" Nikki
Juan Pablo made a YouTube video publicly declaring he "adores" Nikki. Read More »
  • I’m genuinely happy to see Renee from this season of “The Bachelor” find a happy ending: she recently got married to Bracy Maynard, whom she described as her “best friend of 22 years.” Renee, her new man, and her eight-year-old son Ben will all live together in Seattle. Here she is looking in love and gorgeous with her new man — mazel tov, Renee! [US Weekly]
  • Here’s all the trailers for the final season of “Mad Men” which, unsurprisingly, tell us nothing about what’s going to happen. [Gothamist]
  • Rosario Dawson speaks Klingon. [TMZ]
  • Twitter has now been banned in Turkey by the increasingly repressive conservative government. [Washington Post]


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Source: Clare Crawley Wasn’t Picked To Be “The Bachelorette” Because She Had Sex With Juan Pablo

  • Fucking Juan Pablo in the ocean really screwed Clare: a source tells the blog Hollywood Life that she was in consideration to be “The Bachelorette,” but they were afraid they would lose viewers over her sexual behavior. As you certainly remember, Clare snuck over to Juan Pablo’s cabana one night and they had sex in the waves. (He later told Clare, “I loved fucking you.”) In the end, the source said, the producers decided Andi Dorfman was a “safer choice.” Amelia calls bullshit on this story because A) Clare is boring and no one really wants to watch her, period, and B) they rarely pick the runner-up because filming for the new season happens too soon after the other ends. [Hollywood Life]
  • Wesley Warren Jr., the man who recently had his 132 lb. scrotum removed, has died from unrelated health issues. [TMZ]
  • Add former “Laguna Beach” star Kristen Cavallari to the list of dumb-dumb celebs who refuse to vaccinate their kids because of autism fears. [Gawker]
  • A picture of Harry Styles wearing a Native American headdress has actually gotten One Directioners — who are not the most, shall we say, well-reasoned bunch — talking about cultural appropriation. Whoa. [Daily Mail UK] Keep reading »

Sex Scandal: How Many Girls Did “The Bachelor” Juan Pablo Sleep With?

4 Reasons Juan Pablo Galavis Is The Most Sexist, Slut-Shaming, Hypocritical "Bachelor" Ever

“Bachelor” castoff Cassandra Ferguson revealed to a Detroit radio station (via Radar Online) that Galavis was much more focused on finding a sex partner than a life partner, paying little to no attention to his conversations with any of the ladies vying for his affections. Read more on Your Tango…

It Takes A Douche To Know A Douche: John Mayer Explains Juan Pablo

  • John Mayer revealed on Instagram that he owns a book which explains people’s facial expressions to ascertain their feelings. And John has helpfully referred to this “super dense esoterica” to share his thoughts about Juan Pablo with us: “The Bachelor”‘s YouTube-video-loving jerk demonstrates “contempt with some disgust, with a sadness brow.” Interesting.  [US Weekly]
  • The list of celebrities that Seth Rogen has gotten high with might surprise you. [Gawker]
  • Dating tips from “Princeton Mom”: Netflix and Seamless are making you single and fat. [And happy, thanks. -- Amelia] [New York Post]
  • Somehow, “butt selfie queen” Jen Selter has made it into Vanity Fair. [Vanity Fair] Keep reading »

“Bachelor” Juan Pablo Galavis Made A YouTube Video Publicly Declaring He “Adores” Nikki Ferrell

"Bachelor" Juan Pablo Made A YouTube Video Publicly Declaring He "Adores" Nikki
So Many RANDOM Words CAPITALIZED!

Fresh of the disastrous season finale of “The Bachelor” and his appearance on “After the Final Rose,” douchenozzle Juan Pablo Galavis is kinda backtracking on his promise that he and final rose recipient Nikki Ferrell would be conducting their relationship privately. See, he posted this YouTube video about he and Nikki’s relationship yesterday, featuring photos of the two together as a song called “Adventures In Loving You” (which I guess Juan Pablo helped write) plays over top. The video starts and ends with some text written by Juan Pablo in his trademark style (USING randomly capitalized WORDS for NO DISCERNIBLE reason), declaring finally, “Te adoro.” “Te adoro,” incase you didn’t know, is Spanish for “Everyone wants me to say that I love you, but I don’t because I’m a jackass with the emotional depth of Carrot Top’s left nutsack, so I’m saying I adore you instead, which is not the same thing, hope no one notices.” (I’m guessing the word “loving” in name of the song is just love-love not in-love love.)

Best of all, this is not the first cheesy YouTube video Juan Pablo has made about a significant other! Buzzfeed noticed that Juan Pablo made a similar video for his ex-wife/baby mama back in 2009. Check it out after the jump! [Buzzfeed] Keep reading »

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