I’m not opposed to denim on denim. I am, however, opposed to denim pants on denim pants. Technically, I think Rihanna is wearing just one pair of jeans, designed to look like two pairs on top of each other. Why? Who knows. I stopped trying to figure out Rihanna’s motivations when she took Chris Brown back. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
And I don’t mean that in a flattering way. This all-white ensemble reminds me of one of Georgia O’Keefe’s flower paintings, like a sort of vaginal magnolia, you know? I’m personally of mind that this would look stupid on anyone, big or small, pregnant or not pregnant, because it’s ridiculously hideous. But it looks especially stupid on someone headed to the airport. Yes, Kim wore this garment to fly. I hope she brought a Tide Stick because she’s one bump of turbulence away from an unfortunate V8 stain. Georgia would not approve. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
Let me make this clear: pregnant or not, no one should ever wear these pants. Kim Kardashian should have pulled these out of her closet, shook her head and said “Let’s not and say we did,” and then tossed them into the trash. I couldn’t make out the print, so I zoomed in real close in Photoshop and I’m pretty sure my eyesight is now ruined. Thanks, Kim. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
Julianne Hough is crazy talented and craaaaaazy beautiful (seriously, those bright blue eyes make me question my sexuality). She also usually makes really fun, flattering fashion choices, so her decision to wear this shiny, salmon-colored, high-waisted, cropped pantsuit is baffling me almost as much as her decision to date Ryan Seacrest. [Photo: Splash News]
On the one hand, Rita Ora’s neon sweatsuit looks so comfortable that I’m kind of jealous I’m not wearing it right now. On the other hand, she paired it with red lipstick and high heels, which totally defeats the purpose of a super comfortable sweatsuit. But on the third, most important hand (I only bring out my secret third hand for very important occasions), despite the fancy accessories, she’s still wearing a neon sweatsuit in public. [Photo: Splash News]
I’m just gonna leave this here. Think of it as my Valentine’s Day gift to you.
Poor Ginnifer Goodwin. Why is she wearing what appears to be the losing look from a “Project Runway” uniform challenge? The shorts are a great length, but everything else, from the style of the blazer to the garish royal blue to the piping — oh the piping! She may be at an event for Listerine, but this outfit is nothing to smile about. [Photo: INF Daily]
Isabel Lucas is a regular freakin’ fashion plate, but that doesn’t exempt her from falling victim to a textbook case of runway looks not translating well in real life. This minidress seemed paler, floatier, more ethereal when it was marched down the Christian Dior catwalk back in September; photographed on Isabel at the opening of Dior’s new Sydney store, the bright colors and reflective material just kind of, well, flop. Maybe it has something to do with the Aussie actress’s super-tan complexion, or the harsh lighting of paparazzi flashbulbs, or both. Regardless, Isabel deserves points for trying — that is one difficult dress.
Yes, Christina Milian is wearing mom jeans and a leather harness and what appears to be half of a shirt, but I would gladly overlook all of that if it weren’t for those monstrous stiletto booties she’s teetering around on. As if the 6-inch (maybe 7 inches, actually–those things are hiiiiigh) heels weren’t anxiety-inducing enough, they’re also covered in spikes, as if to guarantee that the inevitable tumble will draw blood. Christina, I love you, but your shoes are giving me a panic attack. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
Clare Bowen plays sweet, innocent, crazy-talented Scarlett on “Nashville” and also might be the cutest person to ever walk the earth, but she showed up for a recent appearance on “Good Morning America” buried under layers and layers of country-fried clothes and accessories. I’m all about the “more is more” fashion philosophy, especially when it comes to country singers (rock that sequin jumpsuit, Dolly!), but I think Clare could stand to lose one statement piece–maybe the patterned tights?–to take this outfit from costume-y to straight up cute. [Photo: Splash News]