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New “Bachelor” Promo Is Both Weird And Kinda Creepy

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New "Bachelor" Promo Is Both Weird And Kinda Creepy
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  • This new “Bachelor” promo — featuring Hot Boring Farmer Chris — is seriously weird and creepy. Cornstalks! Whispering! In women’s voices! WHY? Was this directed by M. Night Shyamalan?
  • Oh thank god, Chad Kroeger says that rumors that he and Avril Lavigne have split are not true. Chavril LIVES. [People]
  • Hair company Redken has hired transgender model Lea T as a spokesmodel. Rad! [People]
  • Hitman charges against AC/DC’s Phil Rudd have been dropped. [Us Weekly] Keep reading »

Nikki Ferrell And Juan Pablo Galavis Are Over

  • Nikki Ferrell has dumped former “Bachelor” Juan Pablo Galavis! Rejoice! Yesterday, Ferrell unfollowed Galavis on social media and posted this cryptic quote on Instagram: “Isn’t it pathetic how we waste so much time on certain people and in the end they prove that they weren’t even worth a second of it. Nope not one single second.” Galavis proceeded to unfollow Ferrell, then re-follow her, then unfollow again various times throughout the night. Yesterday, proving once again how mature he is, Galavis tweeted “Sometimes you WIN, sometimes you LOSE… You will ALWAYS learn…” How very coherent of him. Nikki, congrats, you’re free! [Us Weekly]
  • Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin are reportedly dunzo too. [NYMag.com, E!]

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“Bachelor” Juan Pablo Galavis Is Terrible, But Let’s Stop Taking It Out On Nikki Ferrell

Juan Pablo and Nikki Ferrell

“There’s definitely a culture barrier that people don’t understand. In Latin culture, there are many words you can say to a woman to tell her that you care about her: falling in love, loving her, needing her. Those words might not have a translation in English. Te Quiero [I like you], Te Quiero Mucho [I like you a lot], Te Adoro [I adore you], Me Encantas [McDonald's translation is "I'm Loving It"]. These mean something to Latins, but they don’t mean the same to Americans. I’ve learned that “love” is used a lot in the States for everything: I love that burger, I love my shoes, I love a friend. To me, if it’s overused, it loses meaning.

Former “Bachelor” Juan Pablo Galavis told People that he still hasn’t told his girlfriend Nikki Ferrell that he loves her. The two are currently starring on VH1′s “Couples Therapy,” in which they work out the many, many issues they have with each other on national TV while he continues to be THE WORST, surprising exactly no one. Sure, they’ve been together a pretty short time to already have so many things to talk about in therapy, but Juan Pablo has already displayed an array of dismissive, commitment-phobic behaviors, like refusing to propose to Nikki on the “Bachelor” finale, actively hiding from the L word, and referring to Nikki as a “regular friend” (his words) to his daughter. For real, Juan Pablo’s daughter apparently doesn’t even see Nikki as his girlfriend. Keep reading »

Juan Pablo Galavis Still Hasn’t Told “Bachelor” Winner Nikki Ferrell That He Loves Her

  • “Bachelor” winner Nikki Ferrell and Worst “Bachelor” Ever Juan Pablo Galavis are starring on VH1′s “Couples Therapy,” and in the first episode, Nikki says Juan Pablo still hasn’t told her he loves her yet. According to Juan Pablo, he hasn’t said it yet because love is “when you feel that you cannot live without this girl. Now, I feel like if she left me, I’d be very sad. I don’t know if I’d die, but I’d be very sad.” How sweet. [People]
  • At long last, “Gilmore Girls” will make its way to Netflix Instant! All seven seasons will be available to stream starting in October. [Nylon]
  • A “Married …With Children” spinoff is reportedly in the works! [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Chris Soules Is Your New “Bachelor” Beefcake

  • Least surprising announcement in history: hot farmer Chris Soules will be the next star of “The Bachelor.” The adorable Iowan couldn’t tempt Andi Dorfman to the cornfields on last season’s “Bachelorette,” even though she would have inherited the world’s raddest mother-in-law. [US Weekly]
  • Samira Wiley from “Orange Is The New Black,” AKA Poussey, is dating one of the show’s writers, Lauren Morelli. Too cute! [Autostraddle]
  • Another “OITNB” new couple alert: Natasha Lyonne and Fred Armisen are dating. [US Weekly]
  • Jesse Helt from Salem, Oregon, has been identified as the young homeless man who accepted Miley Cyrus’ Video Music Award on her behalf on Sunday night. [Oregon Live] Keep reading »

“The Bachelorette” Superlatives: Two Reasons I Had To Turn Off Last Night’s Episode

"The Bachelorette" Superlatives: Two Reasons I Had To Turn Off Last Night's Episode

Every season, I dutifully sit through each needlessly long episode (two hours! why?!) of “The Bachelor” or “Bachelorette,” delighting in the ridiculousness of the various dates and awkwardness of the forced romantic interactions. But I hit a wall pretty early into last night’s episode and had to turn it off. Why? Well, I’ll let these two “Bachelorette” superlatives explain why… Keep reading »

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