This is the ensemble Katy Perry wore to “Good Morning America” this morning, to promote her impending album, Prism (I know it’s called Prism because there are literally 5,000 spray-painted advertisements for it on every street corner in Manhattan). She wore a dress featuring the Ubiquitous ’90s Daisy Print — you know, the one worn by Blossom and Kimmy Gibler, and practically every other ’90s sitcom teenager. To be honest, it’s giving me a little bit of ’90s PTSD. I remember owning a floppy “Blossom”-esque hat with that print, which I paired with a babydoll dress and my faux Docs (hey, real Dr. Martens are expensive). But even if I could get past the daisies, I cannot co-sign on the knee-high black socks thing. That was never cool. [Photo: INFDaily.com]
And here we have Rihanna strutting through the airport in a camo onesie — and kind of, somehow making it work. Is anyone surprised? No? Didn’t think so. Also: I just have to point out that RiRi’s looking much more amused by her own fashion choices than she was by Miley’s twerking, and I can’t say that I blame her. [Photo: Splash News]
I suppose if you absolutely insist on wearing black lace flares, a fringed band tee, a flannel shirt, and a backwards cap all at once, somewhere, some way, some how, a Courtney Love concert might just be the right (or only) place to do it. Right, Lana Del Rey? [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
It’s always a tragedy when a major piece of your outfit goes missing. And no one knows that better than Ashley Tisdale, seen here searching in vain for her pants. The newly engaged Disney star was spotted out in L.A., furtively looking for her missing bottom half. But never fear, Ash, you’re in good non-pants-wearing company. It’s happened to the best of us. Just don’t, you know, bend over. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
Oh hey, Katy Perry, what you got there? A crushed velvet red dress? Wait a second, that looks familiar … did you take a time machine back to 1993 and steal that out of my closet? Are you wearing the dress I wore to my eighth grade dance? Jesus, Katy Perry, I would have let you borrow it if you’d just asked!
Also, did you manage to drag those two kids standing behind you into the wayback machine, too? What else could explain Jean Vest Ensemble and Tiger Boobs Shirt? [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
Rita Ora, still not sure what she’s done except for date a Kardashian and maybe made a song or two, but CHRIST does this one enjoy peacocking around. Often, I enjoy her whimsy, but this latest clash of colors and go-go boots is a definite thumbs down in my book. Rita seems to have forgotten the cardinal style rule: take at least one accessory/terrible pair of boots off before you walk out the door. [Photo: Pacific Coast News]