Posts tagged "testicles"

Serbians Chow Down On Kangaroo Testicles At A Testicle Festival

As professional greedy food monster, there isn't much in the world that I won't eat. I make s'mores with a lighter on my couch and consume whole blocks of cheese in one sitting. But I am not down with testicles. They are a punch line and a tool in baby-making—not a source of food. The…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 31, 2010

What Women Think Of Testicles

Compared to the penis -- that swollen, attention-grabbing flesh-bully -- the testicles can seem downright unassuming. But despite their less showy nature, those two hairy globes still hold great potential for pleasure ... and pain. Watch Asylum's token girl explain the woman's perspective on your family jewels, and find out what they have to do…
By: Asylum / June 27, 2010

Today’s Lady News: Boss Fired After Giving Testicle Cyst Photo To Female Staffer

The editor of Philadelphia magazine did not have his contract renewed in part because he gave a framed photo of a cyst removed from his testicle to a female staffer. Um, sexual harassment anyone? Larry Platt apparently gave this photo as "gift" to a departing female staffer. Framed? Who would frame something like that?
By: Jessica Wakeman / June 25, 2010

A Drunk Brit Waxed His Balls For Charity And It Did Not Go Well

Earlier this month a Brit was feeling generous at a charity fundraiser, so he offered up his balls for a bikini wax at the pub. Alas, that was the day Joe Cooper, 24, learned a valuable lesson about mixing manscaping with alcohol.
By: Jessica Wakeman / June 17, 2010

Pie Chart Explains The Kitty Cat/Testicles Conundrum

Cats, much like toddlers, always know the best place to sit on a man's lap. [ImageShack.us]…
By: Jessica Wakeman / March 6, 2010

Let’s Talk About Testicles

Ah, testicles. So mysterious! So enigmatic! Why do they look like that? How do they work? The testes are an enigma to most women. Thankfully, an evolutionary psychologist and a pair of female researchers have stepped forward to answer the question: "Yo, what's up with testicles?" In this month's Evolutionary Psychology, Gordon Gallup, Mary Finn,…
By: Susannah Breslin / November 24, 2009

New Sculpture Is Hands On, Balls Out

Installation artists Jason Krugman, Stella Kim, and Ben Chao have got balls! Their latest piece of work is a giant replica of a scrotum. And much like your man’s fun bags, the Teste Touch responds to a gentle caress and, er, rises to the occasion. Check out this vid of the…
By: Simcha / August 18, 2009

Dudes, Learn How To Shave Your Balls Properly

Gillette thinks some men need assistance with not drawing blood while they shave their groin area, so its crack animation team put together this instructional "How to Shave your Balls" YouTube cartoon. The video's basically just an infomercial for the Gillette Fusion Power razor and shaving cream—but don't forget to use, as the voiceover dude…
By: Jessica Wakeman / May 28, 2009

You’ll Have A Ball (And Eat Some) At The Testicle Festival

If you're in or around Oakdale, CA, today and enjoy eating rocky mountain oysters, make sure to stop by the Rotary's Testicle Festival. Approximately 400 lbs. of "cowboy caviar," aka bull testicles, will be marinated in red wine, garlic, olive oil, and herbs overnight, breaded, and then deep fried. The event is a little pricey…
By: Catherine Strawn / March 30, 2009

Testes Delight: Have A Ball With These Recipes

As you've probably heard, seven people were poisoned in Japan eating blowfish this week. What part of the blowfish, you might ask? The testicles. In some cultures, like China and Serbia, it's believed that eating testicles increases sexual vigor due to the high levels of testosterone they hold. King Louis XV and his lover Madame…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 30, 2009

Quickies!: How To Handle The Twin Boys

Blow jobs shouldn't just be about the shaft. You've got to let the twins get in on the action too. [Daily Bedpost] Telling off an ex can be cathartic for some, but is it really worth it? [Yes. -- Editor] [Dear Sugar] John McCain and Barack Obama talk about infidelity. […
By: Annika Harris / October 16, 2008
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