This is what Helena Bonham Carter (Miss Carter if you’re nasty) wore to go shopping for a new pair of glasses in London the other day: a steampunk warrior princess outfit, candy bead necklace, and an oversized bow clipped into wild wavy hair. Never stop doing you, Helena. [Photo: Pacific Coast News]
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That’s A Lot Of Look: Katy Perry Mall-Gothin’ It At LAX
In the immortal words of the late Amy Winehouse, what kind of fuckery is this? On Tuesday, we speculated that repeat style offender Katy Perry seemed to be getting her sartorial shit together but, um, do you think we might be able to backpedal a bit on that one? Granted, she’s just going to the airport in this heinous attire, but still. Her outfit looks like it was copped straight out of my wardrobe, age 12, circa Rebellious Stage, in an era where Ed Hardy was considered a good look. Oh, but that was probably never.
That’s A Lot Of Look: Gisele Bundchen On The Cover Of Vogue Brazil
High fashion can be difficult to wrap one’s head around at times, but I feel like I understand it pretty well for someone who, you know, doesn’t actually wear it (I know, shocker) … and then there’s this shit. On the cover of Vogue! Ridiculous. Is it possible that I’m being unfair? Is this… cool? I have serious doubts. [Fashion Gone Rogue]
That’s A Lot Of Look (And A Lot Of Love): Emma Stone’s Spanish Premiere Look
First, the bad news: someone stole my deceased grandmother’s couch and made a dress out of it for Emma Stone. So, so, so rude. Just ask okay? My family and I would have said no, of course, because it is ugly and doesn’t make for a good dress at all and is also, like, 30 years old and that’s gross. Anyway, now the good news: Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield are just so damn cute together and the loving looks between them are totally distracting from being mad about the whole couch thing. [Photo: WENN] Keep reading »
That’s A Lot Of Look: Ashlee Simpson’s Pattern Play
Hey! Was there a sale on flammable fabrics at a Charlotte Russe going-out-of-business sale this weekend? Just wondering. [Photo: Getty]
That’s A Lot Of Look: Jennifer Hudson’s Slouchy Layers
As pleased as I am to see Jennifer Hudson taking some new fashion risks (for awhile there it seemed like her entire wardrobe consisted of bandage dresses and workout pants), she missed the mark with this outfit. Between the long graphic tank, the longer jersey skirt, studded loafers, layered necklaces, cardigan, and fedora, there’s just waaaayyy too much going on. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
That’s A Lot Of Look: Rihanna’s Animal Side
Oh God, Rihanna, what now? Amelia seems to think that she’s officially at that point in her career where she’s working the “bitch don’t give a shit angle” — just to see how far she can take it. Like she is suddenty, somehow, “post-style.” Well lady, this is plenty far enough. Your Zooba cut-offs and tiny football tee should only (if ever) be worn in the comfort of your personal home gym (which I’m confident you possess). Otherwise, this entire look needs to be nixed, and fast.
That’s A Lot Of Look: Kim Kardashian’s Snake Problem
While I find “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” to be something of a boil upon the ass of pop culture, I generally co-sign on what Kim K. chooses to wear. But it seems like maybe her latest romantical kollaboration with Kanye West may have a negative impact on her fashion choices. Witness: This horrid ensemble, which Kim wore out and about in Paris. It’s hard to decide what’s the worst thing about it — whether it’s the pants, or the blousy, weird, asymmetrical turtleneck top. And oh, God, the pants are pant-boots. The whole thing is just a fail. Kim, you can do better than that! Keep reading »
That’s A Lot Of Look: Katy Perry Mimics Daisy Buchanan To Overwhelming Effect
Vintage flapper style has long been a fashion inspiration, especially with the promise of Baz Luhrman’s anachronistic, aesthetically thrilling “Gatsby” adaptation on our heels, but methinks Katy Perry may have taken the trend a bit too literally at last night’s City Of Hope gala. Her long, lacy silk slip is perfectly lovely, but the headpiece and haphazard pearls send the whole thing straight into Halloween costume territory. The silver mules are definitely retro, but not in a good way — they’re more bridge champion than pop star. Also, yin-yang nail art? Where is Katy trying to go with this? I’m confounded. Keep reading »
That’s A Lot Of Look: Hayden Panettiere Piles On The Trends
Yeesh, Hayden, didn’t you get the memo about not wearing 10 trends at once? Yhe individual elements of this look aren’t terrible, but all together, they are just too much, especially on her petite frame. Turn around, go home, and try again!
