Oh hey, Katy Perry, what you got there? A crushed velvet red dress? Wait a second, that looks familiar … did you take a time machine back to 1993 and steal that out of my closet? Are you wearing the dress I wore to my eighth grade dance? Jesus, Katy Perry, I would have let you borrow it if you’d just asked!
Also, did you manage to drag those two kids standing behind you into the wayback machine, too? What else could explain Jean Vest Ensemble and Tiger Boobs Shirt? [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
Rita Ora, still not sure what she’s done except for date a Kardashian and maybe made a song or two, but CHRIST does this one enjoy peacocking around. Often, I enjoy her whimsy, but this latest clash of colors and go-go boots is a definite thumbs down in my book. Rita seems to have forgotten the cardinal style rule: take at least one accessory/terrible pair of boots off before you walk out the door. [Photo: Pacific Coast News]
If this were anyone else wearing a blazer, wide belt, slouchy plaid pants, and a bowler hat while wandering around New York City (and possibly doing jazz hands?) during an intense heat wave, I would be using the term “That’s a lot of look!” the same way I would use the phrase, “Oh honey, no.” But come on you guys, this is Diane Keaton, AKA Real Life Annie Hall. “That’s a lot of look” is her personal mantra, and I wouldn’t have her any other way. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
Ashley Benson: Out of the Urban Outfitters fire, into the American Apparel frying pan. Benson, who seriously has the best makeup on “Pretty Little Liars,” was seen leaving BOA Steakhouse in Los Angeles in this acid-washed-as-fuck ensemble. I don’t know about you, but it seems like she’s channeling Perv Dad Extraordinaire Terry Richardson here. Witness: Keep reading »
Jennifer Lawrence, the face of Dior, is currently sitting front row at the designer’s Paris couture show, and these are the pants she is wearing. Palazzo on the right! Tapered and printed on the left! I don’t get them. These pants think they’re smarter than me and I don’t like it. [Photos: Bauer-Griffin]
Yes, yes, that’s exactly what you think it is: Miley Cyrus is sporting a pair of half-denim-half-sweatpants-pants. And that’s not all! She wore this ensemble to a party for Myspace (sidenote: the last time Myspace was relevant was when Miley was 13), and paired these very ratchet pantaloons with a cropped leather bustier and leather jacket (with a bunch of shit written on the back). I mean, I know she’s probs stressing over her on-again off-again Liam Hemsworth situation, but geez lady, that’s no excuse for white Dyeables pumps. [Image: Fame/Flynet]
I actually think Rihanna’s outfit here is cute– I love the crazy printed top with the shorts. But those shoes. THOSE SHOES SANDALS WHATEVER. They look kind of like those fake, detachable legs or leg braces. Which are great if you don’t have legs and need them, but they make for very odd shoe-inspiration. Also, clearly a pain in the ass to get on and off. [Photos: INF Daily]
Aussie singer/songwriter Penelope Austin attended the Australian premiere of “Star Trek Into Darkness” because — fun fact! — she helped score the film. She’s wearing a cream and beige gown with a slit up to there — and beyond. Austin looks great, but thanks to the bloomers on the dress being the same shade as her skin, it looks like she’s showing off her business to the world.
Leigh Lezark, one-third of the notorious New York City-based DJ trio The Misshapes, generally dresses all sorts of fabulous: the Chanel ambassador (Karl loves her) sticks to a simple monochromatic palette and streamlined shapes punctuated by killer accessories. So. With that said. What fresh hell is this? What kind of occasion even calls for this sort of attire? What is the Calzedonia Summer Show Forever Together, and are there calzones? Because it sounds like a place where there would be calzones.
Sure, it’s her birthday and she’ll wear what she wants to, but I wish porn star Jenna Jameson — celebrating her 39th b-day a couple weeks early at the Crazy Horse III strip club in Las Vegas — left the camel toe at home. Kinda digging the aqua-tinged hair though. [Photo: INFDaily]