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Leigh Lezark, one-third of the notorious New York City-based DJ trio The Misshapes, generally dresses all sorts of fabulous: the Chanel ambassador (Karl loves her) sticks to a simple monochromatic palette and streamlined shapes punctuated by killer accessories. So. With that said. What fresh hell is this? What kind of occasion even calls for this… READ MORE »


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Sure, it’s her birthday and she’ll wear what she wants to, but I wish porn star Jenna Jameson — celebrating her 39th b-day a couple weeks early at the Crazy Horse III strip club in Las Vegas — left the camel toe at home. Kinda digging the aqua-tinged hair though. [Photo: INFDaily]READ MORE »


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On a recent night out in London, Nicole Scherzinger hit the town in a leather jacket, tight crop top, major false lashes, slicked-back hair, and a slightly baffling pair of leather pant-boots. I can only assume that Nicole is auditioning for the role of the 6th Kardashian sister, but the real proof will come when… READ MORE »


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I’m not opposed to denim on denim. I am, however, opposed to denim pants on denim pants. Technically, I think Rihanna is wearing just one pair of jeans, designed to look like two pairs on top of each other. Why? Who knows. I stopped trying to figure out Rihanna’s motivations when she took Chris Brown… READ MORE »


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And I don’t mean that in a flattering way. This all-white ensemble reminds me of one of Georgia O’Keefe’s flower paintings, like a sort of vaginal magnolia, you know? I’m personally of mind that this would look stupid on anyone, big or small, pregnant or not pregnant, because it’s ridiculously hideous. But it looks especially… READ MORE »


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Let me make this clear: pregnant or not, no one should ever wear these pants. Kim Kardashian should have pulled these out of her closet, shook her head and said “Let’s not and say we did,” and then tossed them into the trash. I couldn’t make out the print, so I zoomed in real close… READ MORE »


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Julianne Hough is crazy talented and craaaaaazy beautiful (seriously, those bright blue eyes make me question my sexuality). She also usually makes really fun, flattering fashion choices, so her decision to wear this shiny, salmon-colored, high-waisted, cropped pantsuit is baffling me almost as much as her decision to date Ryan Seacrest. [Photo: Splash News]READ MORE »


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On the one hand, Rita Ora’s neon sweatsuit looks so comfortable that I’m kind of jealous I’m not wearing it right now. On the other hand, she paired it with red lipstick and high heels, which totally defeats the purpose of a super comfortable sweatsuit. But on the third, most important hand (I only bring… READ MORE »


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I’m just gonna leave this here. Think of it as my Valentine’s Day gift to you. … READ MORE »


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Poor Ginnifer Goodwin. Why is she wearing what appears to be the losing look from a “Project Runway” uniform challenge? The shorts are a great length, but everything else, from the style of the blazer to the garish royal blue to the piping — oh the piping! She may be at an event for Listerine,… READ MORE »


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Isabel Lucas is a regular freakin’ fashion plate, but that doesn’t exempt her from falling victim to a textbook case of runway looks not translating well in real life. This minidress seemed paler, floatier, more ethereal when it was marched down the Christian Dior catwalk back in September; photographed on Isabel at the opening of… READ MORE »


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Yes, Christina Milian is wearing mom jeans and a leather harness and what appears to be half of a shirt, but I would gladly overlook all of that if it weren’t for those monstrous stiletto booties she’s teetering around on. As if the 6-inch (maybe 7 inches, actually–those things are hiiiiigh) heels weren’t anxiety-inducing enough,… READ MORE »


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Clare Bowen plays sweet, innocent, crazy-talented Scarlett on “Nashville” and also might be the cutest person to ever walk the earth, but she showed up for a recent appearance on “Good Morning America” buried under layers and layers of country-fried clothes and accessories. I’m all about the “more is more” fashion philosophy, especially when it… READ MORE »


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Paired with a simpler ensemble, these red leather shorts Padma Lakshmi wore for a night out in West Hollywood would have been a badass statement piece. But when you add in a bright yellow purse, tights, chunky necklace, and fur-lined jacket, suddenly the shorts are just one statement piece in a sea of statement pieces. READ MORE »


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Happy Holidays! It’s that time of year when celebrities and various members of the 1 percent flock to Aspen to ski and strut around in ridiculous designer snow outfits. Obviously, Paris Hilton and her boyfriend River Viiperi were not going to miss out on the fun. River, who looks even younger than his actual age of… READ MORE »


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God love Drew Barrymore. She takes this method acting thing for serious. Here she is, preparing for a role in what we can only imagine will be a rollicking expose on the hard-living, hard-drinking rock bands of the ’80s. At least, that’s what we’re hoping, because that’s the only logical explanation for this trainwreck of… READ MORE »


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I really love Demi Lovato. I think she’s super cute, and her music is all right, and she’s by far the nicest and most composed judge on “X-Factor” (and she does an admirable job of making it seem like her co-judge Britney Spears is actually a humanoid). But I just can’t cosign on this aggressively… READ MORE »


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Free associations I’m having while contemplating the Versace dress Jessica Biel wore to the “Playing For Keeps” premiere:

Scissor attack.
Intergalactic space queen.
Strangulation.
Real Housewives of the planet Zothar.
Wrestler belt.

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