I actually think Rihanna’s outfit here is cute– I love the crazy printed top with the shorts. But those shoes. THOSE SHOES SANDALS WHATEVER. They look kind of like those fake, detachable legs or leg braces. Which are great if you don’t have legs and need them, but they make for very odd shoe-inspiration. Also, clearly a pain in the ass to get on and off. [Photos: INF Daily]
Aussie singer/songwriter Penelope Austin attended the Australian premiere of “Star Trek Into Darkness” because — fun fact! — she helped score the film. She’s wearing a cream and beige gown with a slit up to there — and beyond. Austin looks great, but thanks to the bloomers on the dress being the same shade as her skin, it looks like she’s showing off her business to the world.
Leigh Lezark, one-third of the notorious New York City-based DJ trio The Misshapes, generally dresses all sorts of fabulous: the Chanel ambassador (Karl loves her) sticks to a simple monochromatic palette and streamlined shapes punctuated by killer accessories. So. With that said. What fresh hell is this? What kind of occasion even calls for this sort of attire? What is the Calzedonia Summer Show Forever Together, and are there calzones? Because it sounds like a place where there would be calzones.
Sure, it’s her birthday and she’ll wear what she wants to, but I wish porn star Jenna Jameson — celebrating her 39th b-day a couple weeks early at the Crazy Horse III strip club in Las Vegas — left the camel toe at home. Kinda digging the aqua-tinged hair though. [Photo: INFDaily]
On a recent night out in London, Nicole Scherzinger hit the town in a leather jacket, tight crop top, major false lashes, slicked-back hair, and a slightly baffling pair of leather pant-boots. I can only assume that Nicole is auditioning for the role of the 6th Kardashian sister, but the real proof will come when she changes her name to Kicole. Stay tuned! [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
I’m not opposed to denim on denim. I am, however, opposed to denim pants on denim pants. Technically, I think Rihanna is wearing just one pair of jeans, designed to look like two pairs on top of each other. Why? Who knows. I stopped trying to figure out Rihanna’s motivations when she took Chris Brown back. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
And I don’t mean that in a flattering way. This all-white ensemble reminds me of one of Georgia O’Keefe’s flower paintings, like a sort of vaginal magnolia, you know? I’m personally of mind that this would look stupid on anyone, big or small, pregnant or not pregnant, because it’s ridiculously hideous. But it looks especially stupid on someone headed to the airport. Yes, Kim wore this garment to fly. I hope she brought a Tide Stick because she’s one bump of turbulence away from an unfortunate V8 stain. Georgia would not approve. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
Let me make this clear: pregnant or not, no one should ever wear these pants. Kim Kardashian should have pulled these out of her closet, shook her head and said “Let’s not and say we did,” and then tossed them into the trash. I couldn’t make out the print, so I zoomed in real close in Photoshop and I’m pretty sure my eyesight is now ruined. Thanks, Kim. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
Julianne Hough is crazy talented and craaaaaazy beautiful (seriously, those bright blue eyes make me question my sexuality). She also usually makes really fun, flattering fashion choices, so her decision to wear this shiny, salmon-colored, high-waisted, cropped pantsuit is baffling me almost as much as her decision to date Ryan Seacrest. [Photo: Splash News]
On the one hand, Rita Ora’s neon sweatsuit looks so comfortable that I’m kind of jealous I’m not wearing it right now. On the other hand, she paired it with red lipstick and high heels, which totally defeats the purpose of a super comfortable sweatsuit. But on the third, most important hand (I only bring out my secret third hand for very important occasions), despite the fancy accessories, she’s still wearing a neon sweatsuit in public. [Photo: Splash News]